Lets go to war with Canada

Fuck the North American Union. If I go up on my roof I can see canada.

Its a short snowmobile across the lake. I say we first strike nuke Toronto, Vancouver, and if there is another city, that one too.

Last Edited by Hossage on 02/12/2010 11:34 PM

NO EFFEN WAY! Those guys have hockey sticks!

They probabaly have some oil somewhere eh?

Bring it princess!

yeah, they are weak
attack!
pillage!

I have guns biatches and I will use them.

bleh....then it would be we broke it, we gotta fix it...could be hundreds of dollars in damage!

Last Edited by SHR on 02/12/2010 11:46 PM

most Canadians I know are hunters and keep many weapons. Plenty of guns tor us. Good luck.

You maple syrup breathed, jizz addicted worm. I will come to canadiana and find you, if you arent wearing something white to blend in. Wear pink like you usually do to surrender.

I give two shits about your honorable service with America, your wonderful people and the breathtaking beauty of your truly great country. I will definetly fuck you up.

Last Edited by Hossage on 02/12/2010 11:37 PM

nah, just grab their good-looking women (there are only 3 of them) and leave

Uh. You have heard of Alberta, right? RIGHT? Please tell me you know something about Canada.

I dont know Albert, but I will kick his ass. I will personally destroy whatever the hell is up there in mukluk land, as soon as I figure out where Canadiana is in relation to Greenland and Alaska.

Last Edited by Hossage on 02/12/2010 11:39 PM

I'll hockey fight ya.



SDM

LOL

I am tired of fighting and war.

why can't we just all get along?

They would absorb us, and our tv would get even more boring.

This is what I am thinking. And those f'ing things sting like a bitch.

Brings Tears to my eyes, now if we where a little more free up here I would be laughing and dancing with Joy.

Ahhhhhhhh! an interwebs threat. I'm on cape breton, come fuck me up.

FUCK YOU!!!! Remember 1812? Do you want us to burn that shit down again!!!!!??????

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE KNOW HOW TO THROW SNOWBALLS UP HERE YOU FUCK. THEY'LL BE ALL HARD AND ICY!

I EAT POLAR BEARS FOR BREAKFAST, AND WEAR BIG, FUZZY POLAR BEAR SLIPPERS IN THE MORNING. I AM FUCKING COMING, HOSERS, RIGHT AFTER I HAVE A BOWL OF NEOPOLITAN ICE CREAM. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, UNLESS ITS GOOD, AND I HAVE ANOTHER AND SACK OUT.

HOW IS YOUR FORT NIAGARA, ROYALTY ASSLICKERS? I BET LOSING YOUR FORT NIAGARA FEELS LIKE THE AMERICANS FELT WHEN THEIR FORT NIAGARA FELL TOO. EITHER WAY, YOU BETTER ALERT DUDLEY DO RIGHT, CAUSE IM BRINGING IT.

THEN I WILL GO SHOPPING IN YOUR WONDERFUL TORONTO STORES, MAGGOT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE CAPE BRETTON IS. OR CANADA. PLEASE SPECIFY YOUR PROXIMITY TO THE NORTH POLE, BITCH.

Last Edited by Hossage on 02/12/2010 11:45 PM

All the Canadian bitches I know have big tits. Rape and pilage soon as the boyscotts are done flinging rocks. Thats what I say.

Hey horseface who burned whic

have to find your dick first. Get your mom to help.

They love sex up there I know. Hit them in there weakest parts. Specially the naughty bits.

Hey we got some canoes, bows and arrows, rabid squirrels and dune buggies. We might give those kids a run for their money!

This thread has some serious bitterness disguised as humor

YOUR FORT NIAGARA NO LONGER EXISTS CAUSE WE SHELLED IT OUT OF EXISTENCE. (I was hoping to gloss over that possible sore point)


I WILL RAPE AND PILLAGE YOUR AWESOMELY CREATIVELY NAMED STORES, MR. BEER, MR. DONUT, MR. OIL CHANGE, MR. SUB, MR.GAS, MR. BIG AND TALL, AND MR. LUBE. GET READY, MISTER.

OOOHH, YEAH!! AND AFTER THAT, I WILL LIVE AMONG YOUR POLITE AND WELL EDUCATED PEOPLE.

Last Edited by Hossage on 02/12/2010 11:52 PM