What is the best spray/lotion for chronic nut itch?

Vinegar
The acidity kills the fungus.
Wash more frequently helps too.

I use HP Sauce, with a side of Horse Paste + POTATO

Bleech

Having a strangers hands fondle and caress them usually will do the trick.

I offer this unique service for $0.25/min.

Maybe try not doing whatever it is or whoever it is that makes your balls tch?

Yore cheap, how would you fix his monkiey pox after that?

To get rid of the itch, you have to remove the existing hair.

Trim your pubes
Shave the remaining
Apply Nair for 15 minutes
Dry
Apply base coat of fruit wax
Polish
Polish
Polish until it gleams like a new bowling ball

When you can see your own reflection in your scrotum, you're good to go.

make a paste with the usual backing soda ??

black seed oil

A1 Steak Sauce!

I offer this service for $30.00. I usually spit shine the balls though and give them a few good licks Instead of the fruit wax.

MORTEIN .......the crabs can't stand it !

I use GLP Glory Hole Wax

does wonders

I have a buddy I have known 40 years, not the cleanest guy on the planet... True story, he told me after he came home early from work because of "pain" that had what he called crotch rot for over 20 years! He said it got so bad he used scrub free bathroom cleaner on his parts...
I never asked if it worked or not but I never let him use my bathroom or sit on my sofa again.

you should try a shower

So many people willing to offer advice, clearly A-1 is the most suggested relief application, just happen to have some in the fridge.

Thanks, GLP!

Gross as it sounds, water makes fungus grow, don't wash with water, use lotrimin and clean yourself with dry towel. In a few days the fungus will dry up and die and go away. This was the only thing that helped my son and quickly just a few days

In high school I suffered with warts so bad I couldn't walk, I was getting injections and medicine and nothing helped. Finally my mother took me to this old world doctor in little Italy section, he simply said keep your feet out of water, they dried up and fell off in days

Head and shoulders shampoo

Try some tea tree oil

Use some carburetor cleaner and light a match.

Or soak them in a glass jar with 35% H2O2 for 30 minutes. Problem solved.

That is designed to make you go blind. A old lady told me about what it really does. She had an interesting job.

Go on...

Talk to your doctor about diabetes.

GSE sux don't try it. Maybe it's because it has glycerin...

Maybe an alcohol based one or hydrosol.

Well, I was just saying maybe a vitamin c spray or toner or smtg

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Try this...
Oven mist scented, mmmm....
You’re welcome

This here is the cure but 90% is a bit gentler and just as effective

You may have crab lice.

Here's the cheap and easy way to get rid of them...

Spread some vaseline on a mirror. Hold the mirror to your balls.

The crab lice will think its a new partner and jump onto the mirror, where they will get stuck in the vaseline.

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