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WTF??? A TRUCK LOAD OF LABORATORY MONKEYS CRASHES IN PENNSYLVANIA AND THEY'RE LOOSE

 
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It's way to cold for any of them to survive but if people are dumb like me and sont read glp then if people see them they will want to keep them as pets or at least play with them. It's really to damn cold out here anyway for anything to survive outside.
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They might be macaques.
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Incoming....

Monkey Pox/Hemorrhagic Fever...

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It's way to cold for any of them to survive but if people are dumb like me and sont read glp then if people see them they will want to keep them as pets or at least play with them. It's really to damn cold out here anyway for anything to survive outside.
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They might be macaques.
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Those monkeys still need the heated pools to survive long term. Or they would probably freeze to death.
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Yeah that was last year wasn’t it? I heard they took over the White House.
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A terrible accident the truck driver must be devistated... These monkeys were infected with God's knows what, imagine if those monkeys were in a proper steal box they wouldn't have escaped possibly creating a new pandemic...what an unbelievable chain of events... Bats in Wuhan now monkeys in Pennsylvania..
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Wonder what new virus being cooked up will get blamed on the monkeys?
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Ebola. They are already testing it in Texas on Monkeys. Fuck. Also, it's been gain-of-functioned by Fauc-fuck to he AIRBORNE. Good luck world.
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A truck load of 100 monkeys loose.

You can't make this shit up.
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Were these lab monkeys?
 Quoting: Catnip


Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab
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There was a place in the Florida Keys back in the 70's called Monkey Island. Where they would set lab monkeys free. And they thrived. People would kayak out there recently and hear the monkeys making noise.

That hurricane a few years back blew some of those monkeys onto US1. No telling what kind of DNA was introduced to the mainland.
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I know somebody that went on a grocery run to those islands. They use modified cigarette type boats. They automatically unload the monkey chow and fresh water into the feeding system.
I think they said the monkeys sold for 10K a piece.
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8° @ 8am here in SE PA.

Escapees will be monkey popsicles.

However it was a monkey superspreader in the movie Outbreak.



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Out of curiosity, what is your weather climate right now in the United States?
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I'm in MI and it's 18 degrees F.
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It's way to cold for any of them to survive but if people are dumb like me and sont read glp then if people see them they will want to keep them as pets or at least play with them. It's really to damn cold out here anyway for anything to survive outside.
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They might be macaques.
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Those monkeys still need the heated pools to survive long term. Or they would probably freeze to death.
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Where did the truck crash? Are there homes, businesses in the area?

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If I found one I’d help him in his escape.



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8° @ 8am here in SE PA.

Escapees will be monkey popsicles.

However it was a monkey superspreader in the movie Outbreak.



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Anyone handling a dead monkey could get infected?
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Aside from most of these events are staged theatrics and narratives from deep state, but for the ones that aren’t, there are so many dumb asses working among the population. Makes you think good and hard about who tf you have to interact with in society.
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A terrible accident the truck driver must be devistated... These monkeys were infected with God's knows what, imagine if those monkeys were in a proper steal box they wouldn't have escaped possibly creating a new pandemic...what an unbelievable chain of events... Bats in Wuhan now monkeys in Pennsylvania..
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Can you imagine how many monkey sightings are going to be reported today?
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Here comes the smallpox pandemic.

With a preproduced mRNA vax ready to be distributed.

damned
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Behold, the real PANDEMIC is unleashed.

Expect an Ebola-like virus to be announced in the coming weeks. They'll say the lab monkeys were the carriers of this Ebola-like virus.
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Bill Hates kept saying something far worse was coming.

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Here comes the smallpox pandemic.

With a preproduced mRNA vax ready to be distributed.

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75792689


Behold, the real PANDEMIC is unleashed.

Expect an Ebola-like virus to be announced in the coming weeks. They'll say the lab monkeys were the carriers of this Ebola-like virus.
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Bill Hates kept saying something far worse was coming.

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Here comes the smallpox pandemic.

