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What color do you turn when you tan?

 
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What color do you turn when you tan?
Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.
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06/14/2021 03:39 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Plaid.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


Maybe you do need a shower. Try soap. Or are you mud people?

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06/14/2021 03:40 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
That's a shade of brown, isn't it?

Did you want to turn golden?
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06/14/2021 03:41 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Me? I don't tan. My skin looks darker but not tanned. I looks dirty. Like a need a shower.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


Maybe you do need a shower. Try soap. Or are you mud people?

Tupac-TN
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Just the standard redneck trailer trash.
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06/14/2021 03:42 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
My husband gets a beautiful dark tan, and me? I got skin cancer trying to match.

I’m an idiot. Red....peel....back to paste-y white.
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06/14/2021 03:43 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
That's a shade of brown, isn't it?

Did you want to turn golden?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79642124


I would dread looking like the California golden ones. Absolutely dread it. I look like a dirty red neck in a southern novel.
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06/14/2021 03:43 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Copper. Like a penny.
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06/14/2021 03:45 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
in my youth, I was golden

now? off white, not enough to cover the varicose veins
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
That's a shade of brown, isn't it?

Did you want to turn golden?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79642124


I would dread looking like the California golden ones. Absolutely dread it. I look like a dirty red neck in a southern novel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76136730


Nothing wrong with that.
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06/14/2021 03:46 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Light gold not dark copper
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Blue-eyed cracker here and I get darker than Barack Obama.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
My husband gets a beautiful dark tan, and me? I got skin cancer trying to match.

I’m an idiot. Red....peel....back to paste-y white.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71088931


I used to date an Italian girl in Youngstown Ohio who would tan an amazing color. I was happy to take her to the disco.
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Blue-eyed cracker here and I get darker than Barack Obama.
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I know plenty of folks like that!
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06/14/2021 03:48 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
orange 5a
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Blue-eyed cracker here and I get darker than Barack Obama.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72497887


epiclol
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06/14/2021 03:51 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
turn color? me already black
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06/14/2021 03:55 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Dark.

Supposedly in spanish armada, they ended up in ireland west coast. Thats why decades ago, there were some families in ireland with dark skin, ie like spanish, or portugese.

Thats where brown eyes came from in ireland supposedly, as its not a native thing.

So its quite possible our ancestors in ireland, were partly from spanish armada people who ended up in ireland, after spanish armada failed against england, and sailed around britain.

So my skin just goes brown.

I remember when kids, an uncle we had went to greece or something, and when he came back he looked like an indian, lol, he was so brown.
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06/14/2021 04:01 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Burnt Umber aka reddish brown.
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06/14/2021 04:02 PM

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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
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06/14/2021 04:04 PM
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I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


A fully vaxxed sparkling gay vampire with magnetic properties and a lot of red karma.
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06/14/2021 04:06 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Dark.

Supposedly in spanish armada, they ended up in ireland west coast. Thats why decades ago, there were some families in ireland with dark skin, ie like spanish, or portugese.

Thats where brown eyes came from in ireland supposedly, as its not a native thing.

So its quite possible our ancestors in ireland, were partly from spanish armada people who ended up in ireland, after spanish armada failed against england, and sailed around britain.

So my skin just goes brown.

I remember when kids, an uncle we had went to greece or something, and when he came back he looked like an indian, lol, he was so brown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79893254


I know French, German, Lebanese and Greek people and they tan very differently. The Lebanese don't seem to tan at all but they aren't dark like Arabs. The Greeks tan beautiful colors. So do the French.
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06/14/2021 04:08 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I get black as a coal black n-word.
I think there must have been an n-word
in the woodshed.
Uncle Gintel

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06/14/2021 04:12 PM

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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


A fully vaxxed sparkling gay vampire with magnetic properties and a lot of red karma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79642124


Yes, when I reach full red I will unlock super powers.
Kaynos

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06/14/2021 04:13 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Red like a lobster.
11:11 is the time to wake up
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06/14/2021 04:18 PM

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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
97% Scandanavian and I turn golden brown, I used to get even darker when I was younger. Now I just get the farmer tan.
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity." Yeats
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06/14/2021 04:20 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
Dark golden brown
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07/06/2021 10:48 AM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I am so white I sparkle like the gay vampire.
 Quoting: Uncle Gintel


lmao
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07/07/2021 06:47 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
I don't tan.
I'm proud of my beautiful super fair untanned skin.

It definitely suits me with my extremely long, silky shiny natural platinum blonde hair, platinum blonde eyelashes and eyebrows, (and yes I'm platinum blonde down below too), and very bright ice blue eyes, and all of my beautiful very Nordic features.

I'm so fair I couldn't tan even if I tried and I never would try.

My husband is naturally platinum blonde with bright ice blue eyes and extremely fair untamable skin too.

So are my kids, my sisters(don't have any brothers), and parents.


We're fully Scandinavian.
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07/07/2021 06:53 PM
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Re: What color do you turn when you tan?
My husband gets a beautiful dark tan, and me? I got skin cancer trying to match.

I’m an idiot. Red....peel....back to paste-y white.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71088931


I'm as fair as can be without being albino.
So I burn super easy.
My husband almost as fair as me.


My sisters, my kids, and my parents are all extremely fair too and burn very easy.


We never use sunscreen.
That stuff is toxic and more harmful than the sun

We are always when outside especially in the summer, and when it's warm and sunny.

So hopefully we never get skin cancer.





GLP