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Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!

 
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
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Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It was written by many people. Not some old man. I know that bible is Gods Word. You know how I know? Holy Spirit
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So, prove it.

I'm scientific.

Let me look up its creators online.

That's right, you can't. No one to be found. Not much to go on there.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
pig meat has lots of parasites/worms/larvea

you eat it/ you got em

then demons work thro the parasites to tempt you/. sex/ bad food/ bad behaviors

demons have to honor your free-will

so they work thro these parasites that you put in to your own body

they then avoid violating your free will


cook it good if you cant control yourself
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Your entire post is old wives tales, superstitions and myths,
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Acts 10

Peter’s Vision
9 About noon the following day as they were on their journey and approaching the city, Peter went up on the roof to pray. 10 He became hungry and wanted something to eat, and while the meal was being prepared, he fell into a trance. 11 He saw heaven opened and something like a large sheet being let down to earth by its four corners. 12 It contained all kinds of four-footed animals, as well as reptiles and birds. 13 Then a voice told him, “Get up, Peter. Kill and eat.”

14 “Surely not, Lord!” Peter replied. “I have never eaten anything impure or unclean.”

15 The voice spoke to him a second time, “Do not call anything impure that God has made clean.”
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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AMEN SISTER
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Jesus was also circumcised. But Christians don’t have to be. That we only for the Jewish people also.
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But He never ate swine. And isn't Jesus the only perfect example in bible? Or you are following other idols and people?
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Didn’t you read the scripture where Jesus said all foods are clean? Are you going to say that scripture is wrong?

Christians are not under the mosaic law.
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Jesus never ate swine. Why should I? If I want to be saved.
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Because he said in the Bible in the scriptures I have shown that it is allowed for Christians. There re no more unclean meats. He said it. I didn’t.
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But He never ate swine. And isn't Jesus the only perfect example in bible? Or you are following other idols and people?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Didn’t you read the scripture where Jesus said all foods are clean? Are you going to say that scripture is wrong?

Christians are not under the mosaic law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

Jesus never ate swine. Why should I? If I want to be saved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Because he said in the Bible in the scriptures I have shown that it is allowed for Christians. There re no more unclean meats. He said it. I didn’t.
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So now we can eat shit or rats? Because Gods allowed us?
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It is called FAITH. that is the name of the game and I dont have to prove you nothing. You grow your faith as you go through your daily life cycle doing things Jesus preached. It has nothing to do with proving you anything. So quit this garbage nobody ever will prove you anything, mkay?
There is nothing prohibiting Christian faith to eat pork. Fasting and prayer is. You can twist this anyway you want but you can't change this fact.
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Guess I'll have bacon for lunch....
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She funny, and ignorant
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It was written by many people. Not some old man. I know that bible is Gods Word. You know how I know? Holy Spirit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


So, prove it.

I'm scientific.

Let me look up its creators online.

That's right, you can't. No one to be found. Not much to go on there.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


Holy Spirit is my truth. If you never met God, you have no idea what Im talking about. Sorry.
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Quran 5:60

ABUL ALA MAUDUDI(WITH TAFSIR)
(5:60) Then say to them: 'Shall I tell you about those whose retribution with Allah is even worse? They are the ones whom Allah has cursed, and who incurred His wrath and some of whom were changed into apes and swine, and who served the false deities. Such have an even worse rank and have strayed farther away from the right path.

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Absolutely nonsense
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


This lady knows her stuff and its exactly why one does NOT DO ORAL AND anal sex. Sperm belongs ONLY in a vagina of a body.

This is really really good. How many of you suffer ill health as sperm is foreign tissue.. does not belong in mouth or rectrum... sets up a potential death response even without AIDs and other infections. The vagina is designed differently and can accept sperm..

The leading reason for woman who cannot get or maintain a pregnancy is from anal sex... because sperm is foreign tissue and her body then rejects it even in the vagina.

This is FACT.

And of course you men insert all sorts of your diseases this way into your partners and it makes no difference if the partner is male or female. When you put penis in mouth or recturm.. this is not an act of love.. its an act giving partner disease.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Nothing better that loading a vagina with sperm. Nothing.
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It was written by many people. Not some old man. I know that bible is Gods Word. You know how I know? Holy Spirit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


So, prove it.

I'm scientific.

