TPtards.......LISTEN UP!

Mr. Whipple is on your tail.

So, don't squeeze the Charmin.

A man is stuck inside a public restroom without any toilet paper.
He calls over to the man in the next stall, “Hey, you got any extra toilet paper in there?”



“No,” replies the man.



“You got any newspaper over there?” the stranded man asks.



“Nope,” the second man replies.



After a moment of silence, the first man asks the second, “You got two fives for a ten?”

i went to cosco yesterday to get some dish detergent tablets; cause you know, i ran out. it was horrifying. 400 lb invalids, driving scooters, with 3 bales of TP. beep beep.

you could get a bidet installed also.

i got a fresh case of double ply here.

Given all the TP shortage, I don't think anyone has thought of it....

I guess you have to be poor and go without to know what to do when you have to go without again.


It ain't pretty, but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it....

WE GOT A TWO PLY POST!!!

And I got two because I personally don’t feel like those are things you should share with loved ones.

Each ass gets their own.

Exactly. A bucket and a hose. Problem solved.

I wonder about the credibility of the right wing types on this board, did you guys not grow up in the South like you claim? Maybe you guys are LARPing?

If you were legit you'd have no fear of the bucket and hose, it would bring back fond childhood memories.

Also, you guys never had a Husky Bucket? That's a bucket you line with a Husky garbage bag and put an old toilet seat on top for your outdoors business. Some of you guys aren't gonna make it man. You don't fear the Husky Bucket, the Husky Bucket is your helper.

“Don't be ashamed of your ignorance, be ashamed of your unwillingness to overcome it”

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Completely agree. Like toothbrushes. And TV's.

I'm not a fancy woman, so....yeah. A bidet is not high on my list of wants.

If you have tons a fabric, just throw it away (after rinsing) It's not that big of a deal.

I remember babysitting in the 60s and 70s -- it was always cloth diapers.

:whatisthisshit:

The portable ones are like 10 bucks a piece.

I’m not planning on using it unless there are no other options.

If that doesn’t work out, I guess it will be rags for me lol.

I actually bought a big pack of washcloths and extra bleach about a month ago for that very reason.

I told you not everyone likes me....

Question: Can someone answer why people are getting so bent over people buying TP? What difference does it make what people are buying or what they are doing with their own money? Seems like it is noneya business what they buy with their own money.

Sounds like someone is ashamed of their ignorance. It's okay, Lil fella. We're here to help.

I don't see this happening in my near or distant future. lol

Hmmmm....okay. $10 isn't bad. I'll probably mosey around to checking that out.

Heh, I was thinking about taking Lysol with me into strange bathrooms, and dowsing the kwap right out of the toilet before I set my toucans down.....

Yes, I know I came off a little harsh....but the fact is, there are many who can't afford to buy a stock of TP, okay?


Public service and all....

Me neither, but it's nice to know alternatives if TSHF for real.

In spite of my early babysitting experience, I had not thought of that!

A 2-gallon sprayer, 5-gallon bucket and some duct tape. Voila! Instant Redneck Bidet.

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There must be a hell of a lot of people with irritable bowel problem.
Just get one of these you muddbutt morans. [link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

I've tried to tell everyone about psyllium husk for months.

It gels everything up where you essentially don't need toilet paper anymore. At most, one single square the rest of your life.

It's gross people are still having mud butt, it can be stopped completely

Or just take a shower right after.

That's not a bad idea any time.

The horrors I saw on my road trip...

Amen

Are you a Millennial? Bernie supporter? Or just a wuss? I mean come on dude, there will always be people that cannot afford what others can. That is the way of the world. Toughen up a tad & get used to it. If someone confronted me in the store about what I was buying they would get taught a lesson real fast: I work = my money = I buy what I want, when I want.

Buying buttloads of TP is an obvious sure sign you have no survival skills and you're going to die...