BREAKING : Michael Obama rushed to hospital after devouring whole uncooked Turkey

Security Cameras at the Transeticle homey spa first picked up images of a frothing Michael Obama devouring a platter of deluxe cheeseburgers whole.....

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Within 20 minutes of the security cameras time stamp calls were coming in to police that a wookie had broke into the nearby soupkitchen.
Witnesses say he was then lured back into the parking lot where he started intimidating the cooking staff with fighting postures.


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Michael then ran back inside where and started gorging food that was to be prepared later in the day for homeless and destitute citizens for a Thanksgiving feast.

Security cameras picked up picked up feeding frenzy during of which large quantities of uncooked food was consumed including 16 uncooked turkeys and 13 pounds of raw bacon

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When police finally arrived they found Michael lying down in a pile of Turkey bones and meat scraps,
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he was then shot with 4 tranquilizers and rushed to the hospital where his stomach was pumped and treated for rabies for the hell of it.




Reporters caught up with Michael's husband and former destroyer of America, Baraq who was meeting with a Turkey he had previously pardoned at a local D.C homosexual bathhouse but declined to comment on the incident.

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Security Cameras at the Transeticle homey spa first picked up images of a frothing Michael Obama devouring a platter of deluxe cheeseburgers whole.....

:burgeryum:

Within 20 minutes of the security cameras time stamp calls were coming in to police that a wookie had broke into the nearby soupkitchen.
Witnesses say he was then lured back into the parking lot where he started intimidating the cooking staff with fighting postures.


:wookiedoeschina2:



Michael then ran back inside where and started gorging food that was to be prepared later in the day for homeless and destitute citizens for a Thanksgiving feast.

Security cameras picked up picked up feeding frenzy during of which large quantities of uncooked food was consumed including 16 uncooked turkeys and 13 pounds of raw bacon

:Yummmmeat:



When police finally arrived they found Michael lying down in a pile of Turkey bones and meat scraps,
:Tooorke:

he was then shot with 4 tranquilizers and rushed to the hospital where his stomach was pumped and treated for rabies for the hell of it.




Reporters caught up with Michael's husband and former destroyer of America, Baraq who was meeting with a Turkey he had previously pardoned at a local D.C homosexual bathhouse but declined to comment on the incident.

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Shouldn't have clicked on this thread so close to breakfast time.

THat's pretty good, except for the bacon part. Do you think it eats bacon?I'm sure it's "husband" doesn't.

Wow. Nothing better to do on Thanksgiving? What a pathetic creature you must be.

hilarious

Funniest shit I've seen in day's right here .

That beast next to the Asian guy say's it all .

How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house.

It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore.

Wow. Nothing better to do on Thanksgiving? What a pathetic creature you must be.

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How pathetic this must to still be, in 2017, obsessed with Obama and his wife just because they were black and in the white house.

It's OK OP, some day you'll move on with your life and see that it's not healthy to be stuck all day in front of your computer posting hateful stuff about someone no one cares about anymore.