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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 08:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TAHMMY: Hey George, welcome back! How was your vacation in England? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74671913 JORCH: It was fantastic! I drove on the left side of the road; I drank tea in the afternoon; I even puffed on a faag. TAHMMY: Wow, you really went native. But I didn’t know you smoked? JORCH: I don’t... But the faag I puffed did after I was done with him. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 08:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know how Jorch tells the story about how he started out in college studying dentistry? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74671913 What he doesn’t tell is how that dream of being a dentist came to an abrupt end... Jorch’s very first patient was in to have his wisdom teeth extracted. Before surgery the patient asked for “some gas”. Jorch obliged immediately by straddingly the man’s face and farting in his mouth before 3 dental hygienists pulled him off. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | $noory " Boy! what a great weekend ! Tahhmmy and I visited Yellowstone. YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE,now high that thing squirts in the air!" Quoting: Brett Bare 75273932 Caller " You mean old faithful ?" $noory " What is that ?" Caller " A geyser " $noory" OH they have those at Yellowstone?" Caller" Yes that is why people go there. Didn't"....<click> $noory" East of the rockies"............" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After binge watching "Cake Fart" YouTube videos, Tommy mounts George's face like a barstool, his huge Christmas ham smashed down on George's mouth, mustache, nose and eyes, and he mean-grunts out the sharpest, loudest, wettest, most odiferous ripper square on Noory's grill. Within seconds, a bulge rises in Noory's Adidas sweatpants. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62447594 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prediction Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54063306 George Ralph Noori will die of peritonitis from a ruptured colon. A disheveled and spattered Tom Danheiser will read a statement: "On November --, 2017, George Noori passed away following a gardening accident. He was trying his garden gnomes in new positions when he slipped and hurt himself. I rushed to his assistance, but it was dartk, and a spark from my bic lighter ignited methane gas and an explosion occurred. George Ralph Noori will be missed." Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sundowwwwn... George better take caaaaare, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2792212 If he finds Tommy's been creepin' 'round his back staaaaairs... (Squirt! Squirt!) I love Gordon Lightfoot! The Wreck of the Paranormal Radio The legend lives on From the internet on down Of the great show They called Coast To Coast Art Bell it was said Even talked to the dead When the witch Paglini came callin' With a load of bad news Art took time to snooze And passed off the show To a few others But the good show and crew Were a bone to chewed When the asslick no name came crawlin' The show had been the pride Of the American side Coming in with15 million Listeners nightly! As radio shows go It was bigger than most With a good host and Crew well seasoned Concluding some terms To work weekends and more Art passed the reigns off To replacements And late at night when the ratings dived Was it the sloth of no name they'd been feelin'? Lol Masterful! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72696472 United States 01/23/2023 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GUEST: "In the 1970s, Uzbekistan was a hotbed for UFO activity. Then it seemed to moved north into Kazakhstan. There were even reports of flying discus in Kyrgyzstan." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63815326 GEORGE: "That's incredible. Were there any UFO sightings in the former USSR?" GUEST: <silence -- thinking his English translation of George'scomment must be in error> GEORGE: "Are you still there, Paul?" GUEST: "Uh...yes. I was just...thinking..." <awkward silence> GEORGE: "To the Maxwell Smart shoe phone we go!" |
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