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My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.

 
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08/20/2019 10:56 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
She does not cheat. I think she feels that she is not sexy now.
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Well... she's not wrong. I mean, who the fuck wants a fatty? Nothing sexy about it.
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When I was 20 I told myself no fatties. That was religion to me back then. She would say that to you if she found this post. You should have seen her when I met her. At least a solid 8. Maybe a 9.5 nowadays. I am still very much in love with her. I mean, this is in some ways a side issue. But I know I am not alone. She is an amazing person otherwise for the most part. In very many ways I am very lucky to have found her. I still absolutely love her and I have never cheated on her for the record. I post this for 2 reasons, I dont have a lot of support from men right now and 2. Its the truth and sometimes the truth hurts.
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You are obviously below middle class and she wants the high life.

Since she does not have that she considers you a loser and is getting fat.

If she starts losing weight she is beginning to get that pussy ready for some higher wage earning stud.

You are fucked in the figurative sense at least my man.
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I hold my own in that way.
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Go out for walks...

How old are the kids? Sex slows to a trickle when the kids get too needy. frequently parents have difficulty balancing being married to someone with parenting.

Get away for a weekend. New setting. Get her to decide on some of the activities. (She might surprise you, my wife did;-) Keep the pressure low.

If she's into the idea, try a libido enhancing supplement:
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Nah...Briefs dog put on a stack of weight and wont fuck him anymore either unless a liver treat is involved.
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rofl
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08/20/2019 10:59 PM
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What the fuck are you tell us for?

Have a nice conversation with your wife.

Some of us might care, but realistically, only the two of you can make things work.

hiding
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08/20/2019 11:00 PM
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Time to bump her to the curb unless you really love her and want it to work out. You know the vows, to death do us part. How does she feel about it , if you talk to her about it?
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She is 100% committed to me and the marriage. No issue there.
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She won't have sex with you, you're completely deliusional to think that she's 100% committed to you and your marriage when she won't even have sex with you.

And the fact that the title of this says "And she still won't fuck me" insists that even before she got fat, she still wouldn't have sex with you so obviously her gaining weight isn't the issue since it existed prior to that.
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We had and still have sex Anon. Even if it is a slow roll. You are comparing my reality to my ability to create a solid headline to get you all talking so that I can get some ideas.
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08/20/2019 11:00 PM
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for the % time. your married. you can get fat too. also. maybe just a fake conversation... hmmm
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08/20/2019 11:02 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
Buy her a treadmill
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Did that long ago. Does not work.
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She's depressed.Take her out to dinner once a week.
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She needs exercise, not dinner. She already eats more than enough since she's a fatty. I'd suggest taking her out for walks, and jogs as opposed to taking her to shove more food into her fat face.
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That is right.
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08/20/2019 11:07 PM
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I was married 25 years - here’s a few possible reasons. First could be menopause - it hits early for some women. My wife had it at 46. Second, and likely, is that she’s not feeling loved in some way.

There’s this book called Love Languages. It’s pretty basic stuff, but If you’re not aware that your wife needs affection through for example words or actions and such if could be helpful to figure out what makes her tick.

Finally, you or she needs to be a better participant in your relationship. Could mean doing more together like walking, swimming or doing creative stuff. I sat on my ass too much and I missed out on a lot of fun.

My wife dropped hints left and right about what she liked. I was lucky and did many of them. I regret the ones I didn’t though, and now that she’s gone I feel like an asshole for missing out and not doing more.
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oh jezuz, here it is, the touchy feely liberal shit

WHen a woman finds you attractive she will fuck you for free, it's when you find yourself paying for it you have to wonder..mot men pay for it one way or another while some Chad bangs their old lady while theyre gone to work.

Its like you paying for a car, the gas and the insurance, and some other fucker driving it while youre not around.
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This guy never got laid much. I dont go to work. That is where you have me wrong. Only chumps go to work for a master.
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08/20/2019 11:10 PM
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Re: My wife got fat and she still wont F*** me.
You are obviously below middle class and she wants the high life.

Since she does not have that she considers you a loser and is getting fat.

If she starts losing weight she is beginning to get that pussy ready for some higher wage earning stud.

You are fucked in the figurative sense at least my man.
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She is not even trying anon.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/20/2019 11:16 PM
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I can hold my own. I am an asshole. That wont fit into your square of your circle. Brad Pitt got railed in the ass by Weinstein and all his women friends did as well. The size of muh dick is not the factor here.
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Virgin ideas wont play here.
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Jealousy is one thing that always worked in my situation, but I dont try to use that much because I myself am highly jealous. For me that is a dead end.
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This is bullshit advice.
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Okay.. so you're a self-described jealous, domineering, non-communicative no pussy eating asshole and you wonder why she balks at the notion of fucking you?

All that aside, you come off as a self righteous prick who thinks himself a saint that could do no wrong, when the problem here is likely a two-way street. You'd have to be able to accept that first before you could work on solutions.
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You have it almost right anon. But not really. You are presenting your own situation against my own. I love eating pussy Anon. So that is the first thing you are wrong about.
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When someone suggested you eat at the Y you called that a 'virgin idea'. Are you giving her orgasms when you do have sex?

