GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

I had a really kick ass avatar but everyone hated on me for it, so switched it, and no problems since. I still miss it...

someone has a borderline necrophillia fetish...



sorry, can't help you with that one.. opeth?

go make me a sammich

woman

haha, if that were to scale...i think i'd die from loss of blood rushing away from my brain

Hmmm, the first part kinda ties in with the very common 'female rape fantasty', though you kinda lost me in the last paragraph.

Honestly, if the choloraforming is a real kick, just be compassionate enough to keep fucking her when she wakes up!

Good day!

I'll take my welder down to new orleans and call it art

Men - get laid more - easy - learn how to partner dance. Women LOVE to dance and it's a great feel-ya-up sport. Just think of it as a sport where you get to touch a woman (except the places where a bikini is worn).

Humor - we have vastly different ideas of what is funny and that many never change, but why do gay men get our humor? Some straight guys do, too, who veer off the line of the Kingdom of Mendom (i.e., manly talk, locker-room, whatever separates us there).

C'mon guys, play with us up in the brain area more, and squire us around the dance floor, and sex will arrive at your doorstep pdq.

hater will be haters, oh well!

How do I stop the gerbils from biting my large intestines?

Men - get laid more - easy - learn how to partner dance. Women LOVE to dance and it's a great feel-ya-up sport. Just think of it as a sport where you get to touch a woman (except the places where a bikini is worn).

Humor - we have vastly different ideas of what is funny and that many never change, but why do gay men get our humor? Some straight guys do, too, who veer off the line of the Kingdom of Mendom (i.e., manly talk, locker-room, whatever separates us there).

C'mon guys, play with us up in the brain area more, and squire us around the dance floor, and sex will arrive at your doorstep pdq.

On a more serious note guys never ever tell us.

"You love the smell of sperm".

Or say "I want a toung 4 inches up my ass" and then offer to draw a picture.

This will get you dumped in a heart beat.

Last Edited by grrttsgar on 01/23/2011 04:50 PM

gamer, what games you play on psn?

Ive had genital herpes since a young age, I can only presume the headmaster at my boarding school gave it me.

Im in a long term relationship and have never fessed up to it, every six months or so when I have an outbreak i'll say I caught it in my zip, or that ive got a friction burn, It looks like its been mangled half the time.

How do you confess that you are disease ridden and been keeping it secret? She won't be amused as we laugh at her bridge players who all have the same thing.

don't insert them into your rectum to begin with.

have a good day!

REMEMBER I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU - AS I CLAW YOUR FUCKIN THROAT AWAY....

Oh wait, where am I. >_>

occasionally some COD... im big into bioshock 1 & 2, currently playing god of war 3 (got on that waggon a little late), RDR... i've been playing more of my seXbox recently and playing portal, limbo and kameo.

you?

ahh, quoting tool is always a good way to get a lady interested :) :hf:

how many women have you infected without being upfront with them first?

never really been into hack n slash type games...usually sports(madden) or FPS. I hate black ops but it's holding me over until Killzone 3

About two dozen or so.

yes, and the lyrics are oh so romantic. especially when one is screamed at by a bald man without a shirt. ^_^

I don't dance en pointe anymore either. The chain between the cuffs is too short.

Sheesh, tell that to my mom.

i like to watch.

adameve.com many non gerbil toys for mom's pleasure.

Some of us spent half the morning cooking tapas for the football game, and all you want is a freakin' SAMMICH?

I bet Mitch has been elbow deep in his butt many times!

hater will be haters, oh well!


That's the truth.

What do you do if your female partner smells like crabs/fish?

Recently my Wife has got us into Camwhoring. I must admit the money has come in handy for Gas and a few fancy nights out, Problem is I think shes getting addicted to it.

The wierdos we get in there are just wrong, One paid us extra for me to wear a scream mask whilst i used a barbie doll in a sexual way on my wife.

They pay huge sums for these optional extras, but i grow weary. How can i tell my other half that i just want to go back to missionary with no one watching?