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Shopping Cart Theory: the ultimate test of whether someone is a dick or a decent person | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77963312 United States05/17/2020 07:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. They hire people to go retrieve the carts as a courtesy to the customers, so that the customers do not have to return the cart. You are trying to make a moral argument out of that? OP, should we also mop the floor on our way out? I mean , it might be morally irresponsible of us to leave dirt on the floor and make the grocery store hire someone to clean it up. Unless I'm reading this incorrectly yes talking about putting your cart into the cart corral and not leaving it in the parking lot where it may roll off into the side of someone's car. People who leave their carts laying about are assholes. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78066189 United States05/17/2020 07:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. And those are the SAME LAZY USELESS FUCKERS that have Handicap Stickers to park close to the store like it's FUCKING VIP PARKING and have NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM other than being FAT AND LAZY and STUPID and they STILL WONT push the cart back to the store or cart corral.  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 12854138 United States05/17/2020 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. are you my brother from petaluma ca? because this is exactly what has said many times before |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1373936 United States05/17/2020 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77999315 United States05/17/2020 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a former bagger from almost 20 years ago, I'll say you're a fucking dick if you can't walk that cart to the collection bin. Someone still has to push it into the building, but they shouldn't have to wander the lot because you're too lazy. When I worked retail, I LOVED going out for carts. Fresh air, exercise, no dumbass coworkers or customers bitching and moaning in my ear. Christmas was the best, I could just stay out there for half of my shift. |
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(OP) Metal-American  User ID: 73836248 United States05/17/2020 07:33 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. They hire people to go retrieve the carts as a courtesy to the customers, so that the customers do not have to return the cart. You are trying to make a moral argument out of that? OP, should we also mop the floor on our way out? I mean , it might be morally irresponsible of us to leave dirt on the floor and make the grocery store hire someone to clean it up. You like to believe that because you're a lazy fuck. You know why you have to stand in line when 10 cash register lines are unmanned? Corporate DOESN'T hire enough people to police up after lazy ass shoppers. And you know that one poor gal that is ringing you up when you finally get to the front of the line? At the end of the night, SHE is the person going out in the parking lot to corral the cart that you were too fucking lazy to return. You're an asshole, and the reason that this thread exists. Doesn't returning carts mean putting them in the cart corrals so they aren't littered in the parking lot? I'm pretty sure that's what they are getting at. Not taking the cart back into store.  Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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(OP) Metal-American User ID: 73836248 United States05/17/2020 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. are you my brother from petaluma ca? because this is exactly what has said many times before Sounds like your brother is a wise man. Sorry, but no. I'm from Colorado. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
| Hobgoblin238
User ID: 78809841  Mexico05/17/2020 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. OK KAREN |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77679194 United States05/17/2020 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I concider not returning my cart as giving back to the community. Please do not return your shopping carts because it creates a job. One less person on unemployment. I assume that from my deed alone has created hundreds of new jobs. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71318064 United States05/17/2020 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is an absolute honor to police up after your lazy ass, your fucking highness. ...all well and good until the massive layoffs that take place for your inconsiderate act of doing for free what someone else gets paid to do. If everyone repaired their own cars and cooked their own food, mechanics and restaurants would have no market. Capitalism is fueled by laziness and ignorance. |
| Lumberghini
User ID: 73568822 United States05/17/2020 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. lmfao can't argue with any of that! TRUMP 2020 Willam Barr 2024 |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78924136 United States05/17/2020 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. You live in Spokane right? Or Sandpoint? Quit getting so high and mighty about returning shopping carts as if it is some moral parable that shows how virtuous and caring you are. I was just at the store today and returned the cart as I always do to the stalls in the parking lot. The week before that I curb checked it onto the nearest island in the parking lot because I felt like I was having a heart attack and needed to leave. Sometimes there is a reason, but according to you not returning a cart is equivalent to being a savage. Jesus fuckin’ Christ, get a grip man. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78924136 United States05/17/2020 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. lmfao can't argue with any of that! Dumbest conceptual thought I’ve ever read. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78923026 United States05/17/2020 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is an absolute honor to police up after your lazy ass, your fucking highness. ...all well and good until the massive layoffs that take place for your inconsiderate act of doing for free what someone else gets paid to do. If everyone repaired their own cars and cooked their own food, mechanics and restaurants would have no market. Capitalism is fueled by laziness and ignorance. Derp, derp........DERP!!??!??!!!??? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26810388 United States05/17/2020 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is very one dimensional in his thinking thus showing a great lack of wisdom. You have a long way to go. Dad molests his daughter for 12 years but returned every cart, hell of a man. How can you be so ignorant? |
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| Don't fear the truthbeare User ID: 78102101 Canada05/17/2020 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. Leo's will fail this test. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78693730 United States05/17/2020 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. Quoting: Where Eagles Dare To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. I always return the cart.. I will not, however, wear a face diaper to make you feel better.. |
