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Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it

 
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I always tell them im buying a car
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Write a check or do an electronic transfer. 15K withdrawal? Black market ish. Fishy.
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And how is that any of your fucking business?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79889820


Hey, Peon…it’s called NATIONAL SECURITY.

Otherwise, tell Habib to mint his own gotdem gold and silver coins and trade with it.
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Just because you bend over when the deep state tells you to doesn't mean the rest of us want to...
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07/03/2022 11:27 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Consider withdrawing LESS, like below $10K.
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IT IS ILLEGAL TO STRUCTURE WITHDRAWALS.
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pretty hard to prove it though as long as you are just a bit discreet and random...
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Tell them cigarettes, booze, and hookers.
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Consider withdrawing LESS, like below $10K.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


When you deposit your money in a bank it is no longer your money, it belongs to the bank to invest as they wish. If you put more than enough to pay your bills you are making a big mistake,
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tell them i am with the clinton foundation or bill gates
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07/03/2022 11:39 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
the correct answer:

please call the branch manager, I need to close my account immediately.

when they ask why, just for what you just ask me.
now please proceede, and expect very vad reviews, just dont make it worst.
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07/03/2022 11:40 PM
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Not your bank, not your money.

Bitcoin solves this. Be your own bank.
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Reply with “none of ur gdamn business”, mr. bank teller
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
He could say: I heard a rumor on the street that this bank is failing, I'm going to get my money before it goes bankrupt..
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Not your bank, not your money.

Bitcoin solves this. Be your own bank.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10285897


hesright

And while BTC is the original and a solid choice, among proof of work cryptocurrencies, DASH is the only one with instant transactions, and immunity to 51% attacks. So DASH is actually the MOST SECURE crypto. Yes, even more secure than Bitcoin.
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Uh hey there potatohead, cards and checks are NOT cash. CASH is private and not trackable. That's why smart people use it.Your stupid crypto is trackable, but I doubt yer smart enough to know that...
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Hey dumbass, its all the same. Cash, cards and checks are ALL FIAT. Cash has serial numbers on it, ATMs have cameras and banks know who you are when you withdraw. Its as simple as tracking the serial numbers. Crypto isn't trackable its traceable i.e. there is a history of every address that a crypto has been to. But that's by design and since crypto NEVER LEAVES THE BLOCKCHAIN its not trackable (Cash leaves the bank and goes in your hand). Dumbass.
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That has got to be the stupidest thing I've heard. serial numbers tracked lol. But hey you live in some foreign country where maybe your cash is chipped? When I get cash from the bank it is taken from a till and not scanned and just handed to me. WOW you really are a retard lol. specialstupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46155935


It couldn't be any stupider than what you just said? Serial numbers tracked?? Are you kidding doofus? Why the fuck do you think they have them? US coins have tracking chips in them.



Like I said, dumbass. stfu
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lmaobonghit

FAKE
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Consider withdrawing LESS, like below $10K.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


This is accurate but it shouldn't be like this. Don't keep your money in a bank. It is NONE of their F*ing business what I want my money for! Do they tell me what they use my money for while it's in their shitty bank? At barely 1% interest? No thanks banks.
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Hey dumbass, its all the same. Cash, cards and checks are ALL FIAT. Cash has serial numbers on it, ATMs have cameras and banks know who you are when you withdraw. Its as simple as tracking the serial numbers. Crypto isn't trackable its traceable i.e. there is a history of every address that a crypto has been to. But that's by design and since crypto NEVER LEAVES THE BLOCKCHAIN its not trackable (Cash leaves the bank and goes in your hand). Dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82281965

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've heard. serial numbers tracked lol. But hey you live in some foreign country where maybe your cash is chipped? When I get cash from the bank it is taken from a till and not scanned and just handed to me. WOW you really are a retard lol. specialstupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46155935


It couldn't be any stupider than what you just said? Serial numbers tracked?? Are you kidding doofus? Why the fuck do you think they have them? US coins have tracking chips in them.



