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eyeDR3
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| Gelatinous Mass
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| A Jackson
User ID: 78915544  Italy08/11/2022 02:32 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" I don’t know, Doc. Every spring it’s the same thing. ———- I think I’m OCD. I’m always multiplying, never division or square roots. ———- …then Alec points the gun at me and I wake up in a sweat. What’s it mean? Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast. If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato “AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS |
| HamburgerTime
User ID: 82931646 United States08/11/2022 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Ok Doc here it is. So there I was setting at home minding my own business when this little blonde number shows up on my doorstep. She stands there scantily dressed and tells me she needs me, The White Rabbit, that she was into some crazy shit and I'm the only one has what she needs. So I let me ego get the best and invite her in believing she's heard of my escapades and wanted a taste of THE White Rabbit herself.Boy was I wrong doc, let me tell you what happened next.... |
| replies_reshmies
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| SmartIdiot
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| Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States08/11/2022 02:42 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Take your time, whenever you are ready, let’s begin with you telling me about your mother. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28718123   [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America!  |
| Mr. Lee
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| 7he4ryan
User ID: 80113301 United States08/11/2022 02:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Well, doctor, I was approached by this black guy selling red and blue pills, after that there were tunnels, and machine monsters with tentacles, and electrodes attached to my brain. I told him I didn't use pills when someone vaccinated me from behind with a needle. Last Edited by 7he4ryan on 08/11/2022 03:22 PM |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 02:59 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Well, doctor, I was approached by this black guy selling red and blue pills, after that there tunnels, and machine monsters with tentacles, and electrodes attached to my brain. Quoting: 7he4ryan I told him I didn't use pills when someone vaccinated me from behind with a needle. Oh my LORD! What a VISUAL that one is! lol! :DocKildare: "I have an IDEA...Let's give them ALL THE RED PILL ...and see if they WAKE UP!" lOVED YOUR "DOCTOR" REFERENCE! lol!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" NOW....THAT IS DIFFERENT. "EMBRACE your RABBITHOOD!" I love this one...never really thought in all the years I have looked at this meme (been since around 2015 I think)...NEVER THOUGHT THE RABBIT DIDN'T WANT TO BE A F'ING RABBIT! lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Here's one for the poster above this:  "Yeah...I know...I'm a RABBIT. I'm actually NOT HERE FOR MYSELF...you see my BROTHER thinks he's a chicken and I have no idea how to handle it! Can you help... and PLEASE...no "chicken jokes!" :FerryCHICKEN: The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 03:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Take your time, whenever you are ready, let’s begin with you telling me about your mother. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28718123 [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] . NICE ONE, LILOPIN! HEY! I forgot to include this in the introduction materials ...YOU CAN POST A VIDEO for your caption entry as well! Good idea. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" INTRODUCTION INSTRUCTIONS FOR ENTERING A CAPTION POST #2: Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie This just came up with Lilopin's post on page 4 at 3:07 PM EST: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] . NICE ONE, LILOPIN! HEY! I forgot to include this in the introduction materials ...YOU CAN POST A VIDEO for your caption entry as well! Good idea. The Oracle's Cookie LIKE THIS EXAMPLE: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] . NICE ONE, LILOPIN! HEY! I forgot to include this in the introduction materials ...YOU CAN POST A VIDEO for your caption entry as well! Good idea. The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/11/2022 03:09 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" There's NO TWO WEEKS for a Freudian Rabbit. It's DOWN THAT HOLE in 5 SECONDS!  "...Where are you going? I thought you said it would happen...and to wait 2 weeks!" Rabbit: "NO 2 WEEKS, LADY...5 SECONDS!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
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| Red John
User ID: 56332765  Canada08/11/2022 03:18 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" :FerryCHICKEN: why did the chicken cross the road? to prove to gophers, squirrels, possums, badgers, skunks, rabbits, and other critters that it can be done :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
