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Jack Daphne
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OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I need ways to trick MY parents into thinking you swallowed a pill! Quoting: Psi Guy your parents dont even know me...why would they care if I swallowed a pill??? satisfied?!?!? Explain Slip some LSD or ecstacy into their food/drink whenever you can. Once they figure out what's going on, agree to stop drugging them only once they do the same for you. Or just out right refuse, and throw it up right in front of them. Sorry if these sound drastic but it your story saddens me. Stand up for yourself, reach out to whoever will listen this is really sad, I know how it can be dealing with overzealous parents. My dad was an alcohol/pain pill abusers and took his anger out on me, and I was often punished for thinking for myself or questioning anything he said. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7384198 I'm so sorry about your dad. It can be confusing at times. Your not still there are you? Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
Mickeyblue User ID: 7383814 United States 12/19/2011 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your path is what you questioned us as to how to deceive them. It will fail. You will fail. Seek medical help until you get the right help. ZI have not questioned your telling us that Prozac makes you feel bad. I believe you. There will be sxomething out there that can help you. I have known a number of bi-polar people (npo I am not diagnosing you in any manner) wsho did not like the lack of euiphoria they experienced when not taking their meds so dropped off of them. None of them ended u p in any kind of a good state doiong this and one of them killed himself. I do not want this for you or your parnets. Get a medical professional to explain to them all sri's are not equal and some are quite dangerous. |
OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dr. Gary Null Quoting: Jack Daphne [link to www.garynull.com] [link to www.garynull.com] [link to gnhealthyliving.com] Depression Medication: Patients Report 20 Times More Side Effects Than Recorded in Charts, Study Finds [link to www.garynull.com] Combating the “The Noon-Day Demon”: A Study on How to Overcome Depression Naturaly [link to www.garynull.com] garynull.com naturalnews.com drmercola.com Peace Be Still... Pray For The True Of Jerusalem Be sure to check the two articles I added in my post. :) Sure will! (cant at the moment, as school!) Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7384198 United States 12/19/2011 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Discuss having a second medical opinion after telling them how this makes you feel. Open communication is the only real way to advance your mental/emotional health results and bein g grateful for their helping you. This can result in a win/win. Your path will result in abject failure and perhhaps, eventually, their washing their hands of you. Living with an emotionally charged or compromised person can be pure hell. Be honest they are trying their best to aid you. Quoting: Mickeyblue 7383814 They are not trying their best, they are following the corrupted herd mentality. Do not justify their actions because they are wrong. Focus on keeping your spirit strong OP and you will find a way out of this and although it may seem hard, in the long run you will be better off the sooner you get off that poison. |
OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your path is what you questioned us as to how to deceive them. It will fail. You will fail. Quoting: Mickeyblue 7383814 Seek medical help until you get the right help. ZI have not questioned your telling us that Prozac makes you feel bad. I believe you. There will be sxomething out there that can help you. I have known a number of bi-polar people (npo I am not diagnosing you in any manner) wsho did not like the lack of euiphoria they experienced when not taking their meds so dropped off of them. None of them ended u p in any kind of a good state doiong this and one of them killed himself. I do not want this for you or your parnets. Get a medical professional to explain to them all sri's are not equal and some are quite dangerous. Medical help? Now I'm scared. what hell should I do? Medical help is what got me in this!!!! Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
Psi Guy
User ID: 869432 Canada 12/19/2011 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I need ways to trick MY parents into thinking you swallowed a pill! Quoting: Psi Guy your parents dont even know me...why would they care if I swallowed a pill??? satisfied?!?!? geez hon u need to chillax... u might wanna take a pill. "If you keep running into brick walls you might be going in the wrong direction...duh!" Psi Guy "Don't chase the dream, just live it instead." Psi Guy "If one note is off, eventually it will destroy the whole symphony." Walter-Prometheus" The road to freedom lies not through mysteries or occult performances, but through the intelligent use of natural forces and laws. 'If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.' Nikola Tesla "The Upholder of the Cycles which supports the whole of Life, is water. In every drop of water dwells the Godhead, whom we all serve; there also dwells Life, the Soul of the "First" substance - Water - whose boundaries and banks are the capillaries that guide it and in which it circulates" -- Viktor Schauberger |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4817291 United States 12/19/2011 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Discuss having a second medical opinion after telling them how this makes you feel. Open communication is the only real way to advance your mental/emotional health results and bein g grateful for their helping you. This can result in a win/win. Your path will result in abject failure and perhhaps, eventually, their washing their hands of you. Living with an emotionally charged or compromised person can be pure hell. Be honest, they are trying their best to aid you. Quoting: Mickeyblue 7383814 I've been