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Pooka

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Post a note on your front door, saying:

"Coronavirus Quarantined"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78489990



I have concerns about anything that could draw attention of TPTB, which by then will be soldiers and such with very little experience and a glorious thrill at all the new responsibilities and possibilities they think they have.

Let's not do anything that indicates we have the illness, in case they will decide to "help" you by coming for you to place you in a tent of [not] healing, or even a "camp".

Feels like that would be a bad plan and take us where we do not wish to go!

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Pooka

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Don't worry about if you believe in God.

We won't make it past Nisan 1st on March 26th abduct.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37012983


Why do you say this, and what is the significance of this day? The Bible says no man knows the day or hour . . .
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For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?
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You suggest not feeding everyone who comes along will cause a loss of soul?
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Pooka

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That’s an easy one.
Tell them you are sick,,, you know?, sick with the virus.

They won’t want. Any of your preps after you tell them that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77483961


there are good chances they will sicker than you as they are the same people who didn't even take care of not getting infected.

as crazy as it sounds after a certain point poisoning them is really a practical way to solve it. They gonna be hungry the following day and so on, and even more pushy and violent.

many of them have zero chances to survive anyway.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76493971



Good point - if they didn't get water and food, they also didn't get masks and gloves and goggles, so definitely DO NOT open the door, and just get rid of them the best way you can. They will die of the disease, or be so busy trying to get well they have no time to bother you, or they will be "hospitalized" by TPTB and no longer a problem to you.
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Pooka

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STAY SILENT THROUGH THE STORM.
 Quoting: stopstalkingnutter 78503232


Best prepping advice ever!

Would you please join Thread: Practical Prepping Protocol even if Poor and place the same advice there? Thank you!
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Why wouldn’t you help your friends and family?

Toss them some food and medicine if need be.

You gonna let your cousin and aunt just die when your sitting on a mountain of supplies?

That is NOT the way forward.

Help people if you can. I am not saying to be a sucker.
But have a little bit of food for the starving.

Show mercy. It is NOT weakness.
 Quoting: Steamer


Why wouldn’t you help your friends and family?

Toss them some food and medicine if need be.

You gonna let your cousin and aunt just die when your sitting on a mountain of supplies?

That is NOT the way forward.

Help people if you can. I am not saying to be a sucker.
But have a little bit of food for the starving.

Show mercy. It is NOT weakness.
 Quoting: Steamer




Probably one of the single best ways to get yourself killed ^^^
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GREED???? Because he prepped and the others he warned wouldn't???
 Quoting: Catmandoo


Damn right. I gave up a lot of good times to prep. The relatives partied, took nice vacations every year, have new vehicles and eat out a lot.

Greed? Most non preppers have the idea that god will take care of them. God will provide for them.

Well god helps those who help themselves.

For the most part...have everything hidden, covered, locked up or buried. Keep a big pot of soup on the stove. If they come begging, and they are family or friends, pass out bowls of soup. Tell them that is all your family has, soup stuff. Feed them the meal of only soup then tell them they have to leave. Hopefully they will look for better pickings elsewhere.

The godly ones need to go to church and the minister will feed them. I would think churches will set up soup kitchens and bread lines.

Hang your plywood, with lots of screws, hunker down, and keep eating simple and avoid cooking smells that might draw in wanderers.



Many believe the gubmint will save them. This is a common theme - they only have to manage for a little while and then the gubmint will be there to hand out water and food and whatever else they need.

Perhaps just tell the beggars no, you cannot help, but to go home and wait because the gubmint will be along shortly to take care of them, but the gubmint will pass on by if the house is not occupied, and they will only give out necessities to the people who are physically present at that address.

This should send them scurrying back home, especially after you add "That's what I'm doing - waiting for the gubmint to come help me."

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For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78514629




Hey dummy... That verse is addressing worldly people who place more importance on acquiring power and wealth, than things eternal.

The following passage is much more applicable to the issue at hand:

"Again the word of the Lord came to me, saying, “Son of man, speak to the children of your people, and say to them: ‘When I bring the sword upon a land, and the people of the land take a man from their territory and make him their watchman, when he sees the sword coming upon the land, if he blows the trumpet and warns the people, then whoever hears the sound of the trumpet and does not take warning, if the sword comes and takes him away, his blood shall be on his own head. He heard the sound of the trumpet, but did not take warning, his blood shall be upon himself. But he who takes warning will save his life. But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet, and the people are not warned, and the sword comes and takes any person from among them, he is taken away in his iniquity; but his blood I will require at the watchman’s hand.’"

