FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)

I could send you the 5,000 emails I got today from work, school and community cancelling events and even scheduling my proctored law school finals for online supervision instead of at proctored testing facilities.

Shit is happening fast.

And btw, if you missed Tulsi's announcement that she's pushing for a $1,000 payment to each citizen so they can buy two weeks worth of food and stay the hell home, that's what she said. It just got that real.

Yeah who t.f. are the fandango rangers.

I need some movie tickets, do they have a website?

Spoke with him not even 15 minutes ago, his unit is Hazmat qualified so they would get first response here in Georgia.

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:

Q33...NOW, DONT B 2 SURE...THIS THREAD IS PINE AGED...ALSO,
..UH,..YESTERDAY THERE WERE MARCH MADNESS GAMES WITH NO ONE IN THE STANDS..THE DAY B 4 IT WAS EVERYONE...THE DAY AFTUH..NO ONE! SO...ITZ MOVIN PRETTY FUCKIN FAST-UH!

"a Pentagon Insider" is about as close as I can give you.

These are deep background sources. But just watch the news in the next day or two.

I'm just the conduit between Fandango Rangers and GLP. When I know, you know.

:backside3:

I tried to volunteer.
Didnt measure up

The mighty men of valor strike again!!!

NOPE !!!

Keep you lower 48 infected asses south. We're all out of room up here!

I love ya like a brother, but stay home.

pls give at least an imaginary source so I can have the confidence to tell everyone I know.

I'm Fandango retired, lost an eye in the Y2K call up. I think that was the last 5 siren alert. We won that time.

This time, well I hope the kids are up to the task.

I'm Fandango retired, lost an eye in the Y2K call up. I think that was the last 5 siren alert. We won that time.

This time, well I hope the kids are up to the task.

You would run out of food in 2 hours if you gave everyone $1,000 in food stamps.

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:

Can't find Purell alcohol wipes in any store within a 25 mile radius of my home. Still sold out after two weeks.

Yeah, me too, selection worse than the sas and I past that

I'm in constant touch with my Nephew in the National Guard he is a Master Sergeant. I showed him this he said smells like bullshit. He will give us Heads up when he hears something.