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I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION

 
TGus
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
Do you have a computer in the bathroom?
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01/17/2018 01:53 AM
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01/18/2018 10:03 PM
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
Aye Aye Aye Aye,
I am the Frito Bandito
You give me a Frito & I'll be your friend,
A Frito Bandito you must not offend.
Aye Aye Aye Aye
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01/27/2018 01:09 AM
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
R U down 2 TWO rancid boxes a week?
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How's your ring piece?
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qoui?

mon ring de marriage

?
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Anus
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



spock
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What time is it now in Croatia ?
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02/07/2018 11:44 PM
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My son in law hates if I use anything after the expiration date. In the old days there weren’t dates.....you just ate it and wait to see if you are okay.
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I have a 15year old pound of butter in the fridge,

is is safe?
oh hai!
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you're worse than fucking roy moore.
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chuckle
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Hamburger Helper is absolute garbage. I finally tried it the other year and Ketchup tastes better
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My son in law hates if I use anything after the expiration date. In the old days there weren’t dates.....you just ate it and wait to see if you are okay.
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Did you ever die from eating expired food? I hope not.
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I have a 15year old pound of butter in the fridge,

is is safe?
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Contact your local food poison contro ctr. THIS INSTANT!
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I have a 15year old pound of butter in the fridge,

is is safe?
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Yes.
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03/26/2018 01:39 AM
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Panburger Partner?
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How did you guess?


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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



spock
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So!
Hamburger Helper matures with age!
Good to know!
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03/26/2018 03:07 AM
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Have you tried the filet of leather sole?
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Did you get BOTULISM from eating the 14-y.o. Hamburger Helper?

Are you German?
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The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



spock
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Mr. Yuk :(
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
this will kill you seriously

for example, old peanut butter ... it might seem edible but is actually very toxic

does a lot of liver damage

same for madly bread .. moldy bread was causing bears in zoo who had been fed it to die from liver failure
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OMG
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
this will kill you seriously

for example, old peanut butter ... it might seem edible but is actually very toxic

does a lot of liver damage

same for madly bread .. moldy bread was causing bears in zoo who had been fed it to die from liver failure
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seriously?
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Do you have a computer in the bathroom?
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And this has something to do with Hamburger Helper?
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Do you have a computer in the bathroom?
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And this has something to do with Hamburger Helper?
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Where do you think the hamburger comes from?
The store?
LOL
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
WHY DID YOU EAT FOURTEEN YEAR OLD HAMBURGER HELPER????
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The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



spock
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Why?

WHYYYYY????
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
this will kill you seriously

for example, old peanut butter ... it might seem edible but is actually very toxic

does a lot of liver damage

same for madly bread .. moldy bread was causing bears in zoo who had been fed it to die from liver failure
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Important to know. Maybe the op died?
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Hamburger helper is like wines...depends on the year. Was your vintage pre GMO? If so, it might be a gem.
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07/07/2018 01:32 AM
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A while back I ate a jar of store brand peanut butter that was 9 years past the expiration date. It was indistinguishable from a brand new jar in every regard.
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Re: I ATE 14 Y.OLD HAMBURGER HELPER LAST NIGHT, ASK ME A QUESTION
The box has an expiration date of April '04
And it was a generic version from the 99c store to boot..not even the 'top shelf' Hamburger helper, a cheap imitation of it! I sauteed a pound of chopped filet mignon first to add to it, which helped. AND chopped fresh garlic & parsely, plus a splash of tobasco sauce.
The end result?
Absolutely delicious!



spock
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