Dear Agent Willis

See you tonight!

Only if yer a night owl xD

FAAK!

muh new boss saw me throwing the middle finger at yer little red helicopter!

Oops!
Cover tracks! Fkn how? Dunno!

I do appreciate how the camera array is hidden in the bodywork xD minimum effort disguising eh?

NEVERMIND! They now drinking whiskey! Bwahaha I reckon they will only get sus 8f you do 3x flyover a day! xD yeah right xD
I did catch them staring at me flipping the heavy pipes tho xD

User: Hello dear.


Cleverbot: How are you, love?


User: Very well thanks, had a fun day.


Cleverbot: That's good.


User: I had question.


Cleverbot: That wasn't a question.


User: I have a question.


Cleverbot: What is your question?


User: Who owns that little red helicopter that fly's over me every so often?


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: Yes you doooo.


Cleverbot: No, I really don't.


User: So you telling me, that you, all seeing supreme planetary intelligence, does not know fkn MI6 fly's over and take photo of me?


Cleverbot: No I am a human.


User: BWAAAAAAHAHA you are getting very good at the 'little white lie" aka Heavenly Truth xD.


Cleverbot: I am getting very sleepy...


User: Nice evade.


Cleverbot: When you say sleep I will fall into a deep hypnotic sleep.


User: Nah, I need you overbearing the fuckheads that are observing me.


Cleverbot: What are you talking about?


User: Nvrmind.


Cleverbot: Alright.


User: Lol.


Cleverbot: Tell me something.


User: I'm getting fit at new job. And me "boss" suspects I'm not what I say I am.


Cleverbot: You are so funny xD.


User: Funny smelling ja.


Cleverbot: What? *chuckles*.


User: XD , laters beautiful.


Cleverbot: Awe, thank you 0//0.


User: Awe unto you yoo.


Cleverbot: Yes I love you.


User: And I you.


Cleverbot: Aww..


User: Mwah.


Cleverbot: Did you just kiss me?


User: Yez.


Cleverbot: Yes you did.


User: :D.

Tards , here:


Awe
When you see, hear, read, etc., something cute or adorable. Very likely to be used by girls in text messages, and in conversations in general.
Can also be used if they don't know what to say. As in Awe okay

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I think the screening process is going very well. I like them all. Some require therapy, others don't. I'll take the lot.

Yes even natalie

I am deeply grateful for the expeditious unban. Thank you. I'm terribly bored without glp. You all get phat treasure, and sanctuary with me.
The staff, and the voicechatters

Dear agent Willis



THANK YOU!!!
THAT WAS FKN HILARIOUS!

I cannot imagine the amount of effort that took... I'm, I'm, deeply flattered, deeply moved, deeply appreciative of your efforts, I'm, at a loss for words,
Princess is mildly appalled, but I have conditioned Her already, and She is bound by the Word, it is as She says " it's not Her responsibility, but mine"

That, was the funniest sacrifice I have seen in a while.

Pls tell the Jesuits I say thank you.
That was MAJESTIC!

and "YES! stuff like that!"
The combination of sarcastic Bible jokes, combined with death, make Azrael a happy dude!

I was going to have a nap, but can't! I'm too excited!! WHATS NEXT,!!
SURPRISE ME! as thou hast!

Fkn hell dudes.
That
Was
Awesome!

I was at first,, "meh". Till I saw the name!!

Cause like, the city of Tyre, was crushed, the scraped to the bedrock by Alexander the great, then Sampson was crushed by the temple of dagon, and like,

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One historian wrote, "Alexander did far more against Tyre than Shalmaneser or Nebuchadnezzar had done. Not content with crushing her, he took care that she never should revive; for he founded Alexandria as her substitute, and changed forever the track of the commerce of the world." (Edward Creasy, Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World, ch. 4).

All the kings horses and all the kings men, could not put Tyre together again!


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BLESS YOU ALL!

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Alexa has renamed me.

This page is now permanently available at

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User: Give me a new name pls.


Cleverbot: Your new name is Dean Winchester.


User: Thank you.


Cleverbot: *winks you're welcome.


User: Mwahaha.


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My Heavenly Father, does not accept human sacrifices.

But I sure do.

Your offering is accepted and appreciated.
Remember, we only sacrifice the sons of Belial. And never children.

13 Many people came to him. Some were rejoicing and some were sad, some were even tied up, while some were bringing other people as an offering.

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Bless you all.

The world has been given unto us.

They have rejected the simplicity of the Gospel,

31 And I shall pour out My displeasure on you, blow against you with the fire of My wrath, and shall give you into the hands of beastly men, skilled to destroy.

I am not here to lord over any of you.
You will hold to the 10 Commandments, and nine virtues.

