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Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!

 
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When pig is getting killed, fear produces chemicals in the blood, poisonous chemical. Only human beings and pigs produce poison while being in fear. Eating a pig is almost like eating a human being. Plus pigs eat everything, even its own shit.
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You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. If you kill any animal properly, it feels no fear or pain. Even if they do, they do not produce poison, just adrenalin, which is not poison, but does change the taste of the meat. Also, pigs do not eat their own shit. They are actually clean animals, until they are packed into pins with hundreds of other pigs, and nowhere to go. Pigs are omnivorous and eat just about anything, including people that are stupid enough to fuck with them.

skull_fing
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You know nothing about biology. Do research about fear and swine.
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my great granma had a couple old pigs in the pen

she warned us stay the fuck away when we used to go feed em

MAN

they tasted good ...
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my great granma had a couple old pigs in the pen

she warned us stay the fuck away when we used to go feed em

MAN

they tasted good ...
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Someone has a hobby... Nice gear!
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Talking about the Bible and God while throwing out multiple Gd’s. Think I’ll pass on her advise
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omg laugh

She's funny.
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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She looks possessed!


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It's those facial expressions man, she really getting worked up as she's responding. Those eyes popping out of her head cracked me up.
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Here's another reason... (buy high quality meat !)


"Things are more like they are right now than they ever have been." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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it's all mental masturbation.

Seeing through the game isn't winning the game !

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Quran 5:60

ABUL ALA MAUDUDI(WITH TAFSIR)
(5:60) Then say to them: 'Shall I tell you about those whose retribution with Allah is even worse? They are the ones whom Allah has cursed, and who incurred His wrath and some of whom were changed into apes and swine, and who served the false deities. Such have an even worse rank and have strayed farther away from the right path.

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Talking about the Bible and God while throwing out multiple Gd’s. Think I’ll pass on her advise
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Liberal or conservative, damn, being that foul mouthed in a situation like the one she was in is similar to taking a dump in someone's living room instead of their bathroom.

She does show a strict adherence to the Bible, which is a more rightwing type of looking at the world. But that is easily offset because of her Howard-Stern mouth.

She may be a part of that small 10% of black America that isn't strictly liberal/leftwing. But even that small segment of non-idiotic liberalism comes with a big asterisk.

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Never ate pork until my niece got here cooked for me. It's not bad but, I still would never cook pork or shop for it.
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Snowflakes from the most glutonous nation on earth dont know squat about famines through out centuries and how people survived back then. They should not have no voice in these matters.













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Here's another reason... (buy high quality meat !)


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So, does this work with chicken too? That's all I eat. ;p
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Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Jesus NEVER ate swine.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Exactly, I wouldn't dare eating human flesh eather
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Jesus NEVER ate swine.
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stupid question.

But? How would you know? Did you witness it? Justy like i thought. none of you ever witnessed or saw jesus and god do chit. You just just going by some bible, that ole nelly wrote.

Anyone can do that.
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The power of pork compels you!

The power of pork compels you!

Also I like Chicken embryos, ova ova easy. :)
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Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Jesus NEVER ate swine.
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stupid question.

But? How would you know? Did you witness it? Justy like i thought. none of you ever witnessed or saw jesus and god do chit. You just just going by some bible, that ole nelly wrote.

Anyone can do that.
 Quoting: Diabolical.

Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
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The original Biblical reason was intended for a few Jewish

bloodlines that had adverse effects when consuming pork.
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The power of pork compels you!

The power of pork compels you!

Also I like Chicken embryos, ova ova easy. :)
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me too laugh
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Pork is totally unsafe to eat, I know that now... Time to bury these porkers
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Jesus NEVER ate swine.
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Jesus was also circumcised. But Christians don’t have to be. That we only for the Jewish people also.
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Eating sperm = canni-baalism.

Swine might very well be an animal/human hybrid from the Atlantean age, designed by fallen angels.


I stopped eating pork over a decade ago and I don't miss it. God doesn't want humans to eat bottom feeders, not to mention swine will destroy entire ecosystems like a plague.
 Quoting: musashi777


Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Jesus NEVER ate swine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Jesus was also circumcised. But Christians don’t have to be. That we only for the Jewish people also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


But He never ate swine. And isn't Jesus the only perfect example in bible? Or you are following other idols and people?
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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She looks possessed!


 Quoting: Q33


It's those facial expressions man, she really getting worked up as she's responding. Those eyes popping out of her head cracked me up.
 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok




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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
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Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
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Jesus said all foods are clean.

Dietary restrictions were only for the Israelites.

Christians are not under dietary laws. So eat pork or not. But don’t say God and Jesus doesn’t allow it now.

Mark 7
18 “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? 19 For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body.” (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


Jesus NEVER ate swine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Jesus was also circumcised. But Christians don’t have to be. That we only for the Jewish people also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


But He never ate swine. And isn't Jesus the only perfect example in bible? Or you are following other idols and people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Didn’t you read the scripture where Jesus said all foods are clean? Are you going to say that scripture is wrong?

Christians are not under the mosaic law.
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It was written by many people. Not some old man. I know that bible is Gods Word. You know how I know? Holy Spirit
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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This lady knows her stuff and its exactly why one does NOT DO ORAL AND anal sex. Sperm belongs ONLY in a vagina of a body.

This is really really good. How many of you suffer ill health as sperm is foreign tissue.. does not belong in mouth or rectrum... sets up a potential death response even without AIDs and other infections. The vagina is designed differently and can accept sperm..

The leading reason for woman who cannot get or maintain a pregnancy is from anal sex... because sperm is foreign tissue and her body then rejects it even in the vagina.

This is FACT.

And of course you men insert all sorts of your diseases this way into your partners and it makes no difference if the partner is male or female. When you put penis in mouth or recturm.. this is not an act of love.. its an act giving partner disease.
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Oh shut the fuck up, with the psuedo science and religious psycho babble. Ppl in the buy-bull are not the arbiters of morality and scientific thought.
I dont believe in anything, I just came for the violence. ........................................talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish- Captain Tripps.....some ppl think fat dont mean greasy...so they gotta learn the hard way- Captain Tripps
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Jesus NEVER ate swine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Jesus was also circumcised. But Christians don’t have to be. That we only for the Jewish people also.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


But He never ate swine. And isn't Jesus the only perfect example in bible? Or you are following other idols and people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Didn’t you read the scripture where Jesus said all foods are clean? Are you going to say that scripture is wrong?

Christians are not under the mosaic law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

Jesus never ate swine. Why should I? If I want to be saved.





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