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George Noory

 
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I'm channeling with the aliens and they just told me

don't listen to coast to coast am
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chuckle
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ART: Richard, I don’t see a penis.

HOAGLAND: It’s right there! Look!

ART: That?!

HOAGLAND: Yes.

ART: (snickers)
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LOLOLOLOL

This guest had a bypass THEN a Heart attack? how does THAT happen? then he needed stents??????

< scratching head

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this is really great radio I go to tell you. it takes this guest about 2 min to complete one sentence. riveting stuff. I think Connie forgot she is on the air.
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WTF this guest must be trolling us.

"this guest has channeled Jesys"

( in Aretha Franklin voice )

Don't you be blasphemin in here ! ! ! !

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The other night he had a good guest on, I forget what he was talking about but he wanted to discuss BLM at one point and Norry pussed out. Don't know why but come on dude.
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WTF this guest must be trolling us.

"this guest has channeled Jesys"

( in Aretha Franklin voice )

Don't you be blasphemin in here ! ! ! !
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rofl
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this is really great radio I go to tell you. it takes this guest about 2 min to complete one sentence. riveting stuff. I think Connie forgot she is on the air.
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chuckle
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ART: Richard, I don’t see a penis.

HOAGLAND: It’s right there! Look!

ART: That?!

HOAGLAND: Yes.

ART: (snickers)
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LOLOLOLOL

This guest had a bypass THEN a Heart attack? how does THAT happen? then he needed stents??????

< scratching head
 Quoting: Der Wanderer


Yeah, how does that work? Sir, first we’re going to perform a bypass. Then, if you have a heart attack, we’ll then insert a stent. Lol

I think he got his cue cards reversed.
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The other night he had a good guest on, I forget what he was talking about but he wanted to discuss BLM at one point and Norry pussed out. Don't know why but come on dude.
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Yeah, typical Noory. He’ll do that even when the guest is getting to the meaty, good info... George will interrupt with a complete non-sequitor like, “How many books have you written? Did it take you a long time?” LOL

GAHHHHHHH!!! I...CAN’T...TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

George is the Inspector Clouseau of the airwaves. I feel like Chief Inspector Dreyfus.
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George “I’m doing a service by having on a veterinarian to discuss human health issues” Noory

Where does George take his cat for a check-up?.. Cedars-Sinai?

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LOLOLOLOLLLLOLLOL
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For Tommy’s birthday, George got his anus bleached.

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George’s pet name for Tommy is “Rocky Road” because of all Tommy’s colon polyps.
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George checks into a no-tell motel under the name Paul Upp.
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RON PAUL’S GOT BALLS!

So does Ru

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The other night he had a good guest on, I forget what he was talking about but he wanted to discuss BLM at one point and Norry pussed out. Don't know why but come on dude.
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Yeah, typical Noory. He’ll do that even when the guest is getting to the meaty, good info... George will interrupt with a complete non-sequitor like, “How many books have you written? Did it take you a long time?” LOL

GAHHHHHHH!!! I...CAN’T...TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

George is the Inspector Clouseau of the airwaves. I feel like Chief Inspector Dreyfus.
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Don't give him that much credit. Thats blasphemy to Inspector Clouseau.
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ART: Richard, I don’t see a penis.

HOAGLAND: It’s right there! Look!

ART: That?!

HOAGLAND: Yes.

ART: (snickers)
 Quoting: Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz


THIS IS GOOD...


HOW WAS LAST NIGHT SHOW?..ANYBODY?
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Connie Willis was on and I could not stand her after a few minutes of her promo of her own podcast and work. Does she have mental problems? Her manner of speaking seems like a combination of ditzy, valley-girl and coked up. Very very weird. Went to my classical music station and just wrote her off.
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Connie Willis was on and I could not stand her after a few minutes of her promo of her own podcast and work. Does she have mental problems? Her manner of speaking seems like a combination of ditzy, valley-girl and coked up. Very very weird. Went to my classical music station and just wrote her off.
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^Exactly my sentiments regarding her. I don’t mean to be mean, but jeez...she’s unlistenable. And what’s with that fake, corny laugh like she’s high? She’s the Kamala Harris (laughter) of the airwaves.

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George is contemplating filling his congressman’s seat. Bareback.
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Trump nominated Gorsuch to sit on the SCOTUS.

George nominated Tommy to shit on his scrotus.
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I’m waiting for this conversation to transpire one of these nights on coast...

GEORGE: Don from Topeka, welcome. What’s your story for us?

CALLER: Hi George. Well, it was 1992.. I worked graveyard..

GEORGE: What, like digging the pits?

CALLER: What?

GEORGE: You said you worked graveyard..

CALLER: Yes.

GEORGE: So were you one of the guys who dug holes in the ground to put the coffins in?

(Silence)

CALLER: Can you hear me okay?

GEORGE: Yep, you’re coming in loud and clear. So what did you do at the graveyard? Maintenance? Did you ride the mower? Use the edger around the tombstones?

CALLER: George, I worked midnight to 8AM...

GEORGE (interrupting): Oh boy, I bet it gets creepy out there at night. Did you use a flashlight?

CALLER: I’m going to start over and explain it so a bonobo can understand... I used to work midnight to 8AM cleaning offices.

GEORGE: (long pause) When did you find time to work your other job at the graveyard?

(Silence)

(CLICK!)... :dial tone:

GEORGE: It looks like we lost Don. Tommy, call him back, would you? I can’t wait to hear about what happened to him at the graveyard.
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If George doesn’t know the vernacular term “sawing logs”, can we really expect him to understand the phrase “work graveyard”?
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I’m waiting for this conversation to transpire one of these nights on coast...