open with them! I know they want to help, I know they care, but pushing me side with a pill and then expecting me to be happy is not the way! My path? Explain please.. YOU KNOW HOW YOU REACT... FUCK ALL ELSE. Don't flip out, but you are almost an adult, you definitely have your own opinion already, don't give it up, but don't let it break your relationship with your parents either.. Short story: I am troubled, dysthymia, schizoprenia, and perhaps high functioning aspergers coupled with a brain that won't stop thinking (read:dwelling). First day I seek help, I go to a counselor he tells me this: "The only thing that works is talking about it" Even Mr.Freud thought the same thing... and he LOVED DRUGS! He was glad I came to him because if I went to a therapist they'd literally rape my mind with drugs, hence "The Rapist". I suggest you look into a grief counselor as opposed to all the other RX psychobabble out there that'd rather numb the pain and bury in under a metric-fuck-ton of pills than to simply identify the deconstructive triggers that cause you to regress. |
OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I need ways to trick MY parents into thinking you swallowed a pill! Quoting: Psi Guy your parents dont even know me...why would they care if I swallowed a pill??? satisfied?!?!? geez hon u need to chillax... u might wanna take a pill. lmao I was just playing with you! Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7113131 United States 12/19/2011 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You should practice this trick using a small object that resembles a pill. The entire trick should only take a few seconds total. The quicker you do it, the less likely they'll notice. After you've chugged the water quickly jump to a conversation about a random topic to distract your parents. Good luck! Prozac is incredibly dangerous btw, you need to get off it asap. |
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OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Discuss having a second medical opinion after telling them how this makes you feel. Open communication is the only real way to advance your mental/emotional health results and bein g grateful for their helping you. This can result in a win/win. Your path will result in abject failure and perhhaps, eventually, their washing their hands of you. Living with an emotionally charged or compromised person can be pure hell. Be honest, they are trying their best to aid you. Quoting: Mickeyblue 7383814 I've been open with them! I know they want to help, I know they care, but pushing me side with a pill and then expecting me to be happy is not the way! My path? Explain please.. YOU KNOW HOW YOU REACT... FUCK ALL ELSE. Don't flip out, but you are almost an adult, you definitely have your own opinion already, don't give it up, but don't let it break your relationship with your parents either.. Short story: I am troubled, dysthymia, schizoprenia, and perhaps high functioning aspergers coupled with a brain that won't stop thinking (read:dwelling). First day I seek help, I go to a counselor he tells me this: "The only thing that works is talking about it" Even Mr.Freud thought the same thing... and he LOVED DRUGS! He was glad I came to him because if I went to a therapist they'd literally rape my mind with drugs, hence "The Rapist". I suggest you look into a grief counselor as opposed to all the other RX psychobabble out there that'd rather numb the pain and bury in under a metric-fuck-ton of pills than to simply identify the deconstructive triggers that cause you to regress. Explain the brain thinking part more. Like sypmtoms and such! My brain never shuts off! I didn't know that was a mental illness though/ I was in counseling for a while but after 2 sessions they stopped taking me. I'll ask them about that tonight! Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1407188 United States 12/19/2011 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When they check to see if you have swallowed the capsule, hold it with your tongue to the roof of your mouth like you are showing them it is not under your tongue. Quoting: Bluebird Then quickly close your mouth and shift it to be under your tongue and show them the open mouth with pill hidden under your tongue. Practice with a Benadryl capsule. Another option might be to open the capsules and empty them and replace with corn starch or other harmless white substance. But who is in charge of giving you the pills and checking? This is the best advice OP. |
OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Also...if you're near the NE Ohio area, we own our own house and have extra rooms. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7372604 PLEASE under no circumstances accept any help like this from strangers on GLP. Don't worry!! Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
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OneEyedWoman
(OP) User ID: 2046149 United States 12/19/2011 12:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, you should use a slight of hand trick, a common trick used by magicians. Hold the pill in your fingers (index finger and thumb) and pretend to place it in your mouth and swallow it. But let the pill drop into your hand and quickly close your hand so it doesn't fall onto the ground. Then drink a chug of water to pretend like the pill was quickly washed down. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7113131 You should practice this trick using a small object that resembles a pill. The entire trick should only take a few seconds total. The quicker you do it, the less likely they'll notice. After you've chugged the water quickly jump to a conversation about a random topic to distract your parents. Good luck! Prozac is incredibly dangerous btw, you need to get off it asap. Thank you Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere. Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:15 For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father." Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1 Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7384198 United States 12/19/2011 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I need ways to trick MY parents into thinking you swallowed a pill! Quoting: Psi Guy your parents dont even know me...why would they care if I swallowed a pill??? satisfied?!?!? Explain Slip some LSD or ecstacy into their food/drink whenever you can. Once they figure out what's going on, agree to stop drugging them only once they do the same for you. Or just out right refuse, and throw it up right in front of them. Sorry if these sound drastic but it your story saddens me. Stand up for yourself, reach out to whoever will listen this is really sad, I know how it can be dealing with overzealous parents. My dad was an alcohol/pain pill abusers and took his anger out on me, and I was often punished for thinking for myself or questioning anythin Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7384198 I'm so sorry about your dad. It can be confusing at times. Your not still there are you? Thank you, and no I am 28 now and have been on my own for years. My awakening came much later in life than it appears yours did, for awhile I struggled with coping with what I went through but now I have found the strength of my soul again and my past no longer haunts me. I am strong, healthy and wise, and feel great. You will too. I'll say a prayer for that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7383789 United States 12/19/2011 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy shit! Quoting: MrSirius 7383789 Prozac is not good for you. At all! Here's and idea, do a bunch of research on it and find all of the bad stuff/side effects and show your research to your parents. If they aren't evil they will definitely take you off! Love and light to you! I guess they are evil I've showed him the research and theyve deemed bullshit! But I'll keep showing Wow, I'm s so sorry, im 17 and used to be into drugs too, I got clean and then a little depressed so my parents put me on pills but than I did alot of research on the pills and showed them how unhealthy they were. Just keep trying I know from experience out will work! Stay strong you will get through this! |
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Tawandaaaa
User ID: 1502149 United States 12/19/2011 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is that not illegal? Forcing you to take meds against your will? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1692495 Anyway, I think that because of your age, if you said you will choose to move out instead, and call their bluff, they will probably relent. I don't know?? Parents have a say so in there child untill 18 right? Fixing to try that! Nope, could always fake a pregnancy!! That would cause more problems though fake an allergic reaction too it. like a skin rash etc. prozack is awfully strong. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1560589 try putting it in the creases of your hand. under the back of your tongue. or using a non clear cup and slip it back in the water. that last one even worked for chicks i knew in prison. Cup thing, good idea!!! Acutally whole post good idea!! I had you pegged older than that. Always thought you were in your 20s. Anyhow, my personal battle with depression when I was younger was something that meds couldnt fix. Like you the symptoms on the medecine were WAY worse than the original depression and by symptoms I mean the physical and emotional/mental. For me it was something I had to work out in my own head, not because I was "wired" wrong which is what they like to say to push meds on you. Looking back now it all seems so silly and I wish I hadnt wasted my late teens and early 20s feeling down all the time. Hopefully you will be able to look back one day too and smile. I suggest to you that you take a break from DOOM and GLP. Its hard to gain a positive outlook on life when everyday you come on here and hear stories of how shitty the world is and how there is no hope for humanity. Everyone thinks that, I don't know why. Thanks for the advice! It is silly to feel down all the time! Depression is a defense mechanism for bad times. Well to me it is. When something goes wrong I just clamp up and sometimes I have a hard time opening back up! Just scared of hurt. LMAO I should take a break, it is pretty morbid in here, but doom is exciting! When it comes to medical, kids usually have a say starting at age 14. However, if your parents are in cahoots with the doc, they may not give you a say. Are you taking pills or capsules? |
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neko User ID: 804027 12/19/2011 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd suggest to contact Child protecting services and have a talk with them. Explain your situation and see if there is any legal action you can take. I would not tell your parents about this meeting. If even that fails...I'm thinking sleigh of hands as well. If your dad hands you the pill, accept it with one hand and immediately start talking to him (look him in the eyes, if he looks back, switch the pill to the other hand, then proceed to "take" the pill with the empty hand. |
SnakeAirlines
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BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States 12/19/2011 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, just after taking the pill act crazy and go nuts...then as it wears off go back to normal...let them figure it out... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States 12/19/2011 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was going to say 'duct tape and astroglide', but that would just be wrong... Very wrong, but also funny :) I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7129287 United States 12/19/2011 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My nephew was put on that crap medicine for hyper activity,they made him feel terrible and he looked like an exoskeleton walking around..there was nothing I could do :( . Well,he liked magic so my mother bought multiple DVD's and various kits for Christmas one year..long story short,he learned how to palm them from the DVD's...they have no clue and he is doing great! |