Anybody brave enough to share embarrassing moments ?

Well done. Better on the side of the road than the car!

I was at a temporary care unit after being discharged from the hospital COVID unit. The nurses were not attentive at the hospital as far as administration of laxatives as I was on an opiate schedule due to a kidney stone. I was constipated and impacted, the fecal matter was too large to pass.

When I was transported to the temporary care unit, the head RN and other nursing staff were really pissed with my previous care. They put on the rubber gloves, lubed them up and proceeded to manually evacuate me while simultaneously ramming suppositories into my rectum. It was very painful. I screamed multiple times scaring the other nursing-home residents within earshot as my screams reverberated within the room.

Later that evening, I had to go. I was still impacted. I pushed the call button in the bathroom and a nursing assistant came in. I told the nursing assistant I needed a glove for what I needed to do.

The stench was nauseating but the nursing assistant stayed at my side while I used my gloved hand to extract the impacted fecal matter one clump at a time. I couldn't communicate very well the nursing assistant because English was his second language. I pray you do not have to experience such a degrading scenario.

I don’t wear short ruffle dresses anymore… if I wear them I would look like a little girl.

I like long dresses… I love love long ruffle dresses … the floral ones are my passion… something like this one [link to macduggal.com (secure)]

I have pre mature evacuation.

I help people.

Im so stupid.

They did it on purpose.

Was at a bar/restaurant in Rosarito, Mexico in 1987ish eating and drinking with friends. I was wearing white beach style pants running tubeless and went to use the restroom after a few drinks. A little bit later I was on the dance floor and everyone was laughing and pointing to my crotch. I had zipped up a flap of skin from my thingy and bled all over the front of my white pants. Someone in my group fortunately had a pair of shorts that fit me… and some ground black pepper from the pepper shaker makes a good astringent to stop the bleeding.

my first most embarrasing moment:

I was late for the bus so instead of runnning to the stop I tried to hide behind a hill but the bus driver saw me and drove up to where I was hiding and opened the door just for me.

It was my first day as a boyfriend to my first girlfriend too.

My life was over.

80's family reunion, was 18yo old at the time, we were all playing kickball. I was wearing those jersey (short) shorts that were popular at the time and had no underwear on, the shorts were pretty tight. I kicked the ball, started running the bases, then people started pointing and screaming and falling on the ground and gasping and calling my name..... my johnson had flung out and was slangin every which way and people were trying to tell me. I really just left after that.

Horrible, man...

Needs a hurricane to blow upwards such dress, love those dresses though on women, reminds me of good old times where women dressed like real women.

I watered a tiny succulent at work for a week then noticed it was fake

So that was you!!!!???

First post on GLP got instabanned for not knowing GLP speak.

Mid 20's having a one night stand with a girl I had just met. She was about to give me some oral, but made me promise not to, ahhh, "finish" in her mouth. I agreed. I lied. I did it anyway. She didn't stop or even slow down. Took it like a trooper. Then promptly spit it all right in my face.

A week after sinus surgery, I was sitting at the lunch table at a restaurant with 3 of my coworkers and I laughed at something one of them said. Out came a 2.5" black and green mucus plug from my sinus packing shot out and bounced on the table in front of us.

When I was 21 my band was roaring, and one Saturday night after a show, and after the after-show afterparty, I came back to my new apartment, extremely drunk.

I laid down on the couch and passed out - night over.

I woke up in the morning with a blinding hangover, sat up on the couch, looked at the pictures on the wall and realized that they were of black people I'd never seen before.

WTF.

The last part of the night was erased from memory via alcohol, so before even moving or making a sound, I ran through the shambles of my memory-fog and... nothing.

No black people at all at the club, and I didn't remember much of the afterparty, tbh... who the hell had I come home with?

I stood up and upon walking/looking around, discovered that I was alone, and so confused as hell I opened the door and discovered that I was in my complex, and became even more confused.

I decided that the only thing that made sense was that I was so drunk when I got home that whoever this neighbor was (1 building down from mine) must've saw me and become concerned, and brought me inside to sleep on the couch? A stranger? And then left? With me still inside?

Made no sense, but nothing made better sense as to how I was asleep on this couple's couch... and I was barely able to see, much less think, at that point of my fresh nuclear hangover.

I wrote a note, something like; "Hey, really embarrassing but thanks." "I'm in 318 next building down"... something like that, left it on the table, locked the door (had a knob lock as well as a deadbolt, I locked the knob lock and closed it), and left.

Two days later, a knock at my door. I open it, and it's the black couple from the pictures on the wall, eyes wide and mouths opened in shock... the first words out of their mouths; "You were in our house?"

I tell them all of the above and we walk to their apartment; they said they'd locked their door and couldn't understand how I'd gotten in - neither did I, until I put my key into their lock, and opened their door.

Their apt was in the exact same location as mine, one building down - I'd walked to 'my' apartment and opened 'my' door with my actual key, had laid down on 'my' couch which was in the exact same place as mine in my apt, and went to sleep.

They moved out the next day.

Too bad you’re ac, I would have given you green for this funny post!

For the win! Smh… my sympathies.

On my 21st birthday my friends took me to a strip club in Portland and got drunk as hell and walked out to the car and climbed into the back seat and immediately passed out.
Next morning I woke up and realized I passed out in the wrong car and it took me about a half hour to figure out the owner of the car had driven to Seattle and I had to take a Grey Hound to get back home. My buddy thought I'd called a cab.

I share many a dei here.

Lol...

That's like the really bad version of sitting down inside a car that looks like your own in a parking lot.

I've done that once or twice... one time a woman was sitting in the passenger seat!

We just looked at each other like WTF!

Crowded supermarket, middle of aisle with folks on each side. I had a jar of pickles slip out of my hand, caught it and slammed it into my balls. Some loud yelp like noise came out of me and I just crouched there. Owned it, not much else I could do. I really wished I let it break, might have been less embarrassing.

Last Edited by Psychopathicon on 04/04/2022 12:23 AM