GEORGE: Don from Topeka, welcome. What’s your story for us?

CALLER: Hi George. Well, it was 1992.. I worked graveyard..

GEORGE: What, like digging the pits?

CALLER: What?

GEORGE: You said you worked graveyard..

CALLER: Yes.

GEORGE: So were you one of the guys who dug holes in the ground to put the coffins in?

(Silence)

CALLER: Can you hear me okay?

GEORGE: Yep, you’re coming in loud and clear. So what did you do at the graveyard? Maintenance? Did you ride the mower? Use the edger around the tombstones?

CALLER: George, I worked midnight to 8AM...

GEORGE (interrupting): Oh boy, I bet it gets creepy out there at night. Did you use a flashlight?

CALLER: I’m going to start over and explain it so a bonobo can understand... I used to work midnight to 8AM cleaning offices.

GEORGE: (long pause) When did you find time to work your other job at the graveyard?

(Silence)

(CLICK!)... :dial tone:

GEORGE: It looks like we lost Don. Tommy, call him back, would you? I can’t wait to hear about what happened to him at the graveyard.
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If George doesn’t know the vernacular term “sawing logs”, can we really expect him to understand the phrase “work graveyard”?
 Quoting: Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz

rofl ( in Ed MacMahon voice ) YES! LOLLOLOLOL. This is Noory to a T!!!!!! And it is true I was listening the night Noory didnt understand what Alex Jewnes meant by Sawing Logs in reference to sleeping. Listen to old Art Shows and see how engaged Art is when he questions guests. Up front remember that Art had a single guest per show and spent a few more segments " wrapping his brain" around the subject matter.Noory just goes on cruise control reading questions he probably prepared in advance. Not that Art didn't prepare that was he might of but his line of questioning was more fluid.
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I’m waiting for this conversation to transpire one of these nights on coast...

GEORGE: Don from Topeka, welcome. What’s your story for us?

CALLER: Hi George. Well, it was 1992.. I worked graveyard..

GEORGE: What, like digging the pits?

CALLER: What?

GEORGE: You said you worked graveyard..

CALLER: Yes.

GEORGE: So were you one of the guys who dug holes in the ground to put the coffins in?

(Silence)

CALLER: Can you hear me okay?

GEORGE: Yep, you’re coming in loud and clear. So what did you do at the graveyard? Maintenance? Did you ride the mower? Use the edger around the tombstones?

CALLER: George, I worked midnight to 8AM...

GEORGE (interrupting): Oh boy, I bet it gets creepy out there at night. Did you use a flashlight?

CALLER: I’m going to start over and explain it so a bonobo can understand... I used to work midnight to 8AM cleaning offices.

GEORGE: (long pause) When did you find time to work your other job at the graveyard?

(Silence)

(CLICK!)... :dial tone:

GEORGE: It looks like we lost Don. Tommy, call him back, would you? I can’t wait to hear about what happened to him at the graveyard.
 Quoting: Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz


If George doesn’t know the vernacular term “sawing logs”, can we really expect him to understand the phrase “work graveyard”?
 Quoting: Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz

rofl ( in Ed MacMahon voice ) YES! LOLLOLOLOL. This is Noory to a T!!!!!! And it is true I was listening the night Noory didnt understand what Alex Jewnes meant by Sawing Logs in reference to sleeping. Listen to old Art Shows and see how engaged Art is when he questions guests. Up front remember that Art had a single guest per show and spent a few more segments " wrapping his brain" around the subject matter.Noory just goes on cruise control reading questions he probably prepared in advance. Not that Art didn't prepare that was he might of but his line of questioning was more fluid.
 Quoting: Der Wanderer


lmao Anus Jewns
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ART: Richard, I don’t see a penis.

HOAGLAND: It’s right there! Look!

ART: That?!

HOAGLAND: Yes.

ART: (snickers)
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THIS IS GOOD...


HOW WAS LAST NIGHT SHOW?..ANYBODY?
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UH....? LAST NIGHT...ANY BETTUH? WHY DO I BOTH-UH..!?
muckuh
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ART: Richard, I don’t see a penis.

HOAGLAND: It’s right there! Look!

ART: That?!

HOAGLAND: Yes.

ART: (snickers)
 Quoting: Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz


THIS IS GOOD...


HOW WAS LAST NIGHT SHOW?..ANYBODY?
 Quoting: muckuh


UH....? LAST NIGHT...ANY BETTUH? WHY DO I BOTH-UH..!?
 Quoting: muckuh

I didn’t listen, but I assume last night’s show was better for the simple fact that Knapp was hosting.
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ART: Richard, I don’t see a penis.

HOAGLAND: It’s right there! Look!

ART: That?!

HOAGLAND: Yes.

ART: (snickers)
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THIS IS GOOD...


HOW WAS LAST NIGHT SHOW?..ANYBODY?
 Quoting: muckuh


UH....? LAST NIGHT...ANY BETTUH? WHY DO I BOTH-UH..!?
 Quoting: muckuh

I didn’t listen, but I assume last night’s show was better for the simple fact that Knapp was hosting.
 Quoting: Warp Factor 19.5, Mr. Suluwitz


TONIGHT TOO?..HE'S THE STRONG ANCHOR NOW..HOPE HE DONT GET AXED BY GEORGE FOR HAVING BETTUH RATINGS LIKE JOHN B. WELLS

THAY SYRETTE IS GOOD TO..HIS VOICE. UH.
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LAST NIGHT SUCKED BALLS ..YET ANOTHER BIG FOOT SHOW..BARF

TONIGHT...CYBERWARFARE AND ALIEN STUFF..BETTER.
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