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OFFICIAL:. Breaking News Australia - Prime Minister Declares PANDEMIC Procedures Initiated

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/27/2020 03:22 AM
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Something told us to stock up at supermarket last week, we listened to that intuitive nudge - have enough for two years, made sure we bought the largest tub of Vegimiteapplause2
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WHAT ELSE DID OYU BUY OP? I COULD ONLY AFFORD SOME SNACKS AND PASTA
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We can eat until 2022, have lots of pasta, rice, batteries, candles, uht milk and powdered.

Just do you best, food can stretch a long way

Don't forget domestos to disconnect - all the antibacterial products are out of stock. Also Ibruprohen and cold n flu tabs.

Be safe.
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To 'disinfect' - stupid auto cueredface
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02/27/2020 03:26 AM
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There is no panic buying OP. You're making it up ...Not to say we should NOT be concerned but Please get you're lies straight ... Oh OK then IF it is so then send some pictures for crying out loud.. You can do that can't ya!
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Sorry to say, your lying, wake up!

Coles SOLD OUT of hand sanitizer alone.

Get your own pictures, there will be plenty to photograph soon enough.
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02/27/2020 03:31 AM
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There is no panic buying OP. You're making it up ...Not to say we should NOT be concerned but Please get you're lies straight ... Oh OK then IF it is so then send some pictures for crying out loud.. You can do that can't ya!
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Sorry to say, your lying, wake up!

Coles SOLD OUT of hand sanitizer alone.

Get your own pictures, there will be plenty to photograph soon enough.
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I'll head to the shops now, will report back in like an hour. There's a Coles, Woolies and an Aldi in the same area nearby. If normies are freaking out I'll let you guys know.
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There is no panic buying OP. You're making it up ...Not to say we should NOT be concerned but Please get you're lies straight ... Oh OK then IF it is so then send some pictures for crying out loud.. You can do that can't ya!
 Quoting: Quanta 76748373


Sorry to say, your lying, wake up!

Coles SOLD OUT of hand sanitizer alone.

Get your own pictures, there will be plenty to photograph soon enough.
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I'll head to the shops now, will report back in like an hour. There's a Coles, Woolies and an Aldi in the same area nearby. If normies are freaking out I'll let you guys know.
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02/27/2020 03:34 AM
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He is so arrogant he didn't let the Labour opposition leader know he was making this announcement
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Labor are a bunch of clowns. Pray those idiots never get in. Albanese is a complete cringe dispenser.
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Re: OFFICIAL:. Breaking News Australia - Prime Minister Declares PANDEMIC Procedures Initiated
Here Are The 425 Billion Reasons Why WHO Refuses To Call The Covid-19 Outbreak A "Pandemic

The World Bank launched a $425 million 2017 catastrophe bond issue supporting its Pandemic Emergency Financing Facility (PEF). There are two tranches of PEF bonds outstanding, expected to mature in July, and this means investors of the bonds will collect massive profits if the bonds aren't triggered or will lose everything if the Covid-19 outbreak continues to escalate.
It's becoming increasingly apparent why the World Health Organization (WHO) has had a difficult time calling Covid-19 outbreak a "pandemic," this is because it would cause both bonds to trigger, effectively wiping out bondholders.
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02/27/2020 03:40 AM
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02/27/2020 03:48 AM

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Interesting take this fellow has. He is on the 5g activation theory.
Here's to a merry life and a happy one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A stiff whiskey and another one
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02/27/2020 03:52 AM

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its still gonna get in unless they shut down all the international flights. ohhh tooo late should of done that as soon as it started
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Yes, our clever politicians are children in their parents clothing.

Oh by the way - they made a promise to let/make a way for Chinese uni students to still come over.

Now isn't that just PEACHY.
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With a $7000 grant to students from China to cover the cost of staying elsewhere for 14 days ohhhhh makes me feel so cross

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What?
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Coronavirus travel ban prompts Melbourne University to offer Chinese students $7,500 grant
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My local council has today parked 4 earth movers in a vacant field beside the cemetary. Might be unrelated?
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02/27/2020 03:57 AM

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That idiot is going to cause a panic.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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meanwhile Trump calls it a nothing burger
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He called it coronavirus and then moved on to just a flu, wash your hands and don't hug with those that have fever and you will be ok...
LOL!