Let me look up its creators online.

That's right, you can't. No one to be found. Not much to go on there.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE

WITH GOD IN THEM

THEREFORE

GOD WROTE THE BIBLE

WHEN YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

HE IS IN YOU

THAT IS WHY YOU TAKE HIS FLESH AND HIS BLOOD

AS THE SACRAMENT

AND SINCE JESUS CHRIST IS IN YOU

YOU ARE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST

NOW

ACT LIKE IT

GO FORTH AND DO HIS WORKS

CLEAN THIS MESS UP
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


This lady knows her stuff and its exactly why one does NOT DO ORAL AND anal sex. Sperm belongs ONLY in a vagina of a body.

This is really really good. How many of you suffer ill health as sperm is foreign tissue.. does not belong in mouth or rectrum... sets up a potential death response even without AIDs and other infections. The vagina is designed differently and can accept sperm..

The leading reason for woman who cannot get or maintain a pregnancy is from anal sex... because sperm is foreign tissue and her body then rejects it even in the vagina.

This is FACT.

And of course you men insert all sorts of your diseases this way into your partners and it makes no difference if the partner is male or female. When you put penis in mouth or recturm.. this is not an act of love.. its an act giving partner disease.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Truth

Hard for some to accept but still is truth.
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She funny, and ignorant
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SHE JUST TOLD YOU

THE TRUTH

ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT

OF COURSE

IN HER OWN WORDS
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Quran 5:60

ABUL ALA MAUDUDI(WITH TAFSIR)
(5:60) Then say to them: 'Shall I tell you about those whose retribution with Allah is even worse? They are the ones whom Allah has cursed, and who incurred His wrath and some of whom were changed into apes and swine, and who served the false deities. Such have an even worse rank and have strayed farther away from the right path.

[link to quran.com (secure)]
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FUCK the koran.stfu
I dont believe in anything, I just came for the violence. ........................................talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish- Captain Tripps.....some ppl think fat dont mean greasy...so they gotta learn the hard way- Captain Tripps
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She funny, and ignorant
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She makes me think of a father telling his children about the evils of pedophilia as his pants are down and he's masturbating.

.
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Guess I'll have bacon for lunch....
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yep, me too. ;p
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


This lady knows her stuff and its exactly why one does NOT DO ORAL AND anal sex. Sperm belongs ONLY in a vagina of a body.

This is really really good. How many of you suffer ill health as sperm is foreign tissue.. does not belong in mouth or rectrum... sets up a potential death response even without AIDs and other infections. The vagina is designed differently and can accept sperm..

The leading reason for woman who cannot get or maintain a pregnancy is from anal sex... because sperm is foreign tissue and her body then rejects it even in the vagina.

This is FACT.

And of course you men insert all sorts of your diseases this way into your partners and it makes no difference if the partner is male or female. When you put penis in mouth or recturm.. this is not an act of love.. its an act giving partner disease.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Truth

Hard for some to accept but still is truth.
 Quoting: Nonentity


A TRUTH HAS INFINITE RESULTS

WHICH ALWAYS ENDS IN FAILURE AND DEATH

HOWEVER

THE TRUTH

IS ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT AND FINITE

ONLY ONE PERSON IN ALL OF HISTORY HAS EVER CLAIMED TO BE

THE TRUTH

THE WAY AND THE LIFE

ALL ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT

RESULTS

ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

AND ENTER INTO THE REALM OF ABSOLUTE AND PERFECT AND FINITE RESULTS
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It is called FAITH. that is the name of the game and I dont have to prove you nothing. You grow your faith as you go through your daily life cycle doing things Jesus preached. It has nothing to do with proving you anything. So quit this garbage nobody ever will prove you anything, mkay?
There is nothing prohibiting Christian faith to eat pork. Fasting and prayer is. You can twist this anyway you want but you can't change this fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77706907
faith, is belief with NO EVIDENCE. How is that the logical position to take?
I dont believe in anything, I just came for the violence. ........................................talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish- Captain Tripps.....some ppl think fat dont mean greasy...so they gotta learn the hard way- Captain Tripps
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She might be onto something here....
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She most definitely IS..

Women absorb sperm dna In mucous membranes during oral, and theyburrow in to the brain!
Thread: Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with

Might as well eat 10 mutherfucking peeegs!
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Didn’t you read the scripture where Jesus said all foods are clean? Are you going to say that scripture is wrong?