| 7he4ryan
User ID: 80113301 United States08/11/2022 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Well, doctor, I was approached by this black guy selling red and blue pills, after that there were tunnels, and machine monsters with tentacles, and electrodes attached to my brain. Quoting: 7he4ryan I told him I didn't use pills when someone vaccinated me from behind with a needle. Oh my LORD! What a VISUAL that one is! lol! :DocKildare: "I have an IDEA...Let's give them ALL THE RED PILL ...and see if they WAKE UP!" lOVED YOUR "DOCTOR" REFERENCE! lol! The Oracle's Cookie I left out a whole word '''''were'''' [bad granma, i was under a SPELLing bee] ... did i get the UPGRADE? i liked your graphic picture. like Stanley Tweedle im afraid of needles. Nahhhh ... whats up doc ? |
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| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" In hell, Freud is forced to wear a three-piece suit, sit in a dusty, dim room, and service farm animals for all of eternity. dang...not the "eww meme" I wanted...anyone got the codes for the disgusted woman shaking her head? lol! All I got is this one:  That's nasty... The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/11/2022 04:11 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Well, doctor, I was approached by this black guy selling red and blue pills, after that there were tunnels, and machine monsters with tentacles, and electrodes attached to my brain. Quoting: 7he4ryan I told him I didn't use pills when someone vaccinated me from behind with a needle. Oh my LORD! What a VISUAL that one is! lol! :DocKildare: "I have an IDEA...Let's give them ALL THE RED PILL ...and see if they WAKE UP!" lOVED YOUR "DOCTOR" REFERENCE! lol! The Oracle's Cookie I left out a whole word '''''were'''' [bad granma, i was under a SPELLing bee] ... did i get the UPGRADE? i liked your graphic picture. like Stanley Tweedle im afraid of needles. Nahhhh ... whats up doc ? Just wait 2 weeks...You'll see! lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 04:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!"  I'm posting the Edit section from page 1 of my introduction: UP-GRADE CONTEST TIME AGAIN (...just because!) and PLEASE consider throwing in an "extra UPGRADE" if you have the dough or karma points. Just PM me and I will add it to the title for more chances to win! Thanks! TheOracle'sCookie NOTE..AN UPDATE: I have had a very generous offer from GLP's "5lats" AT 4:00 PM EST.... for 3 more UPGRADES! I'm throwing in one more as well, so 2 from yoursTRULY...that makes 5 FULL UPGRADES AND 1 TRIAL UPGRADE for the winners! Let's GET CREATIVE!! Thanks 5lats!! YOU ROCK! Caption this picture for a chance at 1 of 5 full up-grades and 1 trial-upgrade! Thanks "5lats!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" I'll do one... Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie "So, Doc. I dated this crazy blond chick a few months back--an affair I really do regret--and she said if I didn't CALL HER BACK...She'd turn me into a RABBIT! Do you think she was a "WITCH?" Freud: "Vell, Mr. Douglas...This is an interesting case. ARE YOU REALLY A PHYSICAL RABBIT...or do you just "identify-as-a-rabbit" (like the LBGQT-xyz folks say it.) If this is ALL in your HEAD... it reminds me of the Greek Myth...what was it called?" (Geeze...maybe this could be a NEW mental disorder--tell me more!) This can't really be REAL?? [link to youtu.be (secure)]  The Oracle's Cookie lol yay a new group of "identifiers" LGBTQ Lions Giraffes Bunnies Tigers Quails  Red John! Great to see your caption--sorry I didn't reply right away...had to do a couple of chores and feed the pigeons. 103 degree heat today, they won't want to be flying around looking for food in this heat, poor kids. Awful summer this year. Thanks for your comments! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) Take a Cookie...You'll feel better User ID: 83985909 United States08/11/2022 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" I've seen a lot of bad bad things Doc so after all I've told you, I decided to identify as a Chicken. I don't ever want to go down that hole again.  . Cute! BUT....but...the chicken coup isn't much better, bunny!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: OMG! It's NOT done YET! Still...Sitting on the Tracks of an "Unstoppable" Run-Away Train! Updates! |
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| 5lats
User ID: 83914953 United States08/11/2022 04:33 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" why do I gotta be the mascot for that perv. Hef. and his magazines humans are weird   Do more than expected, take less than allowed. When dealing with a friend, if you aren't getting the short end, you're doing it wrong. Any good Muslim joke starts with a glance over the shoulder. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Giselle22
User ID: 83762242 United States08/11/2022 04:38 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: (Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!" Upon leaving your office Doc, down a dark rabbit hole I go without paying a membership fee. Seeking never ending doom in a chat room called GLP. Is there any hope for a silly rabbit like me? |
