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The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143  United States08/28/2021 11:35 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  Fuckin' Jenny Craig, lose 10 pound in one week my ass! (I know posting as an AC defeats the purpose but one of my others was removed for not being PG and it has been so long since I've seen a PG movie that I unsure where the line is...) Sorry about that A.C. What was your blue name and I will keep it in mind! Thanks for coming back in...yeah, "PG" is a tough one these days.  The Oracle's Cookie I'm sorry - I was being vulgar. I offer as evidence it was me that the one you removed featured a question about preparing potatoes and a link to an older GLP thread (that was quite funny). I didn't mean to spoil the fun with my crass sense of humor. You're a good egg for putting up with it - I've offered captions for all three so will let others submit and just lurk as a reader. Thanks! It's all good. I'm just doing the "PG-rating" because I KNOW OF SEVERAL FAMILIES who let their kids look at the contests--so, just being careful. By the way, how to "cock a potatoe" isn't really that bad, but if I let that one slide then other people start getting into the sexual crap. Sorry! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| savcash
User ID: 79663175 United States08/28/2021 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 8-28-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie GLP'S "MONZSTA" has offered 5 additional FREE 1-MONTH GLP MEMBERSHIP UPGRADES...THAT PUTS US AT 7 (SEVEN) AWARDS ...SO LOTS OF CHANCES TO WIN!! Oh boy!  Thank you Monzsta! YOU ROCK! - #3 caption: dont these human's know my buddy at the white house is biting that fella biden, because that is not Biden, whew! OR I JUST HEARD I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE MY HEARTWORM MEDICATION! IF YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM" HERE IS A 3RD CRITTER PIC:  TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." WIN ONE OF 7 GLP FREE 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR "BEST CAPTION" for 1 of our 3 "LABOR DAY critter pics." (We may have MORE MEMBERSHIP AWARDS by the end of our contest if other sponsors come in--we'll see!) CONTEST/THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH SATURDAY 8-28-2021 MIDNIGHT MOUNTAIN TIME TONIGHT (2:00 A.M. EST)! NOTE: If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below: Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY! WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH --SO LOOK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT. Current GLP paid-members will receive green karma and "special mention" when contest winners are announced here around midnight tonight. If your account is close to being expired I can hold your 1-month free upgrade if you let me know the date. Beside captions you may ALSO enter A VIDEO CLIP with the same theme as the 3 critter pics. (keep it clean!) VIDEO ENTRY Example from last year's winner below. [link to youtu.be (secure)]  CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Enter one CAPTION or more than ONE--just have some fun with it! HAVE A WONDERFUL LABOR DAY...Don't worry...be happy!  The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by savcash on 08/29/2021 12:01 AM Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. -Dietrich Bonhoeffer |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 8-28-2021 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie GLP'S "MONZSTA" has offered 5 additional FREE 1-MONTH GLP MEMBERSHIP UPGRADES...THAT PUTS US AT 7 (SEVEN) AWARDS ...SO LOTS OF CHANCES TO WIN!! Oh boy! Thank you Monzsta! YOU ROCK! - #3 caption: dont these human's know my buddy at the white house is biting that fella biden, because that is not Biden, whew! OR I JUST HEARD I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE MY HEARTWORM MEDICATION! IF YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM" HERE IS A 3RD CRITTER PIC: TITLE: "CAN'T SHAKE THE "DOOM," SORRY." WIN ONE OF 7 GLP FREE 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR "BEST CAPTION" for 1 of our 3 "LABOR DAY critter pics." (We may have MORE MEMBERSHIP AWARDS by the end of our contest if other sponsors come in--we'll see!) CONTEST/THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH SATURDAY 8-28-2021 MIDNIGHT MOUNTAIN TIME TONIGHT (2:00 A.M. EST)! NOTE: If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below: Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY! WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH --SO LOOK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT. Current GLP paid-members will receive green karma and "special mention" when contest winners are announced here around midnight tonight. If your account is close to being expired I can hold your 1-month free upgrade if you let me know the date. Beside captions you may ALSO enter A VIDEO CLIP with the same theme as the 3 critter pics. (keep it clean!) VIDEO ENTRY Example from last year's winner below. [link to youtu.be (secure)] CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Enter one CAPTION or more than ONE--just have some fun with it! HAVE A WONDERFUL LABOR DAY...Don't worry...be happy! The Oracle's Cookie I JUST HEARD I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SHARE MY HEARTWORM MEDICATION! That's really fun! It's a take-off from people using the horse laxative "Ivermectin" for the virus. Wonder if Heartworm meds would work? lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll put in a full month upgrade to a winner too. Let me know Quoting: EllenRipley Loving these cute pug pics and captions   EllenRipley's 1 upgread TAKES US UP TO 8 UPGRADES NOW! TERRIFIC!!! LOTS MORE CHANCES TO WIN, YOU GUYS! A.C.'s need to get a blue name to be able to have one of the upgrade awards, remember! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/29/2021 01:30 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One from me... "I was just BRINGING IN THE TOMATO PLANTS ...and THIS happened!!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll be heading to bed for the evening now, but will pick up the thread in the morning for more CAPTIONS! CONTEST IS STILL OPEN (UNTIL AROUND NOON TOMORROW)... Winners will be posted around noon (plus or minus) tomorrow 8-29-2021...so PLEASE KEEP POSTING YOUR FUN IDEAS!  "I'm pooped!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Paranoiaaaaa
