The female masturbation conspiracy

Great stuff OP. Made my morning.

What about you boys?

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Like flowers opening up to the sun after the rain. There is poetry in female masturbation. And only women know how they feel about men masturbating.

Nature is so good. God bless nature.

After the night out, here is a song for all

Most men do the mechanical pump in and out... VS... the grind-swim dance thing... Ya'll don't know... BWahhhhhh ha ha... We could dance on you for hours... but noooooo ya'll lose your hearing when we tell you to slow down... You might just want to listen... because once you have that kind of sex you won't want any other kind... but like everything else... Ya'll just don't listen... and if you did... you'd get more, and more... Could take you to outter space if you wanted, but we can't get ya'll to calm the f*ck down... Ya'll wanna go at it like it's a war.... and that's why ya'll lose your "life force" You do it our way, and both parties get energized for days... help you age in reverse to a certian point... but you know... whatever...

One of my fave Python songs!

I'll believe it when I see it

Yeah, they're flowers opening after rain and poetry, whereas we're more like Homer strangling Bart.

Well, I don't masturbate but when I do, I do it right. I've mastered certain techniques which get me as close to what I believe a female orgasm is like. The technique is similar to clitoral masturbation.
Of course I'm not silly or naïve enough to believe I actually get close but it's kinda fun fooling myself.

A song for the boys everywhere.



If I catch Jaso Whackkin, I just want to do as the song says and watch his joy.

Last Edited by Wake up men on 10/18/2021 08:03 AM

Dont forget the Noel Coward song...

Right, well I'm going to leave you solo lovebirds for a while and head off to tackle the turkey and then grab some shut eye.
Keep it tidy and just a bit rude and nasty.

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My Mother was a Worthington. and that,s what Gran would sing when I would be in tap and ballet school.

Are you a Worthington beer heiress?

Not only this, but they are real creepers with their cell phones. They think they are being sneaky, but it is actually quite obvious once you are on to them. They have so much experience from taking endless selfies that they can snap your picture with one arm behind their back while facing the other way. The other night at the gym one was straight up filming me for 2 to 3 minutes, not even subtle about it. Creepy....

There is a downside as they wore thier holes out with power tools and monster cocks.

That's real gay.

Congratulations on your real GAY thread.

Betty white still wanks. Film at 11.

I don´t care.

Lol

O/P is this fact new to you?

Women are as sexual as men, though for good reason Mother Nature programmed each differently.

Anyone using critical thinking quickly understands these differences. Gradually it is possible to understand that the act of rape has a deeper and more profound connotation to men than it does to most women. The fear of death is far grater than the act of rape, only to men, a women being violated risks a man bringing up another's child thinking it's his own.

Women's chasteness is for her to have the power to attract the right provider for her offspring (regardless of the ACTUAL father). Women once in a sexual partnership go off sex with her provider, either because she has a child / children or she has not become pregnant and needs to look for a better sperm donor.

A woman's child always has half her genes, the other half is of no importance, so long as they are good genes. Having children from multiple partners is safer for her, so long as she has a (sucker) provider.

This is why women are convincing liars.

Men shag about because there is more of a chance his genes are spread about. Men needn't be such good liars, because women understand promiscuous behaviour.

Guilty female here!
I press the devil's button often

Crap thread from a perv. I'm sure there are some women like this, , but it's just not the same as with young men. You're an idiot either way.

Just way until you find out about dogs and women...