With a preproduced mRNA vax ready to be distributed.

damned
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Behold, the real PANDEMIC is unleashed.

Expect an Ebola-like virus to be announced in the coming weeks. They'll say the lab monkeys were the carriers of this Ebola-like virus.
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Bill Hates kept saying something far worse was coming.

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The packaging stickers look like chinese or japanese on the monkey boxes?
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This reminds me that we have all been lab rats or monkeys for FDA, Big Pharma and the AMA.

Ever since birth, most of us have been vaccinated with poisonous shit.

All of Mother Earth creatures have been abused in a lab - look at Faucci dog experiments.

And you know they have been making hybrids in their evil lab experiments.

It feels like Atlantis all over again…

But if we are aware of it, then God surely knows too and he will take care of it…

Those who participated in the evil will get what’s coming to them…

That I am sure of…

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Were these lab monkeys?
 Quoting: Catnip


Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab
 Quoting: AKAllie


There was a place in the Florida Keys back in the 70's called Monkey Island. Where they would set lab monkeys free. And they thrived. People would kayak out there recently and hear the monkeys making noise.

That hurricane a few years back blew some of those monkeys onto US1. No telling what kind of DNA was introduced to the mainland.
 Quoting: Agent 99


I know somebody that went on a grocery run to those islands. They use modified cigarette type boats. They automatically unload the monkey chow and fresh water into the feeding system.
I think they said the monkeys sold for 10K a piece.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


wow. Someone was regulating the island? That's interesting. So it was a long term experiment.

I was wondering because there's no fresh water out there.

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It's disgusting what the NIH is doing, breeding these beautiful animals to conduct horrific experiments on.
They live a tortured life..a brutal existence. :(
This should not be, at all.. Other countries banned animal testing years ago, the data in not even productive..
It's sick and barbaric..
And paid for with Federal grants from taxes and debt.

They torture for profit...

Did you see those tiny crates they were transported in? In a trailer not heated for probably a 24 hour terrifying ride?

And it is very odd there wasn't a statement made, just details of the accident, some escaped and a photo taken of one probably just before the troopers shot it.

I hope the monkeys enjoyed their freedom, even just for one night, saw the stars and the sun rise.. the trees...the fresh air..

And pray they weren't infected with who knows what and this was indeed just an accident.. not purposeful harm of some psycho path intention..
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They're free now
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8° @ 8am here in SE PA.

Escapees will be monkey popsicles.

However it was a monkey superspreader in the movie Outbreak.



 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


I doubt it, monkeys are smarter than half of the people nowadays. They won't just sit still and freeze like a nodded out junkie.
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I hope someone there is smart enough to cull those little fuckers before they can spread what they have been weaponized with.
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Yup.. Being transported from Florida lab facility to Pennsylvania lab
 Quoting: AKAllie


There was a place in the Florida Keys back in the 70's called Monkey Island. Where they would set lab monkeys free. And they thrived. People would kayak out there recently and hear the monkeys making noise.

That hurricane a few years back blew some of those monkeys onto US1. No telling what kind of DNA was introduced to the mainland.
 Quoting: Agent 99


I know somebody that went on a grocery run to those islands. They use modified cigarette type boats. They automatically unload the monkey chow and fresh water into the feeding system.
I think they said the monkeys sold for 10K a piece.
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


wow. Someone was regulating the island? That's interesting. So it was a long term experiment.

I was wondering because there's no fresh water out there.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Basically it is a biologically pure monkey farm. On offshore mangrove islands.
10K per monkey was in late 80’s-early 90’s dollars.
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They'll be an invasive species......PA will open a hunting season for monkeys......lol....
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8° @ 8am here in SE PA.

Escapees will be monkey popsicles.

However it was a monkey superspreader in the movie Outbreak.



 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


In a few years there will be baby sasquatch skeletons being discovered in PA......
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I'm 15 minutes from Danville right now... it's 10°f and it's been this cold for days... those fuckers froze or were ate overnight....

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