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My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....

 
cosmicgypsy
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My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
....poor guy is probably scrubbing and scrubbing like a scullery maid.

My imagination runs wild....chuckle




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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
Why do youse guyses do that? The wife or significant other goes out of town, and you leave all the cleaning up to the last minute?

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Do you not know it's easier to do it as you go along?....shrug
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My wife is pretty cool, but if this were our agreement I’d be in for a shit-storm.
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Ty op
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
My wife is pretty cool, but if this were our agreement I’d be in for a shit-storm.
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How and why is this pinned? Slow Saturday I guess..
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Ty op
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chuckle....are you a woman?
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...I adapt to the unknown,
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How and why is this pinned? Slow Saturday I guess..
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I pinned it because I wanted to and I can.


No more from you. This thread is meant for fun.


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by myself, but not alone...

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How and why is this pinned? Slow Saturday I guess..
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
Hehe, this made me LOL thinking 'bout pal o'mine JUST like that and how he just chunked all dirty dishes out into trash can and proceeded to go purchase new everything for kitchen.

BFF was so PO'ed. Can't blame her. He replaced some stuff w/ absolute crap from K-Mart.
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I wouldn’t clean shit. If she wanted it clean she could have stayed her ass home and cleaned it herself. Act like a man not a sitcom.
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
How dirty could it get in a week?
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How dirty could it get in a week?
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Lovey....it's a man.


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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
Hehe, this made me LOL thinking 'bout pal o'mine JUST like that and how he just chunked all dirty dishes out into trash can and proceeded to go purchase new everything for kitchen.

BFF was so PO'ed. Can't blame her. He replaced some stuff w/ absolute crap from K-Mart.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia



Oh, now that's the epitome of avoidance....ohyeah
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
I guess that what happens if you marry a guy who goes from mommy to marriage. I keep a clean house, hold a job, cook, do laundry, work out, do volunteer work, it’s really not that difficult


She needs to train monkey boy
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I guess that what happens if you marry a guy who goes from mommy to marriage. I keep a clean house, hold a job, cook, do laundry, work out, do volunteer work, it’s really not that difficult


She needs to train monkey boy
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chuckle


This thread is going to be SO MUCH FUN......5a
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
....poor guy is probably scrubbing and scrubbing like a scullery maid.

My imagination runs wild....chuckle




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1rof1



And before any of you freak out, that's a guy who's a comedian. Please don't turn this into a tranny bashing thread.
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


She can do it. It’s women’s work.
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She should buy him one of those crotchless French maid outfits, get a bottle of wine and a whip, dance monkey boy dance buttwhipbeer2
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:goingon:
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"Monkey boy".......1rof1
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That's a man? Really?
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That's a man? Really?
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...I adapt to the unknown,
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"Monkey boy".......1rof1
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Yeah, I've been bacheloring hard... The fridge is empty, the sink is full and I'm commandoing in boxers because I'm out of tightly whiteys. 1rof1

Why is it as soon as the wife leaves, all that training goes out the window as soon as the door shuts behind her? laugh
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"Monkey boy".......1rof1
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Yeah, I've been bacheloring hard... The fridge is empty, the sink is full and I'm commandoing in boxers because I'm out of tightly whieys. 1rof1

Why is it as soon as the wife leaves, all that training goes out the window as soon as the door shuts behind her? laugh
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Because...man.

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Yeah he ain't getting any now...he might be getting an earful tho lol
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That's a man? Really?
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I see....it's a man doing his impression of a woman obsessed with a clean house. Cute.
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
I wouldn’t clean shit. If she wanted it clean she could have stayed her ass home and cleaned it herself. Act like a man not a sitcom.
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No sex for you, ever.
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Yeah he ain't getting any now...he might be getting an earful tho lol
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Oh I'm in for 6 hours of hard time. Cleaning,that is.
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Re: My buddy's wife is coming home and he hasn't cleaned the house all week.....
I wouldn’t clean shit. If she wanted it clean she could have stayed her ass home and cleaned it herself. Act like a man not a sitcom.
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Real men do clean = bozo. Women work, too. Any man who expects their wife to work full time, raise the kids by herself, clean and cook while he hauls his axx off to the bars, ballgames, and golf course is not a man worth having.
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I wouldn’t clean shit. If she wanted it clean she could have stayed her ass home and cleaned it herself. Act like a man not a sitcom.
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No sex for you, ever.
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... ever?

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