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Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?

 
TerraFirma's Esoterrorist

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05/28/2023 11:23 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Yes, Tesla people are dunb.

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05/28/2023 11:25 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
There are about 25 car fires / 200,000 Teslas so the odds of yours burning is very low. However if it happens while you are inside or it’s parked in your garage does not help that it rarely happens.
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05/28/2023 11:28 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
My prediction: when self driving cars are perfected, car ownership will disappear and there will be subscription based services. The car can pick you up and deliver you to your destination
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
hybrids are the best of both worlds.
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Yep and the plug-in hybrids being the best of the best of both worlds.
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05/28/2023 11:30 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
When the battery blows I hope you aren't in it.
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It won’t blow retard, higher chance your Toyota gas pedal sticks and you crash into a wall
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bsflag
people who drive teslas are douche nuggets.Look it up.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Yeah but how is the back seat? You know when you pick up your tw1nk tricks?
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roflmao

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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
hybrids are the best of both worlds.
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Yep and the plug-in hybrids being the best of the best of both worlds.
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Powered by Chinese unicorn farts.
Great survival vehicle.
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05/28/2023 11:32 AM
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OP^^^
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
hybrids are the best of both worlds.
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Yep and the plug-in hybrids being the best of the best of both worlds.
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Powered by Chinese unicorn farts.
Great survival vehicle.
 Quoting: BrainGuy:Violated Posting Rule


Nope sock puppet.

Powered by my solar panel array for local trips and gasoline for longer trips.
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05/28/2023 11:38 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
These retards wet dreams driving around during society collapse lmao
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If you think there is zero or little maintenance on a Tesla you a sadly mistaken. There are plenty of situations that will come up. ;)


Just wait.
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05/28/2023 11:40 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
What's the worst part of driving a Tesla?


Telling dad you're gay.
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05/28/2023 11:40 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Report back after:

100k miles

Or

After a fender Bender. You'll be waiting a few months for replacement parts.

As a mechanic, one of the first things I consider when buying a car is the availability of parts. Another thing to consider is how long a particular company has been making their product. Don't ever buy the first generation of anything.

Opie is a sucker who really took the Tesla salesman bait.
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I by cars used and pick popular models so I can find the parts in the boneyard currently have a Tahoe and an Accord.
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2nd Gen Dodge ram is everywhere too.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Biden’s new emissions laws are impossible to make in a combustible engine.

They will be illegal to drive soon.
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You'll have to pry the Turbo diesel from my cold dead hands.
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05/28/2023 11:44 AM
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Biden’s new emissions laws are impossible to make in a combustible engine.

They will be illegal to drive soon.
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The best part of being an outlaw is freedom, and not giving a shit about their fake laws. There is no law in America after Nov 3rd 2020.
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05/28/2023 11:48 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Look at the box frame in the rear.

Built with rivets and glue.

Fucking Big Wheel is built better.
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Biden’s new emissions laws are impossible to make in a combustible engine.

They will be illegal to drive soon.
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The best part of being an outlaw is freedom, and not giving a shit about their fake laws. There is no law in America after Nov 3rd 2020.
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05/28/2023 11:50 AM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
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that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
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wow...you have consumed a lethal amount of kool-aid.


i bet you drive nearly everyday, as opposed to someone like me where it's maybe 4 times a month.

between the 3 of my pre 2000 vehicles i will not need to worry about transportation for the rest of my life.


checkpoints? lmfao
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05/28/2023 12:03 PM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
U bought a salvaged base 3?

Hahah holy fuck you’re broke!
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05/28/2023 12:19 PM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Your gonna be real surprised when you realise the actual truth about the batteries.
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Charging or discharging the battery module below 20F or above 95F PERMANENTLY damages the battery bit by bit.
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05/28/2023 12:19 PM

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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Yeah but how is the back seat? You know when you pick up your tw1nk tricks?
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roflmao

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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Report back after:

100k miles

Or

After a fender Bender. You'll be waiting a few months for replacement parts.

As a mechanic, one of the first things I consider when buying a car is the availability of parts. Another thing to consider is how long a particular company has been making their product. Don't ever buy the first generation of anything.

Opie is a sucker who really took the Tesla salesman bait.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13445286


You’re mad you won’t have a job replacing hundreds of parts haha. Tesla parts are readily available dumbass made in the US unlike Mexico and China

Plus there are no parts that need replacing besides a battery after 200k miles car has reached its end of life with 0 maintenance bill billy logic lmao
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
U bought a salvaged base 3?

Hahah holy fuck you’re broke!
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Nah just savy can buy 6 brand new in cash we know your financed auto loan is bankrupting you poor trash
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
Sounds like an ad.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488
every single part In that shit wagon is made from oil products. Everything. Even the electricity to charge it is from oil abd coal u downie retarded fuck. When u got to wait in line for 3 weeks to charge ur car for 20 minutes if they allow you too.
Btw there's 8 diff parts in that car that if they need replaced, costs more than u paid for entire car. Goodluck.
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05/28/2023 12:42 PM
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
How many police vehicles and military vehicles are electric?

Has your local police force converted their fleet to electric?


That’s all you need to know
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
cool story, bro.

no one will be turning off my 91 v6 camry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79006488
every single part In that shit wagon is made from oil products. Everything. Even the electricity to charge it is from oil abd coal u downie retarded fuck. When u got to wait in line for 3 weeks to charge ur car for 20 minutes if they allow you too.
Btw there's 8 diff parts in that car that if they need replaced, costs more than u paid for entire car. Goodluck.
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clappahesright
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
they can turn it off remotely
track u where u go
prolly listening too

no go

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that i paid $2300 for and has 100,000 miles on it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73382570


Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers
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He's referring to your tesla will have to be hooked to the internet to give it permission to go somewhere.
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Tesla fanboys aren’t too bright.
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+1
Not to mention remote CONTROL ACCESS.
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Sounds like an ad.
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Or a troll.
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Re: Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?
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