Female Star Wars fans showing up in groves hating the Last Jedi.

To top it all off, AC, said pansexual Predator will rape every man and woman it can find. Everyone who complains of being raped by the Predator will be instantly and permanently labeled a racist, and it'll be even worse for women since the Predator babies will literally explode out of their uteruses. Any surviving women will be called racists for not furiously masturbating and/or being too horny to think at all when the pansexual Predator comes back.

This'll be considered one of Disney's "darker" movies, but that detail will be declared very minor and proclaimed as one of the greatest movies of all time. It'll be then on TV more than the Christmas Story and the National Lampoon's Christmas movies combined.

I watched the The Last Jedi yesterday afternoon at my local theater. While it was high grade entertainment to me I can't help but to strongly feel and believe that the Star Wars franchise was rebooted with The Last Jedi by the end of the movie. This means be ready to see a whole lot more Star Wars movies for the foreseeable future, guys.

It annoyed me quite alot to know that the black dude was essentially transformed into a fetch quest type of guy or character from the first movie he was in. Forgot what it was called by now. Just know that it sucked for a number of character dynamics were radically altered to be more forced and grinding to me. The black dude abruptly fell in love with the Chinese female who initially tasered him, had no real chemistry with, and ultimately prevented his most useful character development in the series - self sacrifice at the right time. She died a disparaging death but before she died she made it clear that she wanted to save him and protect him because she's in love with him. Yep... made total sense. Ugh! Then he FriendZones Rey at the end of the movie the one character he has a ton of chemistry with and gets along with quite well. It's like "Wait, what?! What the fuck, man!? Is the black dude gay now?! Rey is gay and.. what the hell!! Why is confusion so essential now?!". I personally wouldn't mind seeing Rey and the black dude, whatever his name is, getting together and being happy with each other as soon-enough-to-become-spouses.

Then there are those hamfisted moments of inexplicable chaos that lasted for long moments of time. While each of those hamfisted moments of explicable chaos were some of the most beautifully executed moments in The Last Jedi they were still hamfisted. One of those hamfisted moments just so happened to be when the new rebel Admiral while Leia was down and out till the script called for hir miraculous full recovery was when their last cruiser was running on fumes and went into HyperSpace or Light Speed as the movie kept interchanging the two different terms. That Admiral could of very well of repositioned the cruiser to better protect the completely unprotected transports. Nope. That's not what happened. Instead of running with common sense she went full Suicide Squad, the new movie standard of going full retard. She reactivates the cruiser's engines and goes FTL at Snoke's flagship. Sure that was one of the most beautiful pieces of absolute carnage and death I've ever seen in a Star Wars movie to date, and quite possibly any movie this year too, but it was totally hamfisted!

The most hamfisted infuriating BS was when the two support ships ran out of fuel they fell back very quickly and were summarily destroyed just as quickly too. Those ships' inertia should of kept those ships going their original velocities. Instead it was as if everything was taking place in a very dense yet unseen and unknowable nebula. Lose your engines, lose your life at the hands of the First Order's ships with this movie's space physics.

I could go on and on with the hamfisted moments that chipped away from my total immersion and enjoyment of what should of been this year's best movie by far, if not this decade. Instead what we get is one of the best movies with a whole lot of manufactured BS that is resolved sooner or later in-movie through almost always equally as manufactured BS. Not much of this movie felt organic. Even Luke Skywalker felt so manufactured to me. He went from showing alot of promise of becoming a great Jedi warrior with the original Star Wars movies to The Last Jedi's Luke Skywalker's becoming a whiny little shit-stirrer who will compulsively lie just to get his way till he's called out on his compulsive lying then he mysteriously tells the truth while blaming Rey for everything wrong. Luke Skywalker is not a respectable character anymore. He's just this failed Teacher who constantly blames himself and others for his failures. I don't buy it whatsoever why what's his name the new Darth Vader guy turned to the Dark Side too. He didn't wake up one morning and decided to go to the Dark Side wholeheartedly. He went to the Dark Side because the one guy who he trusted wholeheartedly betrayed him. Luke Skywalker destroyed himself and everyone else around him because the script said so. Very seriously, what the fuck, man?!

Then Luke Skywalker does his little showdown with the new Darth Vader guy out in the open to earn back his good name. Nope. Hilariously epic fight till you find out that Luke Skywalker coped out using his Astral Projection bodily form to do that fight. Then a minute or two later Luke Skywalker literally vanishes to commit suicide to commit the ultimate cop-outs in modern movie history. That didn't fill me with hope and peace, but alot of anger, but more disappointment that Luke Skywalker pussied out of literally everything and never did anything to redeem himself.

