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* Azul *
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SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, I have a question. How do you get a girl to stop coming around for sex when you have told her a thousand times to stop? Don't tell me to stop sleeping with her because she always finds a way...she's a seductive genius. Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTI thought you were strong willed, briefy poo. No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though. Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | well this thread turned into a girls pow wow Quoting: theDtrainHell no it didn't There's men around here. Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life? If I could I would darlin, I'm sure we all would. Every animal in nature that can, does... Only because they can't make their paws into little fists. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyI thought you were strong willed, briefy poo. No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though. Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. Yeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: TrenchBrief is just yanking our chains with that shit.. No, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though. Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. Yeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! edit: ok I shouldn't laugh ... Last Edited by SaltWaterTaffy on 01/23/2011 08:45 PM :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
Thoughtful_Hobbit
User ID: 1085489 United States 01/23/2011 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | continue. Quoting: * Azul *"when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." -- Edmund Burke "My relative went to Jihad and all he got was Hellfire!" "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." –- Samuel Adams "Are all the women in New Zealand this hot? I might have to move to the world of hobbits." :THobbit: :THBomb: |
D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't need any sex advice... Quoting: J-RicoJust thought I'd say HI Hai back at you, sweetie! The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 08:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTNo, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though. Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. Yeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! And leave pictures laying around too eh? She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyIs this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. Yeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! And leave pictures laying around too eh? She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god oh for fucks sake pm me when you have a real problem lol Last Edited by SaltWaterTaffy on 01/23/2011 08:48 PM :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTNo, I'm completely serious dude. I managed to be free from her for almost a year once though. Is this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. Yeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! edit: ok I shouldn't laugh ... No, have the laughs...I mean if your going to have a problem, this is the one to have I guess. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
J-Rico
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D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyIs this the stripper with the key who comes in at 2 a.m.? If so, you are going to have to change your locks - she's persistent. Yeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! And leave pictures laying around too eh? She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably. Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in. Problem solved. Next. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
J-Rico
User ID: 1164537 United States 01/23/2011 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTYeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! And leave pictures laying around too eh? She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably. Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in. Problem solved. Next. She's a stripper. She might join in. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
Socapatoy
User ID: 1239676 United States 01/23/2011 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINTYeah. She's also the daughter of the housekeeper...it's complicated... Start having sex with her mom! And leave pictures laying around too eh? She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably. Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in. Problem solved. Next. But what if.... That could open up a whole new can of worms. heheh "If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through This tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out." [link to soundcloud.com] "We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses." |
D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's a stripper. Quoting: J-RicoShe might join in. With her mother? Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: SaltWaterTaffyStart having sex with her mom! And leave pictures laying around too eh? She actually cried the other night over turning 25 in March...god Here's the deal, but it will require you getting a new housekeeper, probably. Seduce mom, and as you are headed to the room, text or call the girl to come on over, the door is open and waiting. Let her walk in on you banging mom. Act casual, and ask her to join in. Problem solved. Next. She's a stripper. She might join in. This last time she found her way back into my life I told her I was seeing someone...she was mad for about ten minutes and then said she was ok with it... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
J-Rico
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 1220677 United States 01/23/2011 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's a stripper. Quoting: J-RicoShe might join in. With her mother? Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective. Yes. Psycho, she cries at least once per conversation. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm out of my league. I'm off to watch Barney or Yo Gabba Gabba and match socks. :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
J-Rico
User ID: 1164537 United States 01/23/2011 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's a stripper. Quoting: J-RicoShe might join in. With her mother? Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective. Yes. Psycho, she cries at least once per conversation. That's pretty much what I thought. Even family is not sacred for a lot of strippers. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's a stripper. Quoting: J-RicoShe might join in. This last time she found her way back into my life I told her I was seeing someone...she was mad for about ten minutes and then said she was ok with it... Tip to the female psyche: Fucking another woman is one thing. Fucking her mother is a whole different thing. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Trench
User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day “The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second.” "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day Quoting: TrenchYES! this :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
J-Rico
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D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: D's PetWith her mother? Then she's either a keeper or a psycho, depending on your perspective. Yes. Psycho, she cries at least once per conversation. That's pretty much what I thought. Even family is not sacred for a lot of strippers. Then this might be the time to embrace the commonly female concept of "frenemies." Brief, do you have a "friend" you can pawn her off on. This usually works well with obsessions- they are a lot easier to replace than eliminate. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
SaltWaterTaffy
User ID: 1027643 United States 01/23/2011 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day Quoting: TrenchThis will only make her want Brief more. This is why you men need to think for a few seconds before you engage!!!!! :SWT name: When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh, will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die? Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender. For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember? |
J-Rico
User ID: 1164537 United States 01/23/2011 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day Quoting: TrenchThis will only make her want Brief more. This is why you men need to think for a few seconds before you engage!!!!! That's why I said he needs to smother her and act all needy and desperate. It's the fact that he wants to get rid of her that makes her coming back for more. He's a challenge for her. Once he stops becoming a challenge, she'll want to move on. As a stripper, she sees the adversity as a plus FOR him. Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. :moranrico::Rico::moranrico: |
D's Pet
User ID: 1241050 United States 01/23/2011 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day Quoting: TrenchThis will only make her want Brief more. True, that never works. It's like a dog fixated on bone. You have to wave another appealling treat in front of them to get them to let go. It just sucks to be the other appealling treat. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
TheHandThatFeeds
User ID: 1091608 United States 01/23/2011 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day Quoting: TrenchThis will only make her want Brief more. This is why you men need to think for a few seconds before you engage!!!!! That's why I said he needs to smother her and act all needy and desperate. It's the fact that he wants to get rid of her that makes her coming back for more. He's a challenge for her. Once he stops becoming a challenge, she'll want to move on. As a stripper, she sees the adversity as a plus FOR him. Actually, you should have just stopped there. |
Trench
User ID: 1202181 United States 01/23/2011 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Brief,just tell her to piss off and call it a day Quoting: TrenchThis will only make her want Brief more. “The difference between combat and sport is that in combat you bury the guy who comes in second.” "The more skills you have,the less shit you need" Philosophy of Liberty: [link to illuminati-order.com] email anytime: [email protected] |