Just bought a Tesla are people dumb?

Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers

You’re mad you won’t have a job replacing hundreds of parts haha. Tesla parts are readily available dumbass made in the US unlike Mexico and China

Plus there are no parts that need replacing besides a battery after 200k miles car has reached its end of life with 0 maintenance bill billy logic lmao

Yeah bro nobody will except at checkpoints fucking idiot lmao. But don’t worry you won’t be able to drive your 91 Camry when there are no parts to maintain it or when oil is fucking $300/gal

But you can turn it into a spare bedroom

Maybe go to exxons big daddy gov convention and master bait in front of them.

Meanwhile you can charge your Tesla off grid decentralized from big daddy but yeah we know how you aggots love yelling muh freedom then love bending over anally to authority

Losers

$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you

$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you

$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you

They never made a slow Tesla. Base model will duke it out with 392 Chargers easily. We've had quite a few get traded in and they are fun to drive.

You’ll need to have the charging stations mapped out ahead of time on your trip to Florida, right? Would be kind of stressful to not have enough battery power to get to the next station. I hope they aren’t more than 200 miles apart.

You forgot to mention you are literally microwaving your brain while driving it. If I remember correctly sitting in the driver seat is the equivalent of sticking your head right next to a microwave while it’s running. Do you also sleep with your phone by your head? Because driving a Tesla is worse than that.

Good luck on your health

Yeah, not to mention the heat in Florida has caused some batteries to blow from what I've heard. I live here and it's hot as F already.

Yeah, not to mention the heat in Florida has caused some batteries to blow from what I've heard. I live here and it's hot as F already.

I LOVE my Model S! Best car I have ever owned! Will never drive another ICE car again!

It won’t blow retard, higher chance your Toyota gas pedal sticks and you crash into a wall

Report back after:

100k miles

Or

After a fender Bender. You'll be waiting a few months for replacement parts.

As a mechanic, one of the first things I consider when buying a car is the availability of parts. Another thing to consider is how long a particular company has been making their product. Don't ever buy the first generation of anything.

Opie is a sucker who really took the Tesla salesman bait.

Nope sock puppet.

Powered by my solar panel array for local trips and gasoline for longer trips.

Has lower RF radiation than regular modern ice cars lol

I'm not a sock puppet, you homosexual child molester.

$24K after tax incentives 2021 12K miles, had damage on the rear door that was fixed. Base model 3 is somehow faster than my cousins Aston Martin or fairly close

+ Literally doesn’t even compare to a car it’s the closest thing to a space ship.

+ Suspension is S class level

+ The features in the car are only found in $65K+ vehicles, and even then they are lacking.

+ The included auto pilot is all you need, it’s the best system I’ve seen by miles, adaptive cruise + steering, full auto pilot is useless.

+ Batteries literally last hundreds of thousands, the new versions will probably last 1M - 2M miles….

+ Handling is super car level probably even better because of the low weight it feels like a big go cart it’s fucking insane

+ Instant torque is bananas

+ I don’t have a charger at home, I super charge about twice a week 20M each time while I eat some tacos. Cost $8 each charge…. Which gets me about 200 miles…. Charging at home even more convenient

+ 0 scheduled maintenance…..

+ A/C Heat pump are super efficient minor range issues, blasting the A/C in a regular car lowers your range by 1-2mpg also.

+ Biggest CON if someone hits you in an accident even a minor replace your bumper one the insurance agencies will declare the car a total loss and pay out.

My options were $24K literally brand new Tesla vs a fucking Corolla Prius which would be pushing $30k+ loaded with taxes….

Literally retarded to buy a regular car nowadays, it’s the same dumbass arguments, they can shut off your car they’re able to shut off majority of modern cars, they passed a law for kill switches lmao.

These retards think they’ll be allowed to move freely from their 15M city because they have a Corolla gas pass lmao

The arguments are so asinine they borderline on fucking stupid.

It’s the only car in a long time that actually gives me joy getting in it and driving it, super comfortable, super relaxing on long trips where you basically monitor it on sketchy roads.

Driving down to Florida next week will probably feel like I did nothing compared to the pressure of flying down 95 with trucks all around you

Cars are extremely uncomfortable compared to other modes of transportation OP.

I for one never spend more then 2hrs tops in a car... it's unbearable after.

Maybe a RR or Maybach are somewhat ok but the price range is just crazy...

I take drivers from town to my estate. Uncomfortable... usually drunk or stoned so that's fine.

But if I see hundreds of cars going down the freeway... I just see retards OP.

No matter if they are in gas, battery or hydro... retards :D