Lie after lie after lie, but then again, the ego is hitting the Universes outside of our Universe nowdays and he knows it. And with success if I may add, most said he did right not to create panic, forgetting that he lied on their faces. This machohist style is really annoying, citizens should stop watching dominant porn, it doesn't do good to their perspective in real life situations.
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www.nine.com.au

Aussies STOCK UP on all things!
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Awstralia is a shithole
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02/27/2020 04:11 AM
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I implore all those on this thread to watch this 25 minute video from Max Igan - one of the leading voices in the Australian alternative media movement- that he posted ~1hr ago about the "pandemic"

Can Trin or one of the other mods embed this for me please.



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 Quoting: Whitedog 77533966


Sorry but this bloke is nuts, he is claiming 5g is doing this, theres no pendemic outside of china just propaganda and fake news. The virus in china is targeted at the Chinese only. Sorry this chap should be wearing a tinfoil hat.
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02/27/2020 04:16 AM

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I implore all those on this thread to watch this 25 minute video from Max Igan - one of the leading voices in the Australian alternative media movement- that he posted ~1hr ago about the "pandemic"

Can Trin or one of the other mods embed this for me please.



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 Quoting: Whitedog 77533966


Sorry but this bloke is nuts, he is claiming 5g is doing this, theres no pendemic outside of china just propaganda and fake news. The virus in china is targeted at the Chinese only. Sorry this chap should be wearing a tinfoil hat.
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Well you spelled pendimic wrong maybe the 5g got to you bro.
Here's to a merry life and a happy one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A stiff whiskey and another one
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That idiot is going to cause a panic.
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The poor cunt gets bagged no matter what he does. If the snowflakes freak out over this, how are they gonna go when Caronavirus really takes hold in this country?
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Can people on board here report if supplies are short in supermarkets and which state Ru in?
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Lismore, northern nsw. We’ve been prepping last three weeks.
Noticed last three days the herd has been spooked.
Watching shelves empty only to be spread out and filled with pointless fluff. We bought last five hand sanitizer couple weeks ago.
Ladt matches the other day. Bunnings still has some stuff. Get 1kg
Bicarb soda for $7 in pool section
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Don't worry. Dick Pound will have it sorted in a jiffy.

I vote Dick Pound the successor to Chuck Norris.
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meanwhile Trump calls it a nothing burger
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The emperor wears no clothes... just by what they do not what they say. World is full of shit puppets and actors. Trump is just an actor, with his own agenda.

Like many before him... same shit different set of clothes.
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Can people on board here report if supplies are short in supermarkets and which state Ru in?
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Lismore, northern nsw. We’ve been prepping last three weeks.
Noticed last three days the herd has been spooked.
Watching shelves empty only to be spread out and filled with pointless fluff. We bought last five hand sanitizer couple weeks ago.
Ladt matches the other day. Bunnings still has some stuff. Get 1kg
Bicarb soda for $7 in pool section
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If you dont pick your nose you wont get it.
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I implore all those on this thread to watch this 25 minute video from Max Igan - one of the leading voices in the Australian alternative media movement- that he posted ~1hr ago about the "pandemic"

Can Trin or one of the other mods embed this for me please.



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 Quoting: Whitedog 77533966


Sorry but this bloke is nuts, he is claiming 5g is doing this, theres no pendemic outside of china just propaganda and fake news. The virus in china is targeted at the Chinese only. Sorry this chap should be wearing a tinfoil hat.
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Well you spelled pendimic wrong maybe the 5g got to you bro.
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I heard from someone I work with that there are 3 people being tested for it in Ipswich as of midnight last night. I've noticed many people starting to get really sick.
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Can people on board here report if supplies are short in supermarkets and which state Ru in?
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Lismore, northern nsw. We’ve been prepping last three weeks.
Noticed last three days the herd has been spooked.
Watching shelves empty only to be spread out and filled with pointless fluff. We bought last five hand sanitizer couple weeks ago.
Ladt matches the other day. Bunnings still has some stuff. Get 1kg
Bicarb soda for $7 in pool section
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53274644


Hey thanks for the heads up about bi carb - is it the cooking kind?

