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WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE | |
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| Rev Woo-Woo
User ID: 78176490 United States01/21/2022 09:08 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What kind of monkeys? Which lab? What kind of experiments?  “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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| Grey Eagle
User ID: 80518570 United States01/21/2022 09:09 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | .. and this will be their new EXCUSE for a new virus found in PA and spreading fast throughout the US.. Wuhan comes to Pennsylvania.. :fireplace: "Remember when we used to treat colds and flu with chicken soup, saltwater gargles and warm tea instead of Communism?" |
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| Grey Eagle
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| Grove Street (Redux 3.0)
User ID: 80882194 United States01/21/2022 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | probably on the way to Fauci's lab to have their butts shaved and their faces eaten off with blowflies so that Fauci can work on his important science that he does Biden might come over and lick those shaved monkey butts clean too.. he's been branching out from the dog rump rim jobs  <----sounds delicious!Last Edited by Grove Street (Redux 3.0) on 01/21/2022 09:11 PM And this is why we can't have nice things. |
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| Abrasive
User ID: 75369802 United States01/21/2022 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How many monkeys?? Please don't be 12. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69407026  Estonia01/21/2022 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's real. What could go wrong? Quoting: last one People are supposed to "call the police" if they see a fucking monkey in Pennsylvania in the dead of winter.  first thought: small pox released second thought, after reading your "in the dead of winter": may be monkeys will freeze to death? Never seen the footage of the Japanese macaques taking steam baths in geisers of Mount Fuji in 3 meters of snow and ice, have you? Do you have any idea how fucking cold it can get in the cloud/rainforest at night during a thunderstorm? These little fuckers have hair from head to toes. Jesus, people are fuckin' imbeciles. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 80013689 United States01/21/2022 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle. The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item. The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said. Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662. It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash. |
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| Paranoiaaaaa
Butters User ID: 80982588 United States01/21/2022 09:12 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It started off as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns... and then it wasn't on TV anymore. It was on the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood, or something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The army blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting, there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. You didn't hear anything more after that. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon |
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| last one
(OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States01/21/2022 09:13 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can see it now. The first to die were those who had bananas, then those who possessed grapes, and finally, those who had hoarded raisins. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79518587 United States01/21/2022 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It started off as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns... and then it wasn't on TV anymore. It was on the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood, or something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The army blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting, there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. You didn't hear anything more after that. Quoting: Plato seven of 9 :bigdamned: |
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| Dogfood™
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| last one
(OP) I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States01/21/2022 09:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | link? Or log in, Fauci. If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Texas Best Anti-Faucist
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| jackfoos
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78199287 United States01/21/2022 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This reminds me of "Summer of the Monkeys". [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] The funniest book I remember from childhood. Read it to your kids. |
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| Tex the Neanderthal
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