I need a zero turn mower

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How can you think about cutting grass at a time like this?!! ; )

Goats.

Mowing grass is about the dumbest thing a person can do.

If it was such a great mower, why do you need another one? Great mowers last many decades if properly maintained.

I am running equipment here from the early 1980s.

At $50 a week do the ROI/TCO analysis of paying a third party to mow for you. No mower cost, maintenance, storage, or your TIME.

Not to mention your LAZINESS.

I sold it so I need another one

They charge me $100+ for my yard. We have too many trees. Plus we live out in BFE

Last Edited by Grognak the Ballbareian on 07/26/2022 07:51 PM

I guess you dont have a large yard.

Centripetal force FTW!

buy a goat.

Well then I will need to invest in a bigger fence. I would rather mow it myself. I guess people here down own mowers? Ive been mowing yards since I was 7. Its just a way of life here

Last Edited by Grognak the Ballbareian on 07/26/2022 08:01 PM

I own mowers and have a large yard. I mow it myself. I maintain my equipment and don't sell it. Selling it would be counterproductive.

People that pay other people to maintain their property are simply lazy. They spout off about 'their time' being so valuable, but they waste it sitting on their fat asses watching propaganda TV.

Nope. I still have most of my trees, though I do have a little patch of grass below my garden. I just let it get grow.

What mower do you use? I sold my bad boy because I didnt/couldnt want to carry it 1000 miles when I moved. And my old yard was a mountain slope so I sold it. Now I have a large flat yard and the grass grows like crazy.

I got trees too but they are the kind grass grows underneath

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Last Edited by Grognak the Ballbareian on 07/26/2022 08:11 PM

I had a Bad boy and just bought a Kubota...more money, but better mower

Rural grass cutting is a must...snakes... Hope you find a mower that suits you. Find a cheap rider for now and shop after season for deals. I never buy in season.

Last Edited by Dorknozzle on 07/26/2022 08:13 PM

I like Kubota. How is it better?

My primary mower is a Cub Cadet rider of 2010 vintage. 46" cut. I also have some push mowers from the 80s. One is a Murray and the other is a Toro. Multiple weed whackers and tillers.

Property is flat. Too flat.

Last Edited by Crunch62 on 07/26/2022 08:19 PM

Get a Walker...never look back.

Yards too big for a push mower. I have a riding mower now but its 18 years old and falling apart.

go buy a 900$ murray 15hp42 inch deck.

Yeah I live on flat ground too. I have a Husqvarna weed wacker, echo blower, a Poulan chainsaw, and an old poulan mower I got for free but it was free for a reason...

i have an Ariens Ikon XL-60 60 inch 24 HP (Kawasaki) Zero Turn Mower. they make gravely. its been great for three years so far.

Those things are silly. Why walk or stand when you can sit down and ride? Actually, standers are even more silly. And don't even mention a sulky.

Walker is a brand name...zero turn rider...big box at the back to catch the clippings...huge cutting decks (various sizes)...not cheap but you might find a decent priced used one on facebook or Kijiji etc.

Last Edited by Swearbox on 07/26/2022 08:27 PM