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I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...

 
Hot Dog Harry  (OP)

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11/22/2022 08:45 PM

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They were neatly folded so I put them on my bed. I feel like I'm sleeping at somebody's grandmother's extra bedroom.

It's kind of nice...

Smells like an old drawer in an old house.

Nana loves me...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


disgusting
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I've been working in the hotel business for over 32 years. There is one person that sleeps on my sheets and in my bed.

In a hotel, There are thousands of people that share the sheets, pillows, beds, bathrooms...etc...

Those are usually the wealthier people in society.
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11/22/2022 08:46 PM

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In a hotel.... They don't wash the bedspreads... Think bare asses... splooge...
Hot Dog Harry  (OP)

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11/22/2022 08:51 PM

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I work at a nice hotel and they wash the bathroom rags with the breakfast place-mats and dish rags. From toilet to wiping dry your coffee cup. Just an overloaded wash-load in between...
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11/22/2022 08:56 PM

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I work at a nice hotel and they wash the bathroom rags with the breakfast place-mats and dish rags. From toilet to wiping dry your coffee cup. Just an overloaded wash-load in between...
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That's one of the nicer hotel stories I can tell you. I worked at a Holiday Inn and witnessed the housekeepers wiping down the drinking glasses in the bathroom with their toilet rags.
Hot Dog Harry  (OP)

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11/22/2022 08:58 PM

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Yep, I'm a slob and live cleaner than most all of society.
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11/22/2022 08:59 PM

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Yep, I'm a slob and live cleaner than most all of society.
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(Never licked a butthole which seems to be popular these days...)
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11/22/2022 08:59 PM
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Shake 'em out, might be some bedbugs tucked in there. Then you'll be whistlin' a different tune, Mickey.
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11/22/2022 09:01 PM

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Shake 'em out, might be some bedbugs tucked in there. Then you'll be whistlin' a different tune, Mickey.
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They are clean as clean can be... just smell like an antique furniture drawer...
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11/22/2022 09:06 PM
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In a hotel.... They don't wash the bedspreads... Think bare asses... splooge...
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I always remove the sex furniture (firm pillows shaped in wedges or rolls to prop people up, etc). I don't want to know what they've been exposed to.

As for your grandma sheets, Nana probably hasn't had sex in 30 years so I wouldn't worry too much. Maybe a little pee. Yeah, you should probably wash them.
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Hot Dog Harry  (OP)

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In a hotel.... They don't wash the bedspreads... Think bare asses... splooge...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


I always remove the sex furniture (firm pillows shaped in wedges or rolls to prop people up, etc). I don't want to know what they've been exposed to.

As for your grandma sheets, Nana probably hasn't had sex in 30 years so I wouldn't worry too much. Maybe a little pee. Yeah, you should probably wash them.
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A reasonable person. Nice. Thank you.
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11/23/2022 02:33 PM
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Re: I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...
They were neatly folded so I put them on my bed. I feel like I'm sleeping at somebody's grandmother's extra bedroom.

It's kind of nice...

Smells like an old drawer in an old house.

Nana loves me...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


disgusting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84211650


I've been working in the hotel business for over 32 years. There is one person that sleeps on my sheets and in my bed.

In a hotel, There are thousands of people that share the sheets, pillows, beds, bathrooms...etc...

Those are usually the wealthier people in society.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Bitch aint no brought up the word fuckin hotel what the fuck is you on about
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11/23/2022 02:35 PM

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Nana died in those sheets.
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Nana got the bone on those sheets
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Skip. (OP)
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11/23/2022 02:39 PM
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Re: I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...
They were neatly folded so I put them on my bed. I feel like I'm sleeping at somebody's grandmother's extra bedroom.

It's kind of nice...

Smells like an old drawer in an old house.

Nana loves me...
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


disgusting
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84211650


I've been working in the hotel business for over 32 years. There is one person that sleeps on my sheets and in my bed.

In a hotel, There are thousands of people that share the sheets, pillows, beds, bathrooms...etc...

Those are usually the wealthier people in society.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


Bitch aint no brought up the word fuckin hotel what the fuck is you on about
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Sheets and shit, holmes.
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11/23/2022 02:42 PM

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Smells like an old drawer in an old house.

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Skip. (OP)
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11/23/2022 02:43 PM
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Smells like an old drawer in an old house.

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Not funny, dillhole.
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11/23/2022 02:44 PM

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Not funny, dillhole.
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whatever.. Skip
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11/23/2022 02:45 PM
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LOL
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11/23/2022 02:50 PM
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Re: I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...
I had a friend growing up that got caught busting loads in his dead grandfather's socks, his mom found them rigid in his room like you could stand them up against a wall.

I used to call them his grandfather's D-Day socks to fuck with him lol.
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My best friend as a kid used to fart in a bottle. His brother did too. I like to surround myself with people that make me seem normal.
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I had a friend that used to fart into film canisters and then put them in the freezer!
Skip. (OP)
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11/23/2022 02:52 PM
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Re: I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...
I had a friend growing up that got caught busting loads in his dead grandfather's socks, his mom found them rigid in his room like you could stand them up against a wall.

I used to call them his grandfather's D-Day socks to fuck with him lol.
 Quoting: BFD


My best friend as a kid used to fart in a bottle. His brother did too. I like to surround myself with people that make me seem normal.
 Quoting: Hot Dog Harry


I had a friend that used to fart into film canisters and then put them in the freezer!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2365465


Congrats, you're the normal one!
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11/23/2022 03:07 PM
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Re: I Bought Some Awesome Sheets at a Garage Sale. I Didn't Wash Them...
Used sheets? Ugh.

700 thread count feels nice.





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