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The female masturbation conspiracy | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80849260  United States10/18/2021 06:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys... Quoting: fonap 76693768 Never be fooled by the innocence of women. They are serial masturbators, and they ALL do it. A LOT. There's no downside for them and if anything, a good orgasm or six at a time actually invigorates them whereas it totally depletes us. For some strange reason they deny it (mostly), but the truth is they are at it every opportunity. Those who don't deny it and are open about their 'me time' are usually not as supportive of men having the same and think it's 'dirty' that men should stoop so low. They've been conditioned to do this. They figure out their easure button VERY early on and don't give it a rest because unlike men, they don't have to. So, just be aware that when you meet a woman be she young or old the chances are almost 100% that she's been at it within the last few hours. If she's a little on the thick side then it's a guarantee. There's no such thing as 'No Flick' for chicks.  |
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No Jab 4 Granny
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76693768 Netherlands10/18/2021 06:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Slow down in the store now and again and you'll see certain items being bought by women with very few other items in their cart. When you begin to observe this phenomenon it's a real eye opener. I just give them a knowing wink amd they invariably cringe. Some just smile a knowing smile. |
| Reebl
User ID: 79978749 United States10/18/2021 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | self gratification, has nothing to do with sexual orientation. It is wide spread among many species. Like they say, practice makes perfect. Last Edited by Reebl on 10/18/2021 06:21 AM There is no fortune to be gained by a cure, there is however a great deal of profit to be made from treatments. ~Mark Twain If you want to live forever, live a life worth remembering. ~Bruce Lee You will find something in everything if you are looking everywhere for a thing. ~Reebl |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80447722 Germany10/18/2021 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't distinguish between chronic male and female masturbators. They both have identical spiritual flaws that manifest in narcissism. The weirdo surrealist artist, Salvador Dali, called himself, "The Great Masturbator." Make of that what you will.  |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76693768 Netherlands10/18/2021 06:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't distinguish between chronic male and female masturbators. They both have identical spiritual flaws that manifest in narcissism. The weirdo surrealist artist, Salvador Dali, called himself, "The Great Masturbator." Make of that what you will. He was a Wanker. Some interesting art. |
| Reebl
User ID: 79978749 United States10/18/2021 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't distinguish between chronic male and female masturbators. They both have identical spiritual flaws that manifest in narcissism. The weirdo surrealist artist, Salvador Dali, called himself, "The Great Masturbator." Make of that what you will. Dali, in my opinion was an overrated surrealist with no actual connection to the real world. Intellectual perversion is not art, in my observation. But then, I know nothing, and I freely admit it. I don't judge, just observe and comment. There is no fortune to be gained by a cure, there is however a great deal of profit to be made from treatments. ~Mark Twain If you want to live forever, live a life worth remembering. ~Bruce Lee You will find something in everything if you are looking everywhere for a thing. ~Reebl |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 63255089  United Kingdom10/18/2021 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's no downside for them and if anything, a good orgasm or six at a time actually invigorates them whereas it totally depletes us. Quoting: fonap 76693768 THIS Many women, particularly the woke variety, seem to forget the scientific fact that all our blood rushes to the penis, and yet we still have to work to make the sex work, and after ejaculation, the whole body has to recover. They want us to have staying power. But if we did, we wouldn't have to stay with one woman. There lies the rub. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80447722 Germany10/18/2021 06:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't distinguish between chronic male and female masturbators. They both have identical spiritual flaws that manifest in narcissism. The weirdo surrealist artist, Salvador Dali, called himself, "The Great Masturbator." Make of that what you will. Dali, in my opinion was an overrated surrealist with no actual connection to the real world. Intellectual perversion is not art, in my observation. But then, I know nothing, and I freely admit it. I don't judge, just observe and comment. Gotta say, I found some of his paintings to be quite intriguing. Even if he was, "The Great Masturbator!"  |
| Justme C'est Moi
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76693768 Netherlands10/18/2021 06:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's no downside for them and if anything, a good orgasm or six at a time actually invigorates them whereas it totally depletes us. Quoting: fonap 76693768 THIS Many women, particularly the woke variety, seem to forget the scientific fact that all our blood rushes to the penis, and yet we still have to work to make the sex work, and after ejaculation, the whole body has to recover. They want us to have staying power. But if we did, we wouldn't have to stay with one woman. There lies the rub. The rub... Their anatomy and sexual response and experience is very different and that's why they go at it on their own like they do. Because they can. The deniers are just being strange. They actually think we don't know that they masturbate like a bulldog at a bowl of porridge. If I were female I'd openly admit it and almost brag about being able to get myself off literally anywhere at any time. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80447722 Germany10/18/2021 06:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's no downside for them and if anything, a good orgasm or six at a time actually invigorates them whereas it totally depletes us. Quoting: fonap 76693768 THIS Many women, particularly the woke variety, seem to forget the scientific fact that all our blood rushes to the penis, and yet we still have to work to make the sex work, and after ejaculation, the whole body has to recover. They want us to have staying power. But if we did, we wouldn't have to stay with one woman. There lies the rub. The rub... Their anatomy and sexual response and experience is very different and that's why they go at it on their own like they do. Because they can. The deniers are just being strange. They actually think we don't know that they masturbate like a bulldog at a bowl of porridge. If I were female I'd openly admit it and almost brag about being able to get myself off literally anywhere at any time. I'm hearing a faint buzzing sound, and the dishwasher is crammed with sex toys!   |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76693768 Netherlands10/18/2021 06:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's no downside for them and if anything, a good orgasm or six at a time actually invigorates them whereas it totally depletes us. Quoting: fonap 76693768 THIS Many women, particularly the woke variety, seem to forget the scientific fact that all our blood rushes to the penis, and yet we still have to work to make the sex work, and after ejaculation, the whole body has to recover. They want us to have staying power. But if we did, we wouldn't have to stay with one woman. There lies the rub. The rub... Their anatomy and sexual response and experience is very different and that's why they go at it on their own like they do. Because they can. The deniers are just being strange. They actually think we don't know that they masturbate like a bulldog at a bowl of porridge. If I were female I'd openly admit it and almost brag about being able to get myself off literally anywhere at any time. I'm hearing a faint buzzing sound, and the dishwasher is crammed with sex toys! Close. The dishwasher IS a sextoy. |
| superflyscot
User ID: 63255089 United Kingdom10/18/2021 06:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "Don't hate the black, don't hate the white, if you get bitten, just hate the bite" Sly Stone 'We’re the middle children of history. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives.' 'The world is a drama, staged in a dream' |
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