Why are you posting this here if you know she could find this post? Passive-aggressive assholism, or do you think her finding this thread will make her horny for you? LMAO
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To be honest, some fire would be good. I am not trying to be mean. I just need dude support. "When someone suggested you eat at the Y you called that a 'virgin idea'" Right, that guy knows nothing. Shit tier advice.
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08/20/2019 11:17 PM
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I can hold my own. I am an asshole. That wont fit into your square of your circle. Brad Pitt got railed in the ass by Weinstein and all his women friends did as well. The size of muh dick is not the factor here.
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Virgin ideas wont play here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


Jealousy is one thing that always worked in my situation, but I dont try to use that much because I myself am highly jealous. For me that is a dead end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


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This is bullshit advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


Okay.. so you're a self-described jealous, domineering, non-communicative no pussy eating asshole and you wonder why she balks at the notion of fucking you?

All that aside, you come off as a self righteous prick who thinks himself a saint that could do no wrong, when the problem here is likely a two-way street. You'd have to be able to accept that first before you could work on solutions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12270644


You have it almost right anon. But not really. You are presenting your own situation against my own. I love eating pussy Anon. So that is the first thing you are wrong about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416557


When someone suggested you eat at the Y you called that a 'virgin idea'. Are you giving her orgasms when you do have sex?

Why are you posting this here if you know she could find this post? Passive-aggressive assholism, or do you think her finding this thread will make her horny for you? LMAO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12270644


This guy would love it if it happened and it still could. I will own everything if it does.
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08/20/2019 11:27 PM
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I stopped reading replies on page one. Clearly, your responses were from people way worse off than you. You have a wife. You seem to want to make it work. I think you need to talk to her. She probably has body shame and feels gross and thinks you see her as she sees herself. I love my husband and think he is so attractive but after we had kids I felt like he didn't see me the same. On another note, unless you are in perfect shape then don't ever call your wife fat. If you still want to be with her then maybe she deserves a little grace...or maybe you don't deserve her and she knows it. I think its the first so think this through and follow it through.
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First female reply has it almost nailed down perfectly. I posted this not to make it about me, but for females to say their part in here and to take the temperature of this place. You might as well be my wife Anon. You nailed it for what is worth. Anon Females knows a chad when she sees one. I know you are not my wife because I still work out. Also I know you are not my wife because we always talk. But you are fairly close to my wife in mind and spirit. I hope you post more insights actually. I rather like your points.
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08/20/2019 11:28 PM
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Please do not pin this.
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08/20/2019 11:33 PM
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I stopped reading replies on page one. Clearly, your responses were from people way worse off than you. You have a wife. You seem to want to make it work. I think you need to talk to her. She probably has body shame and feels gross and thinks you see her as she sees herself. I love my husband and think he is so attractive but after we had kids I felt like he didn't see me the same. On another note, unless you are in perfect shape then don't ever call your wife fat. If you still want to be with her then maybe she deserves a little grace...or maybe you don't deserve her and she knows it. I think its the first so think this through and follow it through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77482430


I am in good shape for my age, but after another read through you are sage advice. Are you in the same situation? You are a female on the other side of my situation?

Lets hear that out. No?
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08/20/2019 11:38 PM
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Copy Cat threads are already a thing: "My Boyfriend Got Fat and Now I Can't Find His D*ck!"
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already? and there is like a dozen of them
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Fuck me for having good optics worthy of copying. Its just the shit show of clown world. I expect that.
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08/20/2019 11:44 PM
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You sum up your wife as fat as if a number on a scale is all that matters in a relationship.

I can understand that in a woman you might date, but this is your wife? And you wonder why she won't screw you?

Is she cooking and trying to help make a living, raisekids, deal with everyone's health and other needs, take care of house...pets...

Fall into bed only to have to put up with your pawing her?
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My wife is perfection in every way outside of sex. Is that not enough for you to imbibe?
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08/20/2019 11:49 PM
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Go look up Epstein running circles between Trump and Hillary via Google now.

And then shut the fuck up.
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08/21/2019 12:05 AM
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I made it this far. 5 pages. Pay more attention to this guy: Epstein #good vs #bad. Robert Epstein Congressional hearings. My personal problems are secondary.
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Am I alone?
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I feel your pain.
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Am I alone?
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I feel your pain.
pigchef


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How so?
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08/21/2019 12:26 AM
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OP, married 27 years, two boys early teenage, the amount of quality sex is relative. I happen to be GOOD it can come and go but we try to make a point of it on the weekends!

Do you have time to spend with your Mrs?? Talking over the kitchen counter or otherwise? Go for WALK and burn those calories.

IF you love your wife and enjoy her company the amount of times you might want IT obviously differs from your mrs.

You guys need to talk it out IF you want it to work out.

BTW, what is 'fat' because that is very relative and all men like the menu differently.
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08/21/2019 12:56 AM
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Hate to say this but 9 of 10 times it’s because she is banging someone else. Divorce her
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hesright
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live cams are pretty nice. boom33

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Each & every night that she doesn’t put out you wait til she falls asleep and jerkoff on her face.

*pro tip ... if you aim for the eyes she will just think she has conjunctivitis every morning..
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Am I alone?
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Try getting your donut munching ass off of glp once in awhile and taking care of your girl dragon.

It will work wonders for your lack of a sex life issue.





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