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Anonymous Coward User ID: 81082976 United States 11/25/2021 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey. Quoting: REINSBLUT First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen. [link to www.webmd.com (secure)] Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops. [link to tools.cdc.gov (secure)] Cooking-up Deadly Contagions This has been common kitchen knowledge FOREVER, but is good advice. |
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User ID: 18564362 Canada 11/25/2021 01:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. The irony being that many people's drinking water is treated raw sewage. Look up indirect potable reuse. Embrace the cognitive dissonance. |
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User ID: 79663175 United States 11/25/2021 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Save even more time, don't even take it out of the plastic, just poke a few holes in it and throw it in the microwave Quoting: Darkside Cookies first laugh of the day!! Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. -Dietrich Bonhoeffer |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80608675 Canada 11/25/2021 01:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | With Thanksgiving almost here, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued tips on the safest way to prepare your turkey. Quoting: REINSBLUT First of all, you should not wash or rinse your bird. That may seem counterintuitive, but washing the turkey can spread germs and bacteria all over your kitchen. [link to www.webmd.com (secure)] Do not wash or rinse raw turkey. Federal food safety advice has recommended against washing turkey or chicken since 2005, but some habits are hard to break. A 2020 survey* found that 78% of participants reported washing or rinsing turkey before cooking. Old recipes and family cooking traditions may tempt you to keep this practice going, but it can make you and your family sick. Poultry juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods, utensils, and countertops. [link to tools.cdc.gov (secure)] Cooking-up Deadly Contagions Aha. So that means they put the smallpox on the turkeys. |
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User ID: 81141404 Australia 11/25/2021 01:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CDC got another experiment they're carrying out with Turkey? CDC master Chief classes. What is it with the Governments obsession with Turkeys this year? Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
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User ID: 80432395 United States 11/25/2021 01:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. HAhaha... ...and don't forget putting on a mask and taking it off can spread COVID all around. You know those sticky protein spicules that attack themselves like foxtails onto your mask or anything else made of cloth. The best US president of all time: Donald Trump |
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User ID: 81141404 Australia 11/25/2021 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mask Turkey and self isolate from all humans. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
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User ID: 81113517 United States 11/25/2021 02:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone should wash their turkeys with the sprayer on full blast and then deep fry them in the living room next to the curtains. Make sure to use a Colman stove and a standard sizes pot filled to the brim with the oil heated to 400 degrees. Don't worry your animals and children can play near it... Let your dog hump the pot for extra flavor. |
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also known as WA User ID: 80425530 United States 11/25/2021 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Which means = wash that turkey well!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last Edited by WhiteAngel on 11/25/2021 02:44 AM Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
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User ID: 16213727 United States 11/25/2021 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not like people at the meatpacking plants jerk off all over your turkey Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80771016 It's a dead body that has been festering in a wrapper for a week or more. Maybe some families rinse the turkey off and then clean up the sink and surrounding area, like they aren't retarded like the CDC. Does the CDC recommend that you wash your hands after you take a shit, or do you just put gloves on? Washing your hands at the sink might spread e-coli germs. How about washing the lettuce that the field workers got shit on when they wiped their ass with it? I'm pretty sure the CDC has outlived their usefulness. Quit being sensible - the left doesn't like that. and your closing statement - YES they have outlived their usefulness. They need to be disbanded. . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77421035 United States 11/25/2021 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | wash it but take proper precautions, after washing disinfect the sink and your hands and all surfaces Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77421035 and wear goggles over your eyes ... and a mask of course germs and stuff can splash into your eyes or mouth so i would think its a good idea to wear eye goggles and a mask |
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Paper Sack of Shit User ID: 80987912 United States 11/25/2021 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A paper sack filled with three-day-old shit has more scientific value than the entire CDC staff. They are all as worthless and dishonest as they are dangerous, and have more in common with Satan than they do with scientific stalwarts like Edward Jenner, Louis Pasteur, and Ronald Ross. |