Butters User ID: 80697957 United States08/29/2021 03:02 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My legs do not look like drum sticks!! "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
| Buzzcheeze
User ID: 80782766 United States08/29/2021 06:49 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If Joe Biden REALLY had a DOG https://imgur.com/a/9Hv1uGyLast Edited by Buzzcheeze on 08/29/2021 06:51 AM "TRUMP WON" "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" 'My ego is smaller than yours Why is abbreviation such a long word “When seconds MATTER, cops are only minutes away "Cut out a man's tongue and you dont prove him a liar. It just proves you fear what he has to say" |
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| The Wizzard of Ahs!
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| 1r0n4n9el
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| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 52530071 United States08/29/2021 07:51 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/a/n7NzSEW"Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 52530071 United States08/29/2021 08:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/a/cZVEek6"Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 52530071 United States08/29/2021 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | https://imgur.com/a/AyGhz7U"Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  They prolly DID DO IT. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | AWWW..... The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MORNING CAPTIONTARDS! LOVING THESE NEW CAPTIONS!!!!!! DUE TO HAVING ADDITIONAL UPGRADES ADDED FOR OUR CAPTION CONTEST... CONTEST WILL BE EXTENDED UNTIL DINNERTIME TO GIVE MORE FOLKS A CHANCE TO WIN AN UPGRADE... THAT MEANS YOU A.C.S TOO! SO GET A BLUE NAME (FREE REGISTER) SO I CAN UPGRADE YA!!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 10:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One from O's Cookie...PRAYERS UP FOR NEW ORLEANS TODAY "LOTS of pets will be in trouble today...I have a SAD." Doom Twinkie moving in... [link to youtu.be (secure)] "Doom Twinkie" clip from Ghostbusters  The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/29/2021 10:59 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 11:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Picture 3. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1858636 It's hard dating when you are older. You have to make conversation while your little blue pill kicks in. Um...Little blue PILL? WHAT? Oh...DON'T GO THERE!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 11:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #3 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12854138 They're making me go door-to-door around the neighborhood to inform everyone I am a chihuahua molester... (heaves a big resigned sigh of defeat) Please remember our SUGGESTION that captions stay at the "PG-13 RATING"...kids will be looking at these funny CAPTIONS--so we want to keep this in mind! Thanks (funny idea about the Chihuahua molester tho!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| comob
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK guys, wait for it, I call this next one... hunting trophy! Tah-Dah!! Get it? Get it? Oh yea! lol! It's like those "stuffed elk heads" that people who hunt mount for their "trophy rooms!" I never thought of THAT ONE! Definitely got a smile going--thanks! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| comob
User ID: 12854138 United States08/29/2021 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK guys, wait for it, I call this next one... hunting trophy! Tah-Dah!! Get it? Get it? Oh yea! lol! It's like those "stuffed elk heads" that people who hunt mount for their "trophy rooms!" I never thought of THAT ONE! Definitely got a smile going--thanks! The Oracle's Cookie See, I CAN work safely PG! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 12:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GLP'er "HOT DOG HARRY" (page 2) provided his/her ORIGINAL PICTURES, too... These will make great images for FUTURE CAPTION CONTESTS!! THANKS HOT DOG HARRY! YOU ROCK! https://imgur.com/8Nr8CuX"No I have NOT seen your pizza. How dare you suggest such a thing." https://imgur.com/m4uwhUWSecurity Cam 4: https://imgur.com/1c8aepk The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States08/29/2021 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK guys, wait for it, I call this next one... hunting trophy! Tah-Dah!! Get it? Get it? Oh yea! lol! It's like those "stuffed elk heads" that people who hunt mount for their "trophy rooms!" I never thought of THAT ONE! Definitely got a smile going--thanks! The Oracle's Cookie See, I CAN work safely PG! You're truly a WINNER, kiddo!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