Like I said, dumbass. stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82281965


lmaobonghit

FAKE
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Proof?
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Hey dumbass, its all the same. Cash, cards and checks are ALL FIAT. Cash has serial numbers on it, ATMs have cameras and banks know who you are when you withdraw. Its as simple as tracking the serial numbers. Crypto isn't trackable its traceable i.e. there is a history of every address that a crypto has been to. But that's by design and since crypto NEVER LEAVES THE BLOCKCHAIN its not trackable (Cash leaves the bank and goes in your hand). Dumbass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82281965

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've heard. serial numbers tracked lol. But hey you live in some foreign country where maybe your cash is chipped? When I get cash from the bank it is taken from a till and not scanned and just handed to me. WOW you really are a retard lol. specialstupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46155935


It couldn't be any stupider than what you just said? Serial numbers tracked?? Are you kidding doofus? Why the fuck do you think they have them? US coins have tracking chips in them.



Like I said, dumbass. stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82281965


lmaobonghit

FAKE
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one of the most idiotic shit I ever seen
a flash card inside a coin.
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That has got to be the stupidest thing I've heard. serial numbers tracked lol. But hey you live in some foreign country where maybe your cash is chipped? When I get cash from the bank it is taken from a till and not scanned and just handed to me. WOW you really are a retard lol. specialstupid
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46155935


It couldn't be any stupider than what you just said? Serial numbers tracked?? Are you kidding doofus? Why the fuck do you think they have them? US coins have tracking chips in them.



Like I said, dumbass. stfu
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82281965


lmaobonghit

FAKE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83768264


one of the most idiotic shit I ever seen
a flash card inside a coin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80621349


Right, so lets take anon internet loser's opinion over video evidence....Sounds idiotic to me
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79780865


He should have said, “for my new vagina”… ohyeah



That would have made them happy, for sure.
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07/04/2022 12:03 AM
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So just lie who gives a fuck?

The guy looks like a terrorist that's probably why he got flagged.
 Quoting: Mike6

Euros. That is europe.

Here I believe its still $4,000 or more you file a form and here, when the cun*s try the "3,000" bulsht, we get 3k per day until we got all our money for a different bank and fk of them.
Banks try sht here too right now. We opened an acct and closed it the next time we had contact with the arrogant, soon to be targets fkrs?
Govt is fixing it so there is a legit reason to wax off all their petty worms and save on the retirement.
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A better question is what are they doing with our money .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83792905


Make legal tender of it and charging you interest and fees above it. Ponzi scheme. 3 card Monty for G0Y.
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He should have said, “for my new vagina”… ohyeah



That would have made them happy, for sure.
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FTW-GLP11
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I understand microwave communications.
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And yet GLP falls over itself to shit on bitcoin at every opportunity.

There's no teaching some people.
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It's NONE of the bank's business.
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So just lie who gives a fuck?

The guy looks like a terrorist that's probably why he got flagged.
 Quoting: Mike6


dude should say: uh huh, it's how much I need to bring my bride from somewhere like Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Iraq, ...

red flag
oh hai!
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Toilet paper ofc
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I'm gonna scatter it out on the bed, swim nude in it, then me and the old lady are gonna bump uglies on it. Then I'll be bringing it back here to deposit.
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LOL





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I'm gonna scatter it out on the bed, swim nude in it, then me and the old lady are gonna bump uglies on it. Then I'll be bringing it back here to deposit.
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+2
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I'm out of toilet paper. Can you give it to me in 1's?
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I'm out of toilet paper. Can you give it to me in 1's?
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I seriously had a teller ask me that after a withdrawal. K kwing I'm on camera and she thinks she is so coy slipping it in what you doing? Well. I just let her have it. I said I am going shopping at bed an breakfast. I have never had anyone who cares about me and I deserve good things. I'm buying dishes I'm buying furniture I'm buying wtf ever I want cis I am old enough to have it. Bla bla.. she has to usher me out basically. She asked. Maybe next time I just say the book will be out this fall. Craycraypuddy





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