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George Noory

 
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GEORGE: Have you seen this tomb of Jesus in Kashmir, India?

GUEST: Oh yes.

(An enlightening opportunity for a probing question for someone who has actually been there. Instead, George asks...)

GEORGE: Was it big?
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

CAAAAAAAAAN’T

TAAAAAAKE IIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!

— in the tone of “CAAAN...YOUUUU...DIG IIIIIIIT?!”

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GUEST: We investigated the tomb all afternoon. It was spectacular. The things we saw, the energy we felt...

GEORGE: Did you get a signal in there?

GUEST: You mean from the Other Side?

GEORGE: No, I mean from your cell phone carrier.

(Silence)... CLICK!!! ::dial tone::

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C’mon George, ask her about cashmere sweaters. Everyone knows you want to.
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GEORGE: Suzanne, do you think Robert Plant and Jimmy Page were revealing this info in the Led Zeppelin song “Kashmir”?

GUEST: Ya, sure.

GEORGE: I knew it!! Tommy, you owe me five bucks!

GUEST: I was kidding, George. You’re an imbeci...(DO THE WILD THING...)
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George has a concubine named Tommy. (Not Tomi Lahren, either).
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George was reared in Fudgepakistan.

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GEORGE: Suzanne, why did Jesus travel to Kashmir in the first place?

GUEST: Well...

GEORGE: It was for the sweaters, wasn’t it?

(Silence)... (CLICK!!)...::dial tone::

GEORGE: Hello? Suzanne? It looks like we lost Suzanne. Tommy, call her back, would you?

TOMMY: I just did, George. She’s not answering her phone.

GEORGE: Uncanny!
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“Chaaances AAAAAAAAAARE... (George is a rump ranger)”
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04/02/2021 03:38 AM
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There’s the Gavin Newsom recall petition.

Where is the one for George?

“Chaaaaances AAAAAAARE... (they’d get the signatures)”

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George has a shirtless poster of T.T. Boy above his bed.
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George had a torrid affair with C.C.H. Pounder.
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04/02/2021 03:46 AM
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C’mon George, ask her about cashmere sweaters. Everyone knows you want to.
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Screw that. I want an updated pizza roll story. That seems like so long ago.
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GUEST: The Bible tells us science. In Genesis it says that the earth was created in 6 days. If each day equals a billion years, it’s spot on.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyone have a crane to help her move those goalposts?
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GUEST: Remember the bone boxes..

GEORGE: Suzanne, this is a family show. Let’s keep it G-rated.
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C’mon George, ask her about cashmere sweaters. Everyone knows you want to.
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Screw that. I want an updated pizza roll story. That seems like so long ago.
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GUEST: Remember the bone boxes..

GEORGE: Suzanne, this is a family show. Let’s keep it G-rated.
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Lol. That geyser still has the Grecian formula in him.
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Prestor John...

Was he related to Presser Bench?
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GUEST: Remember the bone boxes..

GEORGE: Suzanne, this is a family show. Let’s keep it G-rated.
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Lol. That geyser still has the Grecian formula in him.
 Quoting: CherryPoodoo


cruise
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GEORGE: How did a sword get in a stone?

GUEST: The same way a model ship gets in a bottle, George.

(10 seconds of dead air as George ponders this)
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GUEST: Jesus was an incredible manager.

GEORGE: What shift did he work?

GUEST: I’m sorry?

GEORGE: Swing shift? Graveyard?
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GEORGE: Did Jesus walk the streets at 50 or 60?

Hahahahahahaha WTF?!
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GEORGE: Did Jesus walk the streets at 50 or 60?

Hahahahahahaha WTF?!
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Yes, George, Jesus was a streetwalker.
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George is old school. He wolf howls at women and takes his dates to the juke joint.
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Way back when, when I was married, I was very busy not having sex at night so would listen to Art Bell on an a CC radio with a headphone. I would stay up all night on a work day just listening. Fantastic stuff there. That was a one man show Art ran. Now it is corporate nonsense.
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Way back when, when I was married, I was very busy not having sex at night so would listen to Art Bell on an a CC radio with a headphone. I would stay up all night on a work day just listening. Fantastic stuff there. That was a one man show Art ran. Now it is corporate nonsense.
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Yes. So true.
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Once a week, George sends a fruitcake to Ghislaine Maxwell in prison.
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“Take a long hol-i-daaaay...

Let Art’s children plaaaay...”
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Jesus lived to 105?

Hmmm...Did he collect social security? Did he have a 401k? C’mon George, these are questions people want you to ask.

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It’s 08:00. The location: San Quentin Prison. Death Row, to be exact. It’s the end of the road for convicted serial killer John Smith. As he sits in the “electric chair” getting strapped in, a commotion is heard in the hallway. Suddenly the door to the execution room flies open and a mustachioed, shoe polish-hair dyed, late night, paranormal radio talk show host dressed like a Miami Vice extra enters — out of breath — and belts out: “Liberty Mutual lets you customize your car insurance so you only pay for what you need!” before he’s tasered, carted out, and dumped in the parking lot.
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LOL Jorch strikes again glad I forgot to listen. now you see why Naomi wolfe pulled out.
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