Ezekiel 33:1-7
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Or just spray paint a biohazard emblem on your door with big letters “infected”


Great fkn idea- now, to find a somewhat legit doc that looks like the state/CDC has issued a warning to all who visit my door to stay the fk away cause I am self quarantined .
If anyone here can come up with such a printable paper ,Ide love to run it down and get it laminated for such an event.
THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA. OR COULD BE A BAD IDEA.
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Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
 Quoting: Mental Case


They aint going to stop if their more of them than you they will use force....Don't worry though gangs will be out looting and raping they will probably be dead before they get to you.......or they could tell others that you have preps


this is why you don't tell anyone your a prepper lol
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Or just spray paint a biohazard emblem on your door with big letters “infected”


Great fkn idea- now, to find a somewhat legit doc that looks like the state/CDC has issued a warning to all who visit my door to stay the fk away cause I am self quarantined .
If anyone here can come up with such a printable paper ,Ide love to run it down and get it laminated for such an event.
THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA. OR COULD BE A BAD IDEA.


that aint going to stop people who starving and looking for food and water lol
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Or just spray paint a biohazard emblem on your door with big letters “infected”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78516845


Great fkn idea- now, to find a somewhat legit doc that looks like the state/CDC has issued a warning to all who visit my door to stay the fk away cause I am self quarantined .
If anyone here can come up with such a printable paper ,Ide love to run it down and get it laminated for such an event.
THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA. OR COULD BE A BAD IDEA.


Celeste Solum's Patreon account has exactly what you request, in several forms [pun intended]. Official and true - must be obeyed once posted properly. Keeps gubmint out, as well.

Last Edited by Pooka on 02/24/2020 03:49 AM
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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OK, my nieces and nephews always say, "Uncle darth, if SHTF, I am coming to your house".

I will welcome them...from a distance.

They will be instructed to drive to the back pasture and set up a tent which I will provide if necessary. They will get a bag of rice and some basic vittles to survive.

Six weeks quarantine. They have to dig a latrine and stay in their tent.

Most have nice cars to sleep in as well.

I will especially be glad if my jarhead nephew shows up to help with security. He was killing talibunnies from 1500 meters recently.
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Pretend you got the flu
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oh my god.

why didn't I think of that?????

I LOVE YOU. THANKS ALSO TO OP FOR THIS
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The worse mistake anyone will think is that I have not been prepared. I been prepared since 1998.

I still got good beans and rice since 1998. I read on GLP that some people's preps went bad...they were ignorant as i am living proof. I got beans and rice, good, since way back then. Two days ago, I ate carrots that were 10 years old.

My best defense is that i LOOK like an old lady...you know the type, liberal, with no guns and no food. That is their last mistake. I am no liberal. I just do not let anyone know what I got.

I got shit buried all over the place. The internet is a good thing and I have prepared.

My best defense is my age and sex. Bring it on mother fuckers. I am a very good shot and the fuckers will never see it coming.
 Quoting: Maiya


I love you lol
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The worse mistake anyone will think is that I have not been prepared. I been prepared since 1998.

I still got good beans and rice since 1998. I read on GLP that some people's preps went bad...they were ignorant as i am living proof. I got beans and rice, good, since way back then. Two days ago, I ate carrots that were 10 years old.

My best defense is that i LOOK like an old lady...you know the type, liberal, with no guns and no food. That is their last mistake. I am no liberal. I just do not let anyone know what I got.

I got shit buried all over the place. The internet is a good thing and I have prepared.

My best defense is my age and sex. Bring it on mother fuckers. I am a very good shot and the fuckers will never see it coming.
 Quoting: Maiya


Yeah beans last forever. I have had rice that didn't taste right after 10 years though
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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Tell them you’d like to talk to you about Jesus. Works every time.

Is that bad?

I also have a blue stripe sticker on my back bumper in hopes that it reduces my chances of getting pulled over.

I’d also put up a “ quarantine” sign no matter how I feel.
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Or just spray paint a biohazard emblem on your door with big letters “infected”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78516845


Great fkn idea- now, to find a somewhat legit doc that looks like the state/CDC has issued a warning to all who visit my door to stay the fk away cause I am self quarantined .
If anyone here can come up with such a printable paper ,Ide love to run it down and get it laminated for such an event.
THIS IS AN AWESOME IDEA. OR COULD BE A BAD IDEA.
 Quoting: Pooka


Celeste Solum's Patreon account has exactly what you request, in several forms [pun intended]. Official and true - must be obeyed once posted properly. Keeps gubmint out, as well.