We are up Port Douglas way, so transport to up here is always further that capital cities, being in the wet season, Mackay had floods and trucks are held up.

Lol, what a start to the year after the worst of summers!
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That idiot is going to cause a panic.
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Fuck off Kiwi. You voted that dumb shit Ardern in to power. You're in no position to be throwing stones. the Romans might of made a horse a senator but you guys have topped them in the modern age with ol' Jacinda.

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Can people on board here report if supplies are short in supermarkets and which state Ru in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58997830


Lismore, northern nsw. We’ve been prepping last three weeks.
Noticed last three days the herd has been spooked.
Watching shelves empty only to be spread out and filled with pointless fluff. We bought last five hand sanitizer couple weeks ago.
Ladt matches the other day. Bunnings still has some stuff. Get 1kg
Bicarb soda for $7 in pool section
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53274644


Hey thanks for the heads up about bi carb - is it the cooking kind?

We are up Port Douglas way, so transport to up here is always further that capital cities, being in the wet season, Mackay had floods and trucks are held up.

Lol, what a start to the year after the worst of summers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58997830


It’s pure, says 1000g per kilo sodium bicarbonate.
They also still have matches and bleach.
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02/27/2020 04:35 AM
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Also got couple bags of pool salt coz why not.
They used to pay Roman soldiers in salt.
It must be important and cheap at about 8 bucks
per 25kg
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its still gonna get in unless they shut down all the international flights. ohhh tooo late should of done that as soon as it started
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^^^ THIS ^^^
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LATEST FACTS AND FIGURES ON CORONAVIRUS

* 23 confirmed cases of coronavirus (COVID-19) in Australia: 8 in Queensland; 4 in NSW; 7 in Victoria; 3 in South Australia; 1 in Western Australia.

* 15 of these cases are reported to have recovered. The remaining cases are in a stable condition.

* 8 cases are passengers who were on the Diamond Princess repatriation flight from Japan. They have returned to their home states for medical treatment.

* Across the world, there have been 81,310 confirmed cases and 2771 reported deaths.

* Of the confirmed cases reported globally, the case fatality rate is 3.4 per cent. The case fatality rate in countries and regions outside mainland China is 1.4 per cent.

* Australia's travel restrictions have been extended for a further week.

* Foreign nationals - excluding permanent residents - who have been in mainland China will not be allowed to enter Australia for 14 days from the time they left mainland China.

* Australian citizens and permanent residents will still be able to enter, as will their immediate family members (spouses, legal guardians and dependants only).

* People who have been in contact with someone confirmed to have coronavirus must self-isolate for 14 days from the time they were in contact with that person.

* Australian government is operating on the basis that a pandemic will be declared soon.


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its still gonna get in unless they shut down all the international flights. ohhh tooo late should of done that as soon as it started
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^^^ THIS ^^^
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And what about mail? Licking envelopes and stamps etc
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Can people on board here report if supplies are short in supermarkets and which state Ru in?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58997830


Lismore, northern nsw. We’ve been prepping last three weeks.
Noticed last three days the herd has been spooked.
Watching shelves empty only to be spread out and filled with pointless fluff. We bought last five hand sanitizer couple weeks ago.
Ladt matches the other day. Bunnings still has some stuff. Get 1kg
Bicarb soda for $7 in pool section
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53274644


Hey thanks for the heads up about bi carb - is it the cooking kind?

We are up Port Douglas way, so transport to up here is always further that capital cities, being in the wet season, Mackay had floods and trucks are held up.

Lol, what a start to the year after the worst of summers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58997830


It’s pure, says 1000g per kilo sodium bicarbonate.
They also still have matches and bleach.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53274644


No worries, we have enough matches and candles until the Second Comingepiclol





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