FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)

nope.
It's time to bring the tomatoes in.

nope.
It's time to bring the tomatoes in.

I could send you the 5,000 emails I got today from work, school and community cancelling events and even scheduling my proctored law school finals for online supervision instead of at proctored testing facilities.

Shit is happening fast.

And btw, if you missed Tulsi's announcement that she's pushing for a $1,000 payment to each citizen so they can buy two weeks worth of food and stay the hell home, that's what she said. It just got that real.

Doubling rate is under 2.5 days.



There are 1663 confirmed cases right now.

Expect 3000 by Sunday a.m.

-Rothschilds bow to Fandango Rangers
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control USA with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Fandangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Fandango babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Fandangbots inside you right now
-The Fandango Rangers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Fandango Rangers bunker in Wilkes land?
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Rangers. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Fandango
-The Rangers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

:fandango:

AND WHAT I MEANT WAS 'NO GAMES AT ALL' IN 48 HRS IT WENT FROM ALL IS WELL TO HALF N HALF TO ITZ 'FUCT'!...PROB. LESS THAN 48HRS!..36 ISH!

Yeah but what about the illegals.
$1000 for two weeks of food is a bit excessive

got a link my wife is waiting on that call?

wat a fking stupid useless fking thread ! who the fk pinned this trash

Randy macho man savage never died he's a deep undercover fandango ranger they faked his death Just like Elvis ..

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:

Doubling rate is under 2.5 days.



There are 1663 confirmed cases right now.

Expect 3000 by Sunday a.m.

:stpwar:

WoW! That's Brilliant!!!!!

Oh cripes lisbins everywhere!

If I stare at this gif long enough maybe I'll get lucky and go into an epileptic seizure and get knocked into a coma and skip the next two years.

Wake up in the hospital like Rick Grimes.