Christians are not under the mosaic law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

Jesus never ate swine. Why should I? If I want to be saved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Because he said in the Bible in the scriptures I have shown that it is allowed for Christians. There re no more unclean meats. He said it. I didn’t.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

So now we can eat shit or rats? Because Gods allowed us?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


He said all food is clean for Christians. I gave the scriptures.
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Show me proof in bible? Only story with pigs and Jesus was demons possessing swine. I used to like bacon and swine before I started caring about my health. Because your body is a temple of God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It is called FAITH. that is the name of the game and I dont have to prove you nothing. You grow your faith as you go through your daily life cycle doing things Jesus preached. It has nothing to do with proving you anything. So quit this garbage nobody ever will prove you anything, mkay?
There is nothing prohibiting Christian faith to eat pork. Fasting and prayer is. You can twist this anyway you want but you can't change this fact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77706907
faith, is belief with NO EVIDENCE. How is that the logical position to take?
 Quoting: Captain Tripps


The EVIDENCE is at personal (heart) level and canot be quantified into psysical terms but it can be expressed through ones actions.
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Jesus never ate swine. Why should I? If I want to be saved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


Because he said in the Bible in the scriptures I have shown that it is allowed for Christians. There re no more unclean meats. He said it. I didn’t.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449

So now we can eat shit or rats? Because Gods allowed us?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


He said all food is clean for Christians. I gave the scriptures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76984449


So you eat junk food and you think you are doing good for your body? God gave you brains to think and analyze.
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Bible, that you believe is gospel.

Some old man wrote it.

Prove it was god or jesus who wrote it. No one can lol, they never saw him do it.

So, how do you know it was god or jesus? Could be a false god?
 Quoting: Diabolical.


It was written by many people. Not some old man. I know that bible is Gods Word. You know how I know? Holy Spirit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


So, prove it.

I'm scientific.

Let me look up its creators online.

That's right, you can't. No one to be found. Not much to go on there.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE

WITH GOD IN THEM

THEREFORE

GOD WROTE THE BIBLE

WHEN YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

HE IS IN YOU

THAT IS WHY YOU TAKE HIS FLESH AND HIS BLOOD

AS THE SACRAMENT

AND SINCE JESUS CHRIST IS IN YOU

YOU ARE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST

NOW

ACT LIKE IT

GO FORTH AND DO HIS WORKS

CLEAN THIS MESS UP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335620



prove to me, that god is within them, then I may accept jesus? You can't. Your just going by some scripture that you read. Anyone can read. So many dang books in a library and they don't read or treat books like , the bible like this.

i really dont understand. sat in libraries all day.

old testament, new testament, why did they feel the need to change it? If it was "gods will"? You wouldn't need to change it.
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I think it would be fun to do beers with Granny.
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Granny’s hardcore.
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It was written by many people. Not some old man. I know that bible is Gods Word. You know how I know? Holy Spirit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335256


So, prove it.

I'm scientific.

Let me look up its creators online.

That's right, you can't. No one to be found. Not much to go on there.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY PEOPLE

WITH GOD IN THEM

THEREFORE

GOD WROTE THE BIBLE

WHEN YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST

HE IS IN YOU

THAT IS WHY YOU TAKE HIS FLESH AND HIS BLOOD

AS THE SACRAMENT

AND SINCE JESUS CHRIST IS IN YOU

YOU ARE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST

NOW

ACT LIKE IT

GO FORTH AND DO HIS WORKS

CLEAN THIS MESS UP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78335620



prove to me, that god is within them, then I may accept jesus? You can't. Your just going by some scripture that you read. Anyone can read. So many dang books in a library and they don't read or treat books like , the bible like this.

i really dont understand. sat in libraries all day.

old testament, new testament, why did they feel the need to change it? If it was "gods will"? You wouldn't need to change it.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


There is ego/satan worship, and there is a Gods will. Two different things. Most people on this planet worship their ego.
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Grandma cooked the whole damn thing. Tongue,guts feet.
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faith, is belief with NO EVIDENCE. How is that the logical position to take?
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I had moments, but I believe to be spiritual. not god.
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Just started some bacon! Thanks op!
"And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren. Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified."





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