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Long Run
Follower of Yeshua User ID: 21637097 United States 08/28/2021 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I NEVER SHOULD HAVE STARTED THAT GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY Last Edited by Long Run on 08/28/2021 08:17 PM |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG!! How about "TRANS-SPECIES-REASSIGNMENT" instead of TRANS-GENDER, Long Run? That's NEXT, ya know...people looking like dogs and cats! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 08:19 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Long Run
Follower of Yeshua User ID: 21637097 United States 08/28/2021 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG!! How about "TRANS-SPECIES-REASSIGNMENT" instead of TRANS-GENDER, Long Run? That's NEXT, ya know...people looking like dogs and cats! The Oracle's Cookie LOL! That's pretty funny. Thanks for your posts! It really lightened my day! I thought of an alternative - "I'm on my way to looking like Rachel Levine! Now, if I only had long hair!" LR |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 08:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | REMOVED A COUPLE OF CAPTIONS... Please, just a reminder to keep your captions "PG-RATED"--we have kids who look at these threads and we want to keep it clean...Not too much to ask. Sorry for the inconvenience. Thanks! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 09:00 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
LTHN.
User ID: 34826150 Canada 08/28/2021 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sure, I’ll play ! https://imgur.com/a/vQzIMny "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BOY! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
LTHN.
User ID: 34826150 Canada 08/28/2021 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cheers friend "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NOTE: JUST NOTICED GLP IS OPEN TO ANONYMOUS COWARDS TONIGHT. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE PART IN THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR FREE UPGRADES! (JUST KEEP IT "PG-RATED" PLEASE--KIDS READ THESE THREADS, TOO!) WE STILL HAVE 5 HOURS TO GO! CONTEST OPEN TO 2:00 A.M. EST! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 09:35 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
muckuh
User ID: 80542179 United States 08/28/2021 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Only Me
Strawberry Girl User ID: 79665715 United States 08/28/2021 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love doggo pics :) Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
LTHN.
User ID: 34826150 Canada 08/28/2021 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/a/H1QPZ9n "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77326624 Canada 08/28/2021 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pic 1: You left the gates open, Yeah, I just got a little drunk. Pic 2: The more I know of men, the more I love my toes. Pic 3: a. You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it. b. That is why this is called a Fur-niture. c. I don't know if I got the jab, but I feel I am hypnotized. Thanks and always fun O'COOKIE! |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THERE YA GO! A.C.S...WELCOME BACK HOME!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 10:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ya GOTTA LOVE a "DOGGIE FORT!!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Let’s GO
User ID: 79695062 United States 08/28/2021 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Happy in Nature
User ID: 80796606 Nicaragua 08/28/2021 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CONTEST EXTENDED NOW THRU TOMORROW NOON FOR MORE CAPTION ENTRIES!! OUR 5-GLP-UPGRADE SPONSOR WILL BE HEADING TO BED SO WE'LL EXTEND TO TOMORROW AFTERNOON (8-29-2021) WHEN HE/SHE CAN FIND THE WINNERS EASILY. THIS WILL GIVE THE A.C.'S WISHING TO ENTER THE CONTEST MORE TIME... HOPE THAT IS O.K. WITH EVERYONE--I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I NEED TO HEAD TO THE SACK TOO!@ WILL BE UP FOR AWHILE. keep going you guys! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/28/2021 10:34 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12854138 United States 08/28/2021 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TITLE: BETWEEN A ROCK & A HARD PLACE Fuckin' Jenny Craig, lose 10 pound in one week my ass! (I know posting as an AC defeats the purpose but one of my others was removed for not being PG and it has been so long since I've seen a PG movie that I unsure where the line is...) |
AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 76679490 Australia 08/28/2021 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whoops, wrong house, that hammer better not be for me! :BUTTERupPUG: And here I was thinking I was watching Cocoon. Read the product information: Horse Ivermectin isn't meant for dogs! AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
comob
User ID: 12854138 United States 08/28/2021 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | TITLE: BETWEEN A ROCK & A HARD PLACE Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12854138 Fuckin' Jenny Craig, lose 10 pound in one week my ass! (I know posting as an AC defeats the purpose but one of my others was removed for not being PG and it has been so long since I've seen a PG movie that I unsure where the line is...) Sorry about that A.C. What was your blue name and I will keep it in mind! Thanks for coming back in...yeah, "PG" is a tough one these days. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whoops, wrong house, that hammer better not be for me! :BUTTERupPUG: And here I was thinking I was watching Cocoon. Read the product information: Horse Ivermectin isn't meant for dogs! There YOU ARE, LITTLEPIXIE! LOVE 'EM ALL! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 08/28/2021 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, yes I do miss Trump. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 08/28/2021 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I knew I should have dropped that second duse but, I heard food being poured. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States 08/28/2021 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :BUTTERupPUG: So this is what warts turn into - interesting development. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Saskafrass
User ID: 2969068 Canada 08/28/2021 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not in this for the contest. Just a little fun. 1-Oh, Hello, I am here for your free home inspection. Yep this is a door. 2-Momma told me to wash my toes better. 3-All my socks are only for left feet. Last Edited by Saskafrass on 08/28/2021 11:13 PM |
comob
User ID: 12854138 United States 08/28/2021 11:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuckin' Jenny Craig, lose 10 pound in one week my ass! (I know posting as an AC defeats the purpose but one of my others was removed for not being PG and it has been so long since I've seen a PG movie that I unsure where the line is...) Sorry about that A.C. What was your blue name and I will keep it in mind! Thanks for coming back in...yeah, "PG" is a tough one these days. The Oracle's Cookie I'm sorry - I was being vulgar. I offer as evidence it was me that the one you removed featured a question about preparing potatoes and a link to an older GLP thread (that was quite funny). I didn't mean to spoil the fun with my crass sense of humor. You're a good egg for putting up with it - I've offered captions for all three so will let others submit and just lurk as a reader. Thanks! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78878059 08/28/2021 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 08/28/2021 11:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Like trying to fit a square pug thru a round hole Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78878059 2. Ok butterfly, stop staring.. we’ve all got em 3. Do my legs make me look chubby FUN! GET you a "blue name" as I can only UPGRADE a blue name with the GLP program. Sorry! Loved your entries! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |