Can you top my covid limerick? OFFICIAL GLP CONTEST!

no its because he is stupid.

A phony flu made up in China
And Kill Gate's patent to mine ya
Are used by Klaus Schwab
To steal your job
And let all the Karens confine ya

There once was a man from Nantukett
He had a flue so asymptomless that it was non existent
The Satanic rich imprisoned him
then genocided all the Christians
Now the Wealthy Pedo Blackmail death cult has the win.

They said - "Release the fake virus
And 5G on wireless
We'll shut down the system
We'll metaphorically fist 'em":
For control their endeavour was tireless

There once was this virus from China,
Killed 1 percent of it's victims now minda 'ya;
They gave them a cure,
That killed a lot more,
They'd inject 'ya.. to kill 'ya.. if they found 'ya!

There once was this virus from China,
Killed 1 percent of it's victims now mind'ya;
They gave them a cure,
That killed a lot more,
They'd inject 'ya.. to kill 'ya.. if they found 'ya!

The Powers that be had enough
Of useless eaters taking their stuff
So They faked a pandemic
Gave a prick and some poison
To kill everyone for no other reason
The sheep did Believe what the government said
Then they truly got sick
And Now they're all dead

Rat infested cold and damp
No job, no dough, you're now a tramp
As you are not vaccinated
Refused to be deathly sedated
You are now: Welcome to our Covid Camp

There once was a virus from Wu
We all know it’s really the flu
They give you a mask
Reason Why you can’t ask
Our freedoms they continue to screw

To the tune of "you've got to move it,move it"...

"You've got the covid,covid!"

There once was a man name Biden
Who spent the election hidin’.
He now wears the mask
Takes the swab up his ass
And now spends his days a lyin’.

Very clever..

Ahhh. Like this.. nice job

Me, too! But that'd be racist.

I've been through getting the screens
Now they want forced vaccines
So I have to ask
What good was the mask?
They just want to fuck up my genes!

In a time when ya'll was a grinning
Just because there was so much winning
Along came a flu called Corona
And it gave Dr. Fauci quite a big boner
And ya'll went from laughing to crying


The left closed Main Street with lockdown
Lest the people should see them about town
So when the coup was complete
They thought it was neat
But Nancy and Joe had a meltdown

Listen up, retards,


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If your verse does not fit this rhythm, IT'S NOT A FUCKING LIMERICK!

Relax dude. It’s all fun. Who cares. Grab a cup of coffee and laugh. It’s GLP..relax

My dhan, by a strange twist of karma
Is gone, but thank God not my dharma
On my dosa no chutney
But with sparsh of patni
I feel like it's Vaikuntha Dhama

Ok hands down. One of the best here. Great job

The degenerate eliite are our Master.
Leading this World towards disaster.
They’ve enslaved us all.
Yet none of them fall.
We’re praying the Lord arrives faster.

they all pretty good. i can not do limerick for chit unless it be an accident of my mouth.

i like the one from germany though...its hits the nail spot on

I've decided to buy a new mask,
but what's better: a white one or black?
So I asked Jen Psaki
to ask Tony Fauci
and she told me that she'd circle back.

One flu, two flu, three flu, four
If you don’t wear a mask don’t come through our door

One sniffle, one sneeze, one cough, one weeze.
Get out of our store and we won’t say please.

One mask, two mask, how many more?
They won’t be happy til we fall on the floor.

Their was a brave man known as Trump

who gave the deepstate a bump

they said we don't like you

and created a flue, dropping the stupids ka-plunk.

The Cat in The Mask by Doctor Flus

I sat there with Sally
We sat there we two
We could not go out
on account of fake flu

Not allowed to play out
Or go in the street
with distancing rules
our friends could not meet

So all we could do was to sit
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
And we did not like it not one little bit.


And then something went BUMP and the bump made us jump
then we looked and we saw him - the cat in the mask
and he said little children i must take you to task


The sun did not shine
it was too wet to play
and mother was isolated
at the quarantine bay

The cat should not be here
but what could they say.


Have no fear said the cat
I know some good tricks
where you all lose your jobs
and no households can mix


But our fish said no no make the cat go away
He should not be about

he should not be here
he should be locked out

Make the cat in the mask go away said the fish
Make the cat go away while your mother's knocked out



Well I know a good game we could play said the cat in the mask

the cat who had come to take us to task

and then he ran out and fast as a fox
he came running back in this time with a pox


A big red pox locked down with a hook
Now look at this trick said the cat - take a look


I can shut off the country and shut down the world
take all your money and freedom - not at all like a churl


then he opened the pox
and it came out with a whirl

and our fish said no no make the pox and cat stop
then the cat picked the fish up on top of mum's mop
make him stop said the fish - i do not not wish to drop

And the cat in the mask made our fish cry -
the cat who had come to take us to task
made our fish start to cry like a girl


Out of the pox
came all kinds of mad things
all kinds of mad things i will show them to you said the cat

and he shut all the shops and clubs and pubs and restaurants

and the train stations and airports too and he said that is that


Then he took all the jobs so people struggled with rent
Look look said the fish - this is just what I meant

Oh its only a game said the cat in the mask - ya know the cat who took us to task - for those of you out there who still need to ask


I can fix it said the cat
in a jiffy or two

but first there is something i will need you to do
Then he pulled out a vax

well said the cat - it's like paying tax
then he danced with the fish and played tunes on a sax

take the vax take the vax said the cat in the mask
don't be lax take the vax and i'll perform one last task
said the cat - and before we could ask

the cat in the mask went out and came back in with a cask
then he was back again in a jiffy with cask number two


Well sally and i did not know what to do
we posted online asking - is all of this true?

Should we be lax or just take the vax - should we each take a cask from the cat in the mask - well - what would you do? We really must ask - me and Sally, we two.

Then our Fish said - LOOK! Your mother is near - your mother is near and all covered in fear - do you hear - she must not find the cat in the mask here - to distancing rules we all must adhere!


So the cat said he would pack up his pox - pack up his pox and take it away -

he understood we did not like to play

He said - Pox - go - go and mutate

and our fish got into a terrible state
WAIT! said the fish
But fish was too late


The cat in the mask - not at all like a churl - unleashed the pox he had brought with a whirl -


The pox flew about
but we did not know where it went
the invisible pox
the cat in the mask sent
through the rooms up the walls
and then out through the vent


The cat said - see i told you i could make it stop

Then the cat disappeared with a very loud POP!

And mother came in - very drained and tired and full of aches and fatigue

knowing nothing of our day so full of intrigue
and she said

you kids don't look so well
I must send you to bed - while we sat there in hell

and tomorrow we'll take you to go get your vax
we mustn't be lax no we mustn't be lax

and Sally and I did not know what to say

Maybe we thought - we could just run away

but there was nowhere and no way to go

and so.. and so... and so.......

Last Edited by HairyBarbarian on 03/07/2021 09:53 AM

"There once was a massive Contagion
They say came from someplace Asian
Instead it was found
To be paid for and ground
On some Harvard Bioweapon CIA donation."
-Telaneric, 2021

Last Edited by theRealTelaneric on 03/07/2021 09:27 PM

Me Chinese me make joke me put covid on your cloak.
Now white eyes can puke and choke live their lives with no hope.
Lock you down you act like clown wear two masks to hide your frown.
Come see me but first grab your knees me put big swab up your butt.
Me Chinese you the joke.