GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

Thanks! Not exactly realistic but ultimately the best cure!

The most effective way of overcoming a fixation is to face it head on....have your way with it. Afterwards it becomes much less magical and mysterious.....

Now thats just gross.

You rang?

If it looks like this forget it!!!

Oh man! Though I do bet she is revered by her village folk! How could she NOT BE!

I want a damn horn....

LOL. Ok there buddy. I made a typo there, I've done ballet for 18+ years.. and yes I broke the ankle and leg at 19, but I still dance to stay in shape. I just don't dance en pointe anymore because my ankle is not strong enough since I had a lot of tendon and ligament damage.

Not to dissapoint you, but I'm not overweight or aging :) And I'm not going to post my picture, just because you've asked me to. My picture has been on here plenty of times, you apparently missed it, so too bad for you.

Now seriously, get on topic here or get the fuck out.

Last Edited by gamerprincess81 on 01/23/2011 04:37 PM

do woman mind if i rub off my dickcheese in their vaginas?

Question is if a girl named gamerggirl81 has that much of experience?

I think you did just have some time off that wow raiding of yours and now you want to fuck with all them virgins here, it will only break hearts, get back to farming epics and shit.

Then we shall be waiting forever.........

This dose not turn us on guys.

Oh hellz no! I know I am very petite and so is Gamer. There will be no mad pepper stuffing happening in these parts!

where i have to go? :D

Does size matter?

Oh and, how do I feign interest in a woman? I find them boring, all they talk about is other people and gossip.

I think the new ballerina avatar is making everyone uncomfortable and hostile...

you sir ar wrong, i don't play WoW. never have and never will. MMORPGs don't really appeal to me.

lol I have a serious question...but this thread is purely for lolz

AHEM!

No WOW knocking please....lol!

I'm on haitus but yes, I do play WoW on occassion so shut it!

*hehe*

No it's really not.

I'm actually great with advice, Gamer too. We just respond to what is presented.

I take everything quite seriously when it's presented that way. Promise.

poor psycho russ. he eats it a lot here.. ha!

yes, they do mind. women do not want yeast infections or bacterial infections.

if you have dickcheese, you have serious cleanliness problems, buddy. keep your shit clean, ffs.

here, have some crackers to spread that fromunda on and have a snack:)

you rang?





Last Edited by Opeth on 01/23/2011 04:41 PM

I have a fetish for Chloroforming my partner and then having my way with the inanimate body.

What started out as harmless fun has now become an all encompassing fascination and now i stalk up on her like Kato to Peter Sellers in the pink panther.

She doesnt find it funny that i take lots of pictures of her on a broom stick and stuff when shes out.

Help me help myself :(

it sure seems that way, doesn't it?

Go ahead and ask.

BTW I saw your wiener.

Its the one on the left.

a lot of us eat it here a lot. comes with the territory.

i totally agree. i had this cop thing for a while...