My employment made us put pronouns in our signature for all emails.

Expendable Coward, seems appropriate.

Then strap on a big set of fake boobs, like that shop teacher wears, and wait for them to say something.

(my beloved/my beloved's)

I'd troll the shareholders.
If it is family owned, I'd make fun of the "boss" in front of all employees until I got fired. The other employees would never respect them the same and would be less productive, hopefully ending in sale to a new owner.

Last Edited by Cpt Trips on 11/23/2022 01:29 PM

Play their own game and tell them you don’t have any

Play dumb

this.

So you had to add a couple words? How absurd!!! Wish that was my biggest problem. Hopefully you never have to care for children. Americans have it so rough man.

My workplace also. I told my manager that how I feel about my genitals is nobody's business but my own. They want to send me to inclusivity and tolerance training because putting pronouns in our signature shows support for the queer community supposedly, but fuck them. I have my resignation email ready to go, just waiting for a bank deposit to be made and some dental work I need this week and I am out of there. I am too old for this shit.

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Make them fire you, then sue the F out of them.

He/Him/His -> Good/Ole/Boy

"Handsome /genius"

Laughed out loud reading this.

I think those of you all stating to use I/me are giving the best malicious compliance advice.

If they take offense, just *politely* play dumb and keep “playing by the rules”
I really doubt they can do much (legally) about it.

My pronoun is: Lord Darth.

Everyone must refer to me as "Lord Darth", it is my command.

Unbelievable that anyone would go along with this bullshit.

They turned everyone into retards.

I honestly can't be bothered. My goal is retirement in a warm country, and this week things fell into place. Just want to max out my dental insurance before I pull the plug. I am the last experienced person in my department and I relish the thought of it all falling apart after I leave, because it's a bunch of entitled kids with no work ethic, more concerned about political correctness than doing their job and helping the company make money.

Less than two months from now I will be sitting under a palapa with a nice drink watching young girls in bikinis.

If you don’t like it you can find another job. They are paying you to work and they get to say how they want the job done. Buckle down and do your job and quit being a fucking Karen about it

Can you identify as a Real Man or Real Woman?

That’s what I’d say. Natural born Real Female

The lefties will love it

:)

anyone "forces" me, and my pronouns will be

"She/It"

https://imgur.com/a/bcTyyhf

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fluid and change them daily.



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Biggest/Dickus

mines masshole

hates/f4ggots

or

fuck/lgbtP

Someone that thinks outside the lines.

Mine have it as an option. We also took a survey to have the opportunity to self identify. Wtf none of their business and no place for this shit in the work world. We also have training about this shit. I work for a major insurance company and if the pay and benefits were not so good…. It’s bad enough I had to apply for a religious exemption to not take the jab and remain employed. I don’t know. If the economy turns around at some point I’ll look for employment somewhere a bit more conservative. Tired of having to coddle mentally ill snowflake pieces of shut. What about my damn beleifs and feelings? Why aren’t they treated as equally important?

Mine is Mr.






How's that?

point out that the mentally ill are less than 5%