Boy has problems with stuck USB cable. With x-ray pics My thoughts were- How? Why? no is this a joke

Hopefully, he was vaccinated.

I really think articles like this are designed to propagate & encourage these strange sexual behaviors in our youth, hence the whole bordered sub-section dedicated to explaining how to stick things in your penis for pleasure.

He was attempting as Firm-ware upgrade.

Dumbass might have succeeded if he had used a micro USB.
Why? Because teenage boys are dumbasses.

LOL

Could he not have used a ruler on the outside?

He was into something else.

Sick.

I want to know how the hell he got it in there to begin with.

This!

You dont put shit into your dick. Holy hell.


When I was a teen in the 90-early 2000s we thought it was crazy seeing Jason Biggs fuck an apple pie in American Pie.


But this, this just makes hurt thinking about it.

This is just disgusting. This kid is probably going to rape, maim, or kill someone when he's older if this is a true story.

Well they are universal...

Is his name Dick Hertz?

There must be another new tictock challenge out.....

What do you expect from the tide pod eating generation

Meanwile... Back in 2008...


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This takes "Is it the franks or beans?" to a whole new level.

They gave me a catheter when I had back surgery. It was very small and hurt like hell when they removed it. I can not imagine a freakin USB cable with a knot in it being put up there.


FYI if anyone has never had a catheter removed, when they say it will not hurt much THEY ARE LYING.

WTF?


Future trannny...definitely a liberal

There may be moral grounds for disowning a child in this particular case...

The male urethra is not as straight as people imagine..... There is a kink circular bit to navigate.

Meanie..... If you would be guilty of this Brief, given your age.... It would be a SCART lead...

I read that as DROWNING a child the 1st time. Thought that is a bit harsh even for BRIEF.

Thats the longest usb cable ive ever fucking seen

Kinky

It sounds painful.

This is the kind of thing I would just look up on Google and trust whatever it told me without trying to verify the actual information

They used the same method as ripping off a bandage. One quick jerk. If feels like they are pulling your insides out through that small hole.

Another

:ohlawd:

you know what's sad? This doesn't shock me.