[link to www.lostartsradio.com (secure)]

[link to www.lostartsradio.com (secure)]

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
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Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
 Quoting: Mental Case


If that's all you have to begin with, you should have them come over because your not prepped and your only hope since you're not prepped is safety in numbers. An extra can of pork & beans is not being prepped.

Actually I'm trying to figure who I want to ask in and share my preps with. While everyone is busy lording over their hoard and making enemies I'll be making friends. If tstf loyal friends will be your most valuable asset.

If you really to want make your only friend go away so that you can enjoy your 6 days of pork & beans all to yourself, just start coughing all over the place then go to shake his hand. We all know you only have one friend though OP, because with an attitude like yours you probably don't have very many.
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I've flat out told them I would shoot them.

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Good job!

But if they might be infected...you don't want their blood all over your front porch.

I should cut some wood for patching the door just incase it ever comes to that.
 Quoting: Mental Case


If you told them that OP then you didn't have friends.
Come on and take a free ride.
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Don't tell anyone that you prepped. That way no one will come over to try to take your stuff.
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To all who say to "share" your preps...I would like to introduce you to simple math.

Say I have a month worth of preps for myself.

If my 2 brothers and 1 sis come to "share"...I now have 1 week of preps.

If they bring their kids (which you know damn well they would)...then I'm down to 3 days of preps.

Basic math! Learn it! Live it! LOVE IT!
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As a former pool owner I experienced neighbors coming over like my property was for their consumption. Not only is that an insurance risk but they expected to be fed too. They wouldn't leave until I got firm with them.

Being friendly and nice is one thing. Giving away and sharing your money/food/belongings is another thing. We are not obligated to help others, especially those who are capable of taking care of themselves.
 Quoting: MissCleo


The absolute gall is shocking! NOt only let them use your pool at will, but feed them? LOL You had some very poor neighbors! Shame on them.

Your statement of "as a former pool owner" did not go unnoticed.
 Quoting: Pooka


Hence the point of this thread!

If their "gall" is such now...think what it will be when their kids are starving.

There will be NO REASONING WITH THEM!

Pain may be the only solution :(
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Mental Case  (OP)

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spray of alcohol / gasoline and a spark. it won't kill them but it gets the message right.

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Not bad...but I don't want to open the door.
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Mental Case  (OP)

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Clear back to the days of Noah, when he was instructed to load food for every beast and fowl, and for his family as well, and to Joseph - remember him? He saved how many, by storing up food for the days of famine?

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Mental Case  (OP)

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They aint going to stop if their more of them than you they will use force...

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If they try to use force or kick the door in I will shoot. I would really like to avoid that scenario if possible!
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Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
 Quoting: Mental Case

1) If STHF they won't be calling you, because the phones won't be working.
2) Unless they live within walking distance, chances are they won't be driving either. So they will have no way to take the preps with them.

3)Then, unless they are real lucky, the looters, robbers, rapists and such, will get to them, since they are now on foot(and probably unarmed), before they even get to your door.

4) since there will be no "city" water, they will be dehydrated and weak, if they even get that far.

So now, the few,(if any), that made it that far must be
real good survivors. So it might be a good idea to take them in, put them to work and just plan on rationing what you have, until they can help provide additional resources.

You can always use more help in gardening,hunting,chopping wood for fires, etc.
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Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
 Quoting: Mental Case

1) If STHF they won't be calling you, because the phones won't be working.
2) Unless they live within walking distance, chances are they won't be driving either. So they will have no way to take the preps with them.

3)Then, unless they are real lucky, the looters, robbers, rapists and such, will get to them, since they are now on foot(and probably unarmed), before they even get to your door.

4) since there will be no "city" water, they will be dehydrated and weak, if they even get that far.

So now, the few,(if any), that made it that far must be
real good survivors. So it might be a good idea to take them in, put them to work and just plan on rationing what you have, until they can help provide additional resources.

You can always use more help in gardening,hunting,chopping wood for fires, etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78439385

i might add; that since you do not know what SHTF entails or have not considered it well enough( per your OP), chances are that you will not survive the first month either.

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i might add; that since you do not know what SHTF entails or have not considered it well enough( per your OP), chances are that you will not survive the first month either.

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Yeah? So how do I get them to leave without killing them?
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I would prep even more and when they come calling, ask them what they have to trade. You could probably pick up some good stuff for practically nothing.





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