My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....

This is the zero point of this ancient argument. She is the only one who cares if the house is clean when she gets home. If she chilled out non of this would even be an issue. Why do woman love everything just so? And if it isn’t, there is real actual anger there. Scary shit. I still have scars from the time I left a dirty sock in the hallway. Being caught with 5 naked women in my bed would have been less drama.

Trick is to not let it get dirty

Nice post...

Some husbands actually help out with things around the house.

Got yourself a wildcat, eh?.....


The very fact of the matter is: There are good female and male housekeepers, and there are not so good female and male housekeepers.

It's not really any one person's job....I mean, it's where we live, it's our "home," our sanctuary....and I guess I don't see how someone can live in filth.

But there's a big difference between a dirty sock on the floor and filth....

Good modern point. I don’t have a hell cat anymore because of my affinity to leaving socks around and open pizza boxes. Why are modern women so complicated and against filth. Give me a nice ancient woman who doesn’t mind if there is a little damp moss around the cave. And hey guess what if it wasn’t for a mans proud filth mound we would have never discovered fermentation = BEER!
Women deep down are very resentful that a man created the elixir of life (alcohol) by doing absolutely nothing. Ironically by drinking said beer it actually enhances our ability to do nothing thus potentially giving men the opportunity to invent something truly amazing if given enough time. Women can’t have if this as it means it would disrupt their main source of currency which is attention. Now the devil and women have a pact against men, he didn’t give her no apple he gave her the dark craft of nagging. Notice Eves mouth is the very first organ to accept/bite evil, and by God you ladies know how to use your sin drenched tongues when you are mad. This guy who is frantically cleaning is morbidly afraid of a tongue lashing, not being punched. I’m reveling to many secrets about the feminine species and I’m in danger, if this is my last communication...please place a single particularly filthy sock on top of my coffin.

100%...

Why do woman love everything just so? And if it isn’t, there is real actual anger there. Scary shit. I still have scars from the time I left a dirty sock in the hallway. Being caught with 5 naked women in my bed would have been less drama.

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She must be a redhead

Last Edited by Mental Case on 09/14/2019 03:20 PM

The stereotyping is strong in this thread.

Heh, will do....

Ya know, I wonder sometimes, if we all lived alone in our own homes/apts - whether married or not - if life wouldn't be easier. There'd be nothing to yell about then....or if someone did yell, then they'd for sure be being a nosy control freak, and could be called out on it.

There could be a She Shed and a Man Cave, and nary does one bother the other, save for sharing their life outside of where they live, without actually living right on top of one another.

We human beings, most of us need space. I do, and I love living alone....and that has nothing to do with a clean or not clean abode.

Clean as you go hah!

Amateurs! As soon as you know she is going on the trip you call the maid service and set up the house cleaning 2 days prior to her return and then take all the credit.

Trust me it's worth the couple of hundred to not listen to the complaining.

Humans are disgusting

Three hours...


... I got time.

I'm a woman and I live alone. I need to. It's the law. I can't stand being around other people. Most women as te afraid of being alone, like somebody is gonna break into the house. Bitch, don't nobody want you unless it's for a PC of ass. Otherwise, they don't care.

I cooked breakfast for an old GF once & put it on 2 plates.

She asked me...aren't you going to clean up?

I said "yes, after we eat".

Well, that wouldn't do...so she puts soapy water in the egg pan (that was still hot so she warped the pan)...and moved it over her plate, spilling the soapy water onto her breakfast

Last Edited by Mental Case on 09/14/2019 04:05 PM

Most men do not clean things unless instructed to do so.

I need some music to clean by, or this is never getting done.

I like living alone because I'm a big ole empath. It's just really hard for me to LIVE with others, even if I love them. I pick up on everything.

I have to have the down time and the space to recharge. I work with some very sick people most work days, so that gets a lot of my energy, energy that I don't begrudge anyone...but when I get home, that's all about me and peacefulness. I don't think I ever want to give up living alone. It took me a long time to get where I'm at, and I'm happy here.

As soon as I get the money saved, I am going to get myself a weapon, though, for protection. The world of people is getting too dicey in my mind's eye.

Clearly I'm doing it wrong then.

The Mrs. is away until tomorrow and yet I have the dishwasher going, the clothes washer going, and am contemplating putting on more than my underwear and taking out the trash and recycling.

I guess I should maybe cut back a little bit?

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Harhar, I can just imagine you with a feather duster, in your tighty whities, dancing around to Blondie....

I had my 3rd baby and my husband didnt even do the dishes that I left in the sink when my water broke.

While both other kids and new baby were away at grandparents.

Your buddy is great to bust ass, a procrastinator who finished is better than one who didn't, trust me.

Nooooo....don't put it off to the last minute. Keep it up!

Then tomorrow before you pick her up you'll have to admire your handiwork!

Only if you like taking risks, my friend... lol! You're living right!

Dusting?

What kind of a man do you think I am?

The good kind....


But ya gotta dust, too.....

There's always tomorrow
until there's not.

Maximize time spent. Why vacuum 7 times a week (once each day) when all 7 can be done on the 7th day?

Just kidding, sort of. I'm the type of guy who cleans everyday. If I see some dirty dishes, I get them done before it gets out of hand.

My wife hasn't touched our washer and drier for over 6 months. We keep track for the fun of it. She folds most times.


I clean often because I love her. I've come to know I'm not a normal guy that way. But I sure as hell ain't no queer, metrosrxual man bun douche either.

But I understand us men. I just learned how to defeat male laziness

Last Edited by Nonentity on 09/14/2019 04:56 PM

Reminds me of an AGS episode when Aunt Bee goes out of town,
and Andy and Opie trash the house.
From Season 3, "Andy and Opie Housekeepers"

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