I could go on and on too...

how can you be so interested in emoji movie like to go and see it but then it disappoints you? what the fuck were you expecting

“and believe that the Star Wars franchise was rebooted with The Last Jedi by the end of the movie. This means be ready to see a whole lot more Star Wars movies for the foreseeable future, guys.”

Yeah no shit Sherlock. There is Han Solo next year....Rian Johnson was given a 3 movie trilogy and there is episode 9. Plus a likely Obi Wan movie in 2020. Disney said there will probably be a SW movie every year as long as each one is pulling in a billion dollars.
And SW was rebooted with The Force Awakens. You are clearly a fringe SW follower so please stop talking out of your ass.

I have a child duh, kid wants to watch a movie, I take her. It's the fatherly thing to do. Usually they are pretty fun movies. Not Emoji, the most laziest slapped together just run to the end and not look back at the mess behind movie for kids.

Its over, Russia and the Eastern bloc are the one's banging out all the descent films..wont even put a Magnet here to humiliate you.

A Magnet would be a torrent file and torrents aren't allowed here, AC, last I knew.

Unless its Hillery's email's.....lol

Get over yourself, AC. My post adequately described the movie and yours is merely supplemental. If anyone needs to shut up about this it's you, not me.

Besides, AC, The Force awakens wasn't really a reboot of Star Wars so much as it was just getting the name back out there again. When I said that Star Wars has been rebooted by the end of The Last Jedi I meant it. You're obviously too stupid to comprehend such easy stuff unfortunately, AC. The Last Jedi rebooted the Star Wars franchise because Luke Skywalker is now nonexistent as far as the series is concerned.

He's joined the Deus Ex Machina in the series since he "willed" his death by literally vanishing out of existence. Luke Skywalker passed on the Jedi "torch" to Rey in one of the most haphazardly of fashions as well. He gave her less training than what Yoda gave him by far. Rey has to now go entirely off of whatever her Heart tells her with very little Jedi training and knowledge. Yep... great idea for a character who was easily reduced to uncontrollable weeping for much of her time with Luke Skywalker. This "passing of the torch" thing is what reboots the Star Wars franchise, AC, not The Force Awakens.

Yeah, so, AC, I may be a "fringe" Star Wars fan but I obviously know far more about Star Wars than you do. Now go sit in your Shame Closet till I give you permission to come out of it!

"Rey has the Jedi Texts. She's fine. And I'm not really sure you understand what Deus Ex Machina actually means. And the franchise isn't rebooted. The Last Jedi ended the Skywalker family saga. You don't know what a reboot is either.

Maybe you should jump in the shame closet."

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Additionally, Luke didn't will himself out of existence. The Force Projection killed him. Did you even watch the movie?

They burned the texts, Yoda said she already knew all they had to teach. Luke clearly was alive after the force projection, seemed to me he chose to leave at the end. It was peaceful, not a struggle, he chose.

The texts are on the Falcon, with Rey. There was a scene where they were shown in a drawer on the ship. It's the scene were Finn was looking for a blanket to cover Rose. THAT's why Yoda said she had everything she needed.

Droves...

If Kylo Ren or whatever the fuck his name is was cast by the guy who plays Thor, women would be all up on it and claim it as the best Star Wars ever!

The fact the male lead role was cast by some incel looking subhuman made women's vaginas shrivel up.

There were no Chads cast in this film tbh. I mean, it did have Benecio Del Toro, but it was a very limited role and he's getting up there in age to continue pulling off the Chad factor.

I'll be honest, Del Toro was the best part of this movie, the only good part, I'll say. Too bad it was a very small role. He performed it stellarly.

If you are not aware, this new Trilogy is part of Disney's liberal progressive agenda which stems from Social Justice Warriors claim that Hollywood doesn't represent enough diversity in movie's because 75% of them are about white people.

To solve this silliness, a good movie by this new agenda standard must have Women in powerful lead roles. An appropriate inclusion of ethnicity and white men diminished.

However, no one cries about Bollywood making all Indian monies, or China and all the Chinese in their movies, or South Korea and all the Koreans in their movies, or Japan and all the Japanese in their movies, or Mexico with all their Mexicans in their movies.

The point it's not cultural appropriation rather simple demographics. White people making movies about White people is due to demographics not racism. That point SJW's are ignoring and pushing agenda, Hollywood took the bait and we get agenda pushing stories into the dirt to appease this new level of libtardism.

Women have always had lead roles in movies going back to black and white film. Minorities have had lead roles in Hollywood and they bitch about that 25%.

"If Kylo Ren or whatever the fuck his name is was cast by the guy who plays Thor, women would be all up on it and claim it as the best Star Wars ever!

The fact the male lead role was cast by some incel looking subhuman made women's vaginas shrivel up."

The thor actor would never have killed Han Solo.
You need a confused cucked out pussy to do that.
This scumbag looks like an Antifa member.