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I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee.

 
Person445  (OP)

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I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
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GET HER PREGNANT HELLO?!
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I have to get a date with her first!
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I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445


GET HER PREGNANT HELLO?!
 Quoting: Q33


I have to get a date with her first!
 Quoting: Person445


LOL Good point hahahaha make sure you do though 20 years old is perfect age of dna!
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Are you non-white?
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I'm white. She's black.
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fiSSting1
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JEALOUS?:african:
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WAIT WAIT WAIT SHES BLACK?


MOVE ON!


forget about it
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you said "whatevs"? TF bro. Don't do that anymore.
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She's too preoccupied with her affair with her female co-worker. ; )
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Invite her over for a warm cup of tap water instant sanka.scheming
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Are you non-white?
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I'm white. She's black.
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Re: I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee.
I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445


u left her pizza coupons???? classy man...geez....what are you like 16 yrs old.whatever
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I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445


u left her pizza coupons???? classy man...geez....what are you like 16 yrs old.whatever
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whatever I think you mean "whatevs"
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Re: I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee.
I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445


She just wanted to buy you lunch, dumbass ... Not go on a date on Saturday.
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I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445


She just wanted to buy you lunch, dumbass ... Not go on a date on Saturday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15325378


Possible. Thought that.
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Are you non-white?
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I'm white. She's black.
 Quoting: Person445

'Probably shouldn't matter as all souls are the same color and speak the same language.

People... well that's a different story.

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age diff sounds normal to me, go
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Re: I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee.
I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445


She just wanted to buy you lunch, dumbass ... Not go on a date on Saturday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15325378


Possible. Thought that.
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We have a winner. Moving to fast for her.
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You work for UPS, she works retail...

She figures you have money to spare, and is sick of starving....She figures, she is young so you will bang her if she is aggressive.... Once she is knocked up she will leave, and you will be paying her child support, for at least 50% of your salary...

If if your not the Dad, she has your name and phone number she can use that in court and say you are the father, of someone else kid, then you will have to get a paternity test, to prove your not the kids dad....

Some courts don't accept them, and its Canada..
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This. You're a wallet. For the next 18 years if she (and family court) has anything to say about it.
Take the red pill now...later it will come as a suppository.
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Fuck her in the changing room. And peace out
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Fuck her in the changing room. And peace out
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hesright
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Re: I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee.
ask her if she's in an abusive relationship or being human trafficked.

Younger women look for rescue, someone trustworthy and safe. They will have sex and not make a peep but they are in trouble.

Ask lots of questions. If she's being isolated, if her parents have a close relationship, if she lives alone.
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oh god you do need to get laid
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heh.

no. if she was a white girl this is still good advice.
I'm serious.
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I see an STD in your near future
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This could be the best sex you've ever had.

Or you could wake up in a bathtub filled with ice minus a few internal organs.

Either or. Let's start a betting pool.
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Wanna date the bleeps, what a moran.
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She likes you, but she's thinking over the whole situation. She's 20 years old, you're 40. She's young. You will start to slow down before she's ready to (talking about if things get serious and you're together for a long time). She may want kids and think you may feel too old for kids now. Women think of a lot of things. She's thinking over if she just wants to have fun and the impact that would be on you at your age, or if she thinks you could be more than that. Pros and cons of spending time with you
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Or she could die when he's 60 and she's 40 or when he's 80 and she's 60. The variables are endless.

I'd say she's sick of dealing with men her own age who seem to be mostly selfish imbeciles addicted to porn and cell phones.
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Re: I'm a 40 year old man and a 20 year year old woman asked me out for coffee.
I work for UPS part time in Canada and 1 day every week I deliver to a clothing store. The manager of the store and I have been exchanging in witty banter and innocent flirtations over the past 3 months.

A week ago she asked me if I would be available to go for coffee.

Yesterday I delivered to her store and she was off at the time. I left 2 coupons with her co-worker for a free pizza at a pizza shop in the mall and told her it was for her and her friend who both work at the store.

She texted me later in the day thanking me for lunch and texted "Is there a day you're free? I'd love to make it up to you."

I responded: Hmm.. "Saturday evening?"

She repied: "Okay, I don't drive though."

I texted: "I'll pick you up. Or I can meet you somewhere. Whatevs.

She responded: "I'll think about it, give me the night and I'll message you in the morning.

"ok" I replied.

I haven't heard from her since then, I assume she'll text this evening, but what do you think happened?
 Quoting: Person445




Do you look wealthy?

That is all is needed these days.

You can be butt ugly or old as sin, but if you have money, there is no shortage of women ready to ride.
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you are a clueless meal ticket, dumbass
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Bingo. In all seriousness, she was likely disappointed that it wasn't a Popeye's coupon, so she really needs to asses the situation. IF WE'RE TRULY KEEPING IT REAL.
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Looking for a sugar daddy.
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Looking for a provider of the nest her DNA is ORDERING her to make. Need a stable male to buy and work to make it.
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She wants a few meals and for you to eat that pussy.

Black dudes won't eat the tuna
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you are a clueless meal ticket, dumbass
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Bingo. In all seriousness, she was likely disappointed that it wasn't a Popeye's coupon, so she really needs to asses the situation. IF WE'RE TRULY KEEPING IT REAL.
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Clueless white people are the reasons why their population is in rapid decline. Would be kind of cool to see more non-clueless white people for a change but I guess that's way too much to ask. America will be fully mocha in 20 years.
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Tell her you lick, works every time





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