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GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

 
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Ok, I have a question. How do you get a girl to stop coming around for sex when you have told her a thousand times to stop? Don't tell me to stop sleeping with her because she always finds a way...she's a seductive genius.
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bsflag

I thought you were strong willed, briefy poo.
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Brief is just yanking our chains with that shit..
 Quoting: Trench


No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
:SWT name:

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will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
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Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
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If I could I would darlin, I'm sure we all would.

Every animal in nature that can, does...
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Only because they can't make their paws into little fists.
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bsflag

I thought you were strong willed, briefy poo.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy
Brief is just yanking our chains with that shit..
 Quoting: Trench


No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Brief is just yanking our chains with that shit..
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No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom!

edit: ok I shouldn't laugh ...

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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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Don't need any sex advice...

Just thought I'd say HI
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Hai back at you, sweetie!
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No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom! laugh
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


And leave pictures laying around too eh?

She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom! laugh
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


And leave pictures laying around too eh?

She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


oh for fucks sake

pm me when you have a real problem lol

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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom!

edit: ok I shouldn't laugh ...
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy



No, have the laughs...I mean if your going to have a problem, this is the one to have I guess.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Don't need any sex advice...

Just thought I'd say HI
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Hai back at you, sweetie!
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Hello, hello!
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.?

If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent.
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom! laugh
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


And leave pictures laying around too eh?

She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably.

Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in.

Problem solved.

Next.
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Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom! laugh
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


And leave pictures laying around too eh?

She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably.

Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in.

Problem solved.

Next.
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She's a stripper.
She might join in.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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Yeah.

She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Start having sex with her mom! laugh
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


And leave pictures laying around too eh?

She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably.

Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in.

Problem solved.

Next.
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But what if....

That could open up a whole new can of worms. heheh
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She's a stripper.
She might join in.
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With her mother?

Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective.
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Start having sex with her mom! laugh
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And leave pictures laying around too eh?

She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably.

Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in.

Problem solved.

Next.
 Quoting: D's Pet



She's a stripper.
She might join in.
 Quoting: J-Rico


This last time she found her way back into my life I told her I was seeing someone...she was mad for about ten minutes and then said she was ok with it...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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She's a stripper.
She might join in.
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With her mother?

Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Yes.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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She's a stripper.
She might join in.
 Quoting: J-Rico


With her mother?

Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Yes.
 Quoting: J-Rico


Psycho, she cries at least once per conversation.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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I'm out of my league. I'm off to watch Barney or Yo Gabba Gabba and match socks.
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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She's a stripper.
She might join in.
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With her mother?

Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Yes.
 Quoting: J-Rico


Psycho, she cries at least once per conversation.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


That's pretty much what I thought.
Even family is not sacred for a lot of strippers.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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She's a stripper.
She might join in.
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This last time she found her way back into my life I told her I was seeing someone...she was mad for about ten minutes and then said she was ok with it...
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Tip to the female psyche: Fucking another woman is one thing. Fucking her mother is a whole different thing.
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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YES!

this
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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This will only make her want Brief more.
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With her mother?

Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective.
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Yes.
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Psycho, she cries at least once per conversation.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


That's pretty much what I thought.
Even family is not sacred for a lot of strippers.
 Quoting: J-Rico


Then this might be the time to embrace the commonly female concept of "frenemies." Brief, do you have a "friend" you can pawn her off on. This usually works well with obsessions- they are a lot easier to replace than eliminate.
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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This will only make her want Brief more.
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This is why you men need to think for a few seconds before you engage!!!!!
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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This will only make her want Brief more.
 Quoting: J-Rico


This is why you men need to think for a few seconds before you engage!!!!!
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That's why I said he needs to smother her and act all needy and desperate. It's the fact that he wants to get rid of her that makes her coming back for more.

He's a challenge for her.
Once he stops becoming a challenge, she'll want to move on.

As a stripper, she sees the adversity as a plus FOR him.
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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This will only make her want Brief more.
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True, that never works. It's like a dog fixated on bone. You have to wave another appealling treat in front of them to get them to let go. It just sucks to be the other appealling treat. tounge
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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This will only make her want Brief more.
 Quoting: J-Rico


This is why you men need to think for a few seconds before you engage!!!!!
 Quoting: SaltWaterTaffy


That's why I said he needs to smother her and act all needy and desperate. It's the fact that he wants to get rid of her that makes her coming back for more.

He's a challenge for her.
Once he stops becoming a challenge, she'll want to move on.

As a stripper, she sees the adversity as a plus FOR him.
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Actually, you should have just stopped there.
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Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day
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This will only make her want Brief more.
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i disagree. If he stands up and tells her to get the fuck out in no uncertain terms , i dont think she is gonna want to cling
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