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WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE

 
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NIH starting setting up the "safe and effective ebola vaccine" narrative back in 2014.

Ebola vaccine research moving fast


September 8, 2014

"The NIH on Sunday published some of the key animal research behind those injections. One reason the vaccine was deemed promising was that a single dose protected all four vaccinated monkeys when they were exposed to high levels of Ebola virus just five weeks later, researchers reported in the journal Nature Medicine."

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Finally.
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rofl 1rof1
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Yeah, that was the funniest post in the thread. I'm still laughing when I read it rofl
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Mr. Rabbit from UTOPIA
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It's real. What could go wrong?

People are supposed to "call the police" if they see a fucking monkey in Pennsylvania in the dead of winter.

epiclol
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Ahahahahaha!


Aihh epic


Thank you for that laugh
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Thread: Bunnies with ebola ?


Mr. Rabbit from UTOPIA
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When was the Ebola scare in the US?

2014...
Obama.

Since March 10, 2014, Ebola...
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62 days from the day of the monkey crash is
Thursday March 24, 2022
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These fellas could have ebola, SARS-CoV-2, HIV, smallpox, or God knows what if they are Merck's monkeys.

Merck's Ebola vax and a Covid-19 vax using VSV:

Anti-HIV therapy

VSIV was modified to attack HIV-infected T-cells. The modified virus was called a "trojan horse" virus [1]

In 2020, a possible vaccine against COVID-19, the disease caused by SARS-CoV-2, was developed based on modified VSV. The modification involved replacing the VSV's surface protein genes with those for SARS-CoV-2's spike proteins.[21][22]

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Small pox.

Remember this was only a short time ago. Vials found in PA lab.

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tune in tomorrow as we count the stars on the flag to see how many states are left.
JAZZZ50

2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out.

we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth.


if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "merge" without using the word, i'd b so green i'd b King of Mars.
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I heard four of them were caught at Clarksville train station right before the last train came in for the night.jay
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
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:28dayslater7: epiclol
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Dont worry

If they escaped the same lab i did

Pretty harmless


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What kind of monkeys? Which lab? What kind of experiments? damned
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It started off as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns... and then it wasn't on TV anymore. It was on the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood, or something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The army blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting, there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. You didn't hear anything more after that.
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zombies
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Some of them have Ebola.
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
So you'd better get ready
We may be comin' to your town
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91w1d since A/Z chimp adenovirus trial began on 23/4/20
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Are they angry monkeys?
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no, they are high from all the drugs FARCI gave em.
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2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out.

we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth.


if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "merge" without using the word, i'd b so green i'd b King of Mars.
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It said 3 monkeys had escaped, and the truck was on the way to the laboratory.
Were these monkeys being transported from another laboratory facility? Need more info.
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article said 'at least' 3 which means anywhere between 3 and 100.

Press loves to play with words.


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It starts with one. Then a couple. Then a few. A bunch would technically then be 4-100. 101+ would then be hundreds.

Media has to scrub it for how racist it's gonna get. Never mind the danger to the public. Motherfuckers feelings are at stake. As if a reason to loot and riot was actually needed anymore. The press release alone is now carte blanche to assemble the free shit army and go to town. Christmas came late, but it still came. Just watch the disaster unfold. This is gonna be fucked up.

Pray for them folks, all of us really. It's the perfect cover to release the new strain of whatever... My how it spreads...
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They forgot to say the MONKEYS had Ebola.
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Note-


Do not hire incompetent drivers to transport classified/hazmat.



Mkay?
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too cold in pa tonight. they will die unless they end up on benevolent doorsteps.
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Who would take a strange monkey in?
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Who WOULDNT? You telling me if a clearly docile and domesticated monkey showed up on your doorstep in freezing weather- you wouldn’t help it? I might just take it in and never tell a soul (especially once I saw on GLP that the damn thing was a pharma rat)! That monkey would be my new tiktok star!
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damnedhesrighthiding
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Some of them have Ebola.
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So… the question is:
The Ebola vaccine was the FIRST successful mRNA vaccine (contrary to all the posts that the jab is the first one).
How scared are you of Ebola, and would you suddenly change your mind about mRNA vaccines? 🤣🤣🤣
Just a thought experiment. Not saying the monkeys have Ebola. I’m just curious how married the anti vax folks are to their position.
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Some of them have Ebola.
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So… the question is:
The Ebola vaccine was the FIRST successful mRNA vaccine (contrary to all the posts that the jab is the first one).
How scared are you of Ebola, and would you suddenly change your mind about mRNA vaccines? 🤣🤣🤣
Just a thought experiment. Not saying the monkeys have Ebola. I’m just curious how married the anti vax folks are to their position.
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If there was a sudden ebola outbreak, it would be planned along with the "solution" so hell no would I ever trust an mRNA ebola vax. Problem-reaction-solution.
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they will freeze to death before they are caught
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ONLY IN AMERICA.

Is there literally a more dumber nationof people??

Just look at their President.





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