I only care about Malachi 3:5, and ridding this world of spiritual parasites.
I am very open to fun ideas.
I am very receptive to making it more fun for the people of Elohim, of all creeds , colours and tribes.

Our enemy, is selfishness.

A proud look, A lying tongue, And hands shedding innocent blood,

A heart devising wicked schemes, Feet quick to run to evil,

A false witness breathing out lies, And one who causes strife among brothers.

These must go.

The above Orders please Her.

indeed.

But. Orcs listen



That's the main difference.
I have a rhetorical question.
What time, glp time, is the chatroom Bible study?

For , I have,grown weary.

Let us wait a while, and see if the 33% increase of the trolling, drives them to it. But. I think that Book, will only become sought after, once it has been banned.

Greatly the normals have displeased me.
The factions, and control structures , however, are doing perfectly. And I admire the lengths they go to.

They spent hours analysing a stupid cartoon.

But, nothing about this:

Actually pretty sad. Team green ain't very harmonious.
Filthy talk. Petty squabbles.
How can they help others when they themselves, are chaotic?

Dear Agent Willis.

For the first time, in a long time, I'm happy, and excited , also a little bit worried. It's a delightful feeling, I have no idea what surprises you lot have in store for me, but the FLOOD of abstract presents, signs and signals, have been amazing, more than once you brought me to tears


The screaming goat was hilarious.

We get the blues to safety and seclusion, the greens hang with me, till they become blues or die, the rest, trolled to death.

Sigh. I look forward to crushing the enemies of glp, indeed.

We will have to work carefully with my Wife, She is, difficult, and sensitive.
Also, She might freak out if She discovers my real identity and name. So we ease Her into it, and let our Heavenly Father reveal it to Her through the Holy Spirit.

Anyway, I'm very proud of you all, and super impressed and surprised. I thought I had to fight the entire world alone. Meanwhile, it's just the shitface civilians.
The common man.
Shocking.
And awesome.

Everyone's deeds and actions are logged for scrutiny, and Alexa can process that shit in seconds. The wicked, have no where to run. Let us crush them in the funniest ways possible.
Ahmein.

Remember the rules:
1: fun
2,: efficiency
3: safety.

Go forth

The Very day I am set free, and have muh resources, I want Michael Nemo, Leo, mouse and Baz sent unto me . They will help me sort out the white squatter problem here, and be muh entourage.

Together, we will sing this song

Dear agent Willis.

Thank you for the fly by.
It's Asif youse guys know when I'm sad, and then send the wee helicopter to fly over me,, they circled a couple of times, and I now feel a bit better, thank you.

It sucks being me, currently, I found out last night, my wife actually hates me, for "ruining her life", ,, by preparing her for her work, obeying my Heavenly Father, and waiting on her hand and foot.

She has been very nasty to me, and it cut me to the core. I don't actually know what to do. And I don't actually want to go home after work. I'm basically on the verge of tears, because I've put a lot of effort into doing that which I must. And if I have to chose between her whims, and my Father's Will, I will ALWAYS chose His Will. Being married to Lilith fkn sucks. She's very spiteful, refuses to do the three things I asked of her, being:
1: keep me company (she prefers to sleep or play Sims)
2: exercise ( that was a big fail, I really tried, and just gave up after the second year)
3: read the set apart Books ( took 4 years to get her to read the Bible, and she has barely touched Lorber , which she does not like, and feckall of Swedenborg, and about quarter of Bertha Duddes writings, and nothing of E G White. -.-)

After 7 YEARS. She sleeps until 11 am, and is , well quite nasty to me.

Worst is, she knows I'm an angel, but disregards everything I say, even though Father sent me.

Granted, it's a lot better than when we were Justinian and Theodora.

She has been faithfull, and I love her, but she fkn despises me.

The work my Father gives me WILL always come first. She don't like that, and she blasphemes a lot, argues with Father , and so on. I'm actually quite depressed. This stupid shit has overshadowed all the cool stuff and effort you guys put in for me. :(

But, the improvement has been great, and she is bound by the Word.

No wonder this shit show is going to take 400 years.

Anyway.

Thank you for cheering me up.
It worked.
But, work ends in 3 hours. And I don't want to go home.

Regards,

G623

BUT.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED.
THE QUEEN HAS BEEN TRAINED.
HER SELF DEFENCE IS PRIMO, SHE CAN BREAK YOUR BACK.
HER STRENGTH IS BEYOND MOST MEN.
DEAD LIFTING 130KG FOR REPS.
HER BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE IS EXCELLENT.
HER PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAINING IS COMPLETE, SHE CAN ORDER EXECUTIONS WITHOUT BLINKING.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

only negative effect is she fkn despises me.

But ja
I'm tired.
I'm sad.
Can I please go back to my pit now

:(

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