THE THANKSGIVING DAY CAPTION CONTEST IS UP! Win 2 GLP upgrades for fun captions!

4...Santa i want a real mouse

3/ Boss I have no udea where all the dog treats are.

2/ Pay Toll Bridge...1 picnic basket

1/ That oks Puddy Tat will never find me here.

How the heck am I supposed to eat with all these new mask mandates?

They tell me bird flu is going to be bad this winter, so bad, I won't see it coming.

No wearing steel cap boots when you walk along my trail, they hurt my teeth and give me the worst indigestion.

:DEPOTdoggie:

MacGuyver dog reporting for duty, Ive already cleaned this isle, please tell me the petfood isle is next.

I'm tracking Father Christmas, I just sent him a message warning him about that bear at Teklanika River, we might need to change the pick-up point for the kids presents.

There's a volcano? I'm just here for the cat pics!

Always love your caption contest, O's C! Thank u for hosting and the other members throwing in to help with award upgrades.

Ok, just for fun, the bear pic...
"Remember you only have to run faster than the slowest person you're with when you see me, Buddy Bear"

The Oracle's Cookie

Oh yeah!

I saw a commercial just a few minutes ago on the
tube...and the Reindeer was drinking a RED BULL when
the LION comes poking his head out of the Jungle.

The Reindeer friend says to him: "Hey! You better run
FASTER than the lion!"

The 1st Reindeer says: NO! I don't have to run faster
than the LION...I only have to run faster than YOU!!"
(...Then he makes a "drinking noise clears his throat"
and throws the can of "RED BULL" down on the ground!)

MORE synchronicity!

Thanks for your post!


The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/27/2021 05:24 PM

Paranoiaaaaa!!!

Here you are over here! Great!

And good CAPTION TOO!


The Oracle's Cookie

Hey Pixie! Good one!


The Oracle's Cookie

REALLY GREAT JOB, YOU GUYS!

(Deciding the 2 winners is going to be really hard
to do this time!!)

4 HOURS AND COUNTING!

:MAXWELLclock:


The Oracle's Coookie

Oh carp! We just lost our PINE!!


The Oracle's Cookie

But WARDEN I'm No stool pigeon.

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PIC NUMBER 1 "In my face":



"Fauci says to wear two...But dammit, I am only going to wear one!"

You funny

copied from am earlier CAPTION CONTEST when we
lost our PINE:



"OH NO! THE PINE HAS FALLEN OFF!



We worked around the problem and just kept BUMPING IT
so it stayed pretty close to the pinned threads. I'm glad
we DID keep bumping it because there were a bunch of
new captions that wouldn't have been written had we
done the green self-pin. Things seem to WORK OUT EVEN
WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE "LOST CONTROL!" lol!

Thanks for the image...I'm sure my face looked just
like Don Knotts face in that picture when I SAW THE
THREAD HAD LOST IT'S PIN! lol!

KEEP US BUMPED!


The Oracle's Cookie

OH GOOD!

THE PINE IS BACK! (THANKS A LOT!)




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PIC NUMBER 4:


Boat. Boat. Train! Boat.


OH! I JUST GOT THIS ONE..

It is the CAT PICTURE...he's solving the CAPTCHA PUZZLE
you have to solve to get your post to go through!




The Oracle's Cookie

PIC 1 Global warming.

Last Edited by AsKnownAs on 11/25/2021 09:03 PM

PIC 3: :)

Two more hours of this shitty second job before I get drunk. That's my thanksgiving doggy life.

Pic 4: cat down a rabbit hole

Because Italian cats don't need recipes, I look for some spicy pumpkin liqueur from Amazon.

Pic 1: In my face

I can't see vaxxed people.

AWESOME! CAT RECIPES...(the mouse in the rabbit not so
much, though!) lol!


The Oracle's Cookie

Here's a few-

#1-Cooing softly to his lovebird, "I know I'm 50 shades of gray, but I'm not into this kind of blindfold."

#2-On the sign: "Come with me Goldilocks--'cause I'm just right for you!"

#3-Home Doghouse-"Where Doggos Get More Done!"

#4-Cat Thought Cloud "I thought GLP was like Plenty of Fish--so many cat pictures-how do I swipe right? Crossing my paws hoping to meet that Bastetcat!"

Thanks for this contest! Always alot of fun!

Last Edited by Bastetcat on 11/25/2021 09:06 PM

PIC 2 Beware of direct energy weapons.

PIC 3 Will you still call me superman?

Wont let me load the photo and its much smaller pixel size than even require and Ive tried everything.

I’m protected from covid now!

Last Edited by Katipo on 11/25/2021 09:15 PM

Hi Cookie

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