WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it

shows the immense power of mind over matter.. eg. her powerful mental attitude towards pork controls the reaction of her body..

what a dummy she is.. sugar causes cancer.. most vegetarian and vegan diets are loaded with it by the way.

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Her body realized that it was finally getting heme-iron that it had been deprived of for so long and so the heart pumped frantically to sent a rush of blood to the digestive system in order to absorb the precious nutrients.

Vegan lady: "My tummy hurt....wahhhh"

Err... so now, I have to ask...

Wonder what they look like "bone in?"

Farmer Jones comes in the box?

:|



Oh, and fuck whiny vegans. Eat, don't preach.

I find it dreadfully amusing that one would use the words "powerful" and "mind" in the same sentence as the word "vegan."

Really, think about that for just a moment.

And for those traumatized by mistakenly getting vegetation on a meal and ingesting some of it, there IS a point where you get over it! Bacon-wrapped sausage stuffed with bacon and dipped in beef gravy therapy for a month helped me break through... it can help you too!

And the AMAZING thing is that initial trials indicate that it MAY actually work as a cure for veganism.... we're sooo close to finally finding a therapy to CURE this mental disease! WOOT!

If you never cut meat from your diet you can’t speak on the matter. If you think I’m bullshitting, try it for
90 days. It sucks but your body will have less pains and aches.

so how much is this freeloader immigrant going to sue for anyways?

You dont like sausage?

she's a bullshit careless vegan and needs to shut the fuck up right there

When's the last time you've seen meat-eaters preach, demonstrate, protest and vandalize a vegetable farm or store?

If you're a vegan, just keep your handicap to yourselves please. Just like the rest of us omnivores.

cannibalism is a delicacy :)

Better if she just offed herself, the trauma she must be going through couldn’t be worth going on.
Really, Sooo fucking what, she bit into a sausage roll.
If she is as intellectual as she states, she should be able to cope.
Wonder when the payouts coming?

They need to i co idiots like this in a barn for 90 days with only water and crackers. Then let's see what the brainwashed regards think of real food.

Vegan for TWO years.

Ate lots of meat 24 months earlier.

This is what happens when you do...

Start at 55 seconds


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I would be traumatized if someone took my Kebab away.

Exactly!!!!

I'll admit to being somewhat confused. Why in the world would this 'Creature', who professes to be a 'Vegan', even WANT to eat a meat substitute? Seems to me that if you're about giving up the Apex predator meat eating life style for that of the Head down in the weeds Herbivore, eyes on the sides of your head life style, why would you demand that you're plants look like, chew like, bleed like (see the Impossible Whopper), and taste like meat?

If you're such a proud cud cruncher, quit trying to get you're stuff to look like and taste like our stuff; of course we know the real agenda is to hoodwink the Apex predators, we who acknowledge our canines, into toeing the line and becoming cud cruncher's too.

Next time, stick to mushrooms or fungus or what ever pass's as Vegan fare these days. Be a proud Cud Cruncher, wrap them lips around a wad of sprouts and some damn green plant that make your piss smell like shit. While the rest of us evil folks are tucking into our Steak, Burgers, Chicken and Pork (Hmmmm Bacon!) Come out of the Cud closet, stop hiding your shame!

Yea, I'm confused, rather than calling it a 'Vegan Sausage', why not just make it a Vegan roll that LOOKs like Vegan roll should look and not like a normal food in drag.

No, it seems I'm not confused at all lady (ack, gendered language), you're an idiot, you are the problem and you need to take RESPONSIBILITY for yourself. But no, that wouldn't let you be a "Special Little Snowflake", would it.

I am SO gong to Outback tonight!!!!!

Ooooh,,,Yes, I do see her problem....Truly traumatized.

It must have tasted utterly delicious...It sure sounds delicious.

Now, think about it...We all have had some of "THAT" fake food.

And it's exactly what it is..Fake.
Tasteless garbage unfilling and unappealing.

I see the vegan chefs try to cook on some of those cooking shows.
Always ends in failure because it isn't fulfilling fare.

And now she has to go back to cardboard tasting food.

Absolutely she is
Wait until someone tells her it's made of soil mould
- never meant to be eaten

Of course we can speak on the matter.
She is spiritually sick if she thinks the bite of a meat product "traumatises" her.
That's NOT normal.

Sounds to me like she was traumatized by life long before she bit a sausage.

This thread makes me want to roast one of the gigantic goose breasts a coworker gifted me a bag full on my birthday!

I just may have one ready with smashed potatoes and hot fresh veggies when the Mrs. returns from the river house Sunday with a few pounds of crabs for me to gift my coworkers with.

Those water bugs are $90 a half dozen!! [link to www.cameronsseafood.com (secure)] She'll bring home a few dozen tomorrow which I'll divy up and package for folks at my office.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 09/28/2019 04:07 PM

If people only realized how true that is and how many times it happens.
ALWAYS be nice to the people that handles your food no matter if you are in a hole in the wall diner or a 5 star high class restaurant.