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User ID: 81062353 United States 11/24/2021 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So this happened maybe a year after the Matrix came out. I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk . Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting . Well several minutes later , she walks past a second time in exactly the same way. I replied as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix" She looked at me quizzically as she processed what I said , then laughed her Fine ass off Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dinner and dancing, the date lasted two days . A sweet memory . She was on vacation from France , I don't talk to her often anymore . Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 11/24/2021 10:32 AM “I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.” |
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(OP) User ID: 76243534 Australia 11/24/2021 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | not sure if this qualifies. Quoting: Sisyphusrock So this happened maybe a year after the Mateix came out. I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk . Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting . Well several movements she walks past a second time in exactly the same way, I asked here as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix" Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dancing, the date lasted two days . *Glitches May Occur. Consume(D) At Own Risk |
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User ID: 81062353 United States 11/24/2021 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ( typos corrected ) not sure if this qualifies. So this happened maybe a year after the Matrix came out. I was playing chess outside of a coffee shop, when an absolute head-turner specimen of a female sashayed past us on the sidewalk . Damn near blundered a piece she was so distracting . Well several minutes later , she walks past a second time , in exactly the same way. I replied as she past" this is a pleasant glitch in the matrix" She looked at me quizzically as she processed what I said , then laughed her Fine ass off Ended up striking up a convo , scored her some pot , took her to a concert, dinner and dancing, the date lasted two days . A sweet memory . She was on vacation from France , I don't talk to her often anymore . Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 11/24/2021 10:34 AM “I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.” |
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User ID: 81062353 United States 11/24/2021 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok since you liked the other one this one is funnier( forgot about it until now ' was a long time ago, in a life far away) So this was in my university days . After having a pseudo intellectual philosophical convo with my friend I had been deep in thought as we hit the bars . I was walking with my wolf pack considering what we had been discussing, oblivious to the world , walking on autopilot . All of a sudden I was pulled from my reveries, having s feeling someone had just kissed me . All of my friends were staring at me like I was an alien lifeform . I stopped and asked " did a woman just stop me and kiss me ? " My friends were laughing at me like I was the biggest idiot on the planet ( difficult to counter that argument at that moment ) They said , dude one of the finest chicks out here just grabbed your arm , stopped you and kissed you on the cheek ( Inshit you not this happened ... I am the same way when playing chess or music sometimes , the world disappears ) I was standing there looking around , like some obese man trapped in the wilderness wondering where the next snack would materialize. She apparently looked at me in disgust , and offended , stormed off. She found me later that night , and pulled the same move , this time I noticed . Last Edited by Sisyphusrock on 11/24/2021 10:49 AM “I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.” |
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(OP) User ID: 76243534 Australia 11/24/2021 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok since you liked the other one this one is funnier( forgot about it until now ' was a long time ago, in a life far away) Quoting: Sisyphusrock So this was in my university days . After having a pseudo intellectual philosophical convo with my friend I had been deep in thought as we hit the bars . I was walking with my wolf pack considering what we had been discussing, oblivious to the world , walking on autopilot . All of a sudden I was pulled from my reveries, having s feeling someone had just kissed me . All of my friends were staring at me like I was an alien lifeform . I stopped and asked " did a woman just stop me and kiss me ? " My friends were laughing at me like I was the biggest idiot on the planet ( difficult to counter that argument at that moment ) They said , dude one of the finest chicks out here just grabbed your arm , stopped you and kissed you on the cheek ( Inshit you not this happened ... I am the same way when playing chess or music sometimes , the world disappears ) I was standing there looking around , like some obese man trapped in the wilderness wondering where the next snack would materialize. She apparently looked at me in disgust , and offended , stormed off. She found me later that night , and pulled the same move , this time I noticed . Know I've missed signals before... but man... that takes the cake. To give ya a chuckle, tell ya a funny one. Was working in the bar, a lady was attempting to chat with me on and off...but we were fucking swamped. Eventually she got fed up, and while doing a quick glassy run she stopped me. "My boyfriend cheated on me...I'm just...really want to sleep with someone" (I'm putting this pg) Me, oblivious: Well, I'm sure you'll find someone here! Wasn't until I saw her jaw drop as I walked off that things clicked Last Edited by Sol-tari on 11/24/2021 10:57 AM *Glitches May Occur. Consume(D) At Own Risk |
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