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WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it

 
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WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
What else is supposed to be in a sausage roll? Just order a salad if you're that picky
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
she knocked back a refund, and the 50 bucks on top...

she's triggered and after a million is my bet.. "traumatized for life"... pfffffffffffffttttttttttt.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
But she is happy to eat Frankenmeats that she has no idea what they really contain?
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Now she gonna die!

"It’s my choice not to consume meat because it causes cancer. That choice has been taken away from me.”

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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

full article (if you could be bothered)

[link to 7news.com.au (secure)]
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


kind of reads like a vegetarian dirty diary.. back page sort of fantasy...chika boom boom
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
Good. May the same fate befall each and every snob eater.
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Lock it in a cell with no food just a plate of sausages and a copy of the coming famine.
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Lock it in a cell with no food just a plate of sausages and a copy of the coming famine.
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Haha. Good one! True
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Probably wants to eat more and can’t stop thinking about it.
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is vegan a gender yet?
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Ndungu? A very "British" name lmao

Maybe she'll be asking for a big sum of money as a reparation for her "traumatic" experience...
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
So what? You would be traumatised for life if you bit into a sausage roll with human meat in it.
It's the same feeling for vegans. Try and have some empathic capability.

I like pork chops, but if someone switched them with human meat I'd be disgusted and furious.
That's the equivalent of how vegans feel regarding all meat, after enough time not consuming it.

I know this because I've been told so by a vegan in my family.
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Ndungu? A very "British" name lmao

Maybe she'll be asking for a big sum of money as a reparation for her "traumatic" experience...
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dung u?


whats brown and sounds like a bell?




dung
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
How does she expect to find herself a man, if she doesn’t like meat in her mouth?
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
So what? You would be traumatised for life if you bit into a sausage roll with human meat in it.
It's the same feeling for vegans. Try and have some empathic capability.

I like pork chops, but if someone switched them with human meat I'd be disgusted and furious.
That's the equivalent of how vegans feel regarding all meat, after enough time not consuming it.

I know this because I've been told so by a vegan in my family.
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No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
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People like this are a waste of oxygen. I can only imagine what valuable contributions she’ll make to society in her lifetime.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
So what? You would be traumatised for life if you bit into a sausage roll with human meat in it.
It's the same feeling for vegans. Try and have some empathic capability.

I like pork chops, but if someone switched them with human meat I'd be disgusted and furious.
That's the equivalent of how vegans feel regarding all meat, after enough time not consuming it.

I know this because I've been told so by a vegan in my family.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78016545


No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
 Quoting: Geraldgar


I’d be more creeped out that it could have been an old disgusting liberal in my mouth than I’d care about it being human meat. So long as it was cooked properly.

And yes, vegans/veggies are always whiny little bitches about this stuff. Humans were built to eat both plant and meat. Denying yourself one or the other throws the body into imbalance, which is why those people are often times mentally reduced as well.
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

full article (if you could be bothered)

[link to 7news.com.au (secure)]
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Awwwww poor ickle snowflake! will need lots and lots of cash to compensate for her horrendous trauma most likely.
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Like shes never had a meaty sausage before.
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Probably friends with whoever sold them so they could sue & split.
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You suck cock but don't eat meat . That doesn't make sense
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
 Quoting: Geraldgar


Sure. Tell yourself that. Have you seen the scenes in the Hannibal Lecter-movie/series where the guests are served human meat? Later they find out. Reactions are more realistic in the theater than what you're trying to falsely portray. rex
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Like shes never had a meaty sausage before.
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but this was two sausages.. thats why she burst into tear..hmmm mmm
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
No actually I wouldn’t. Because I’m not a whiny little bitch. I would brush my teeth and move on with my life being a little grossed out like most normal
People. That won’t let a single event define the rest of their life
 Quoting: Geraldgar


Sure. Tell yourself that. Have you seen the scenes in the Hannibal Lecter-movie/series where the guests are served human meat? Later they find out. Reactions are more realistic in the theater than what you're trying to falsely portray. rex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78016545


enjoy your cabbage...

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Why give these type of people any attention?
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But happy to deepthroat a dick no problems
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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
[snip]

A vegan woman has been left "traumatised for life" after she was served a sausage roll with meat in it.

British vegan Sharleen Ndungu bought the snack from UK bakery chain Greggs which launched a vegan sausage roll earlier this year.

In the video above: Plant-based burgers may not be as healthy as they seem.

Ndungu only realised the mix up when she bit into the pastry and tasted real meat - and she says her body went haywire.

The 20-year-old says she "burst into tears" when it dawned on her she had been given two pork sausage rolls instead of the vegan ones.

"I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy," she said.

"I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food.

"I’m traumatised for life now – I’m never going to Greggs again."

[end snip]

full article (if you could be bothered)

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 Quoting: CitizenPerth


She said: "I haven’t had meat in two years."
Reporter: "How did you do that? Cold turkey?"

Either way, I can see some legal beef coming down the road...

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Re: WAMBULANCE! Vegan woman says she is now 'traumatised for life' after biting into sausage roll with pork in it
I'm sure the compo she will claim will ease her trauma... Poor thing, someone should wait outside court and shoot her in the face with a pork pie fired from a slingshot.





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