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Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19

 
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urin is sterile
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
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Done gone drunk the other day and pissed in the closet.
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No way... that's a serious fukn bummer
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Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir!
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How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls
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or the manfupa eats the sausage.
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growning up in China's Dingdang province we were forced to sing "Golden Water For The Emperor" every time we took a leak
EWWWWW!
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Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951


How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718595


or the manfupa eats the sausage.
 Quoting: TerryHastackle


Holy shit what a bunch of fucking pervs lmao
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Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951


How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718595


or the manfupa eats the sausage.
 Quoting: TerryHastackle


Holy shit what a bunch of fucking pervs lmao
 Quoting: BFD


Damn lol
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growning up in China's Dingdang province we were forced to sing "Golden Water For The Emperor" every time we took a leak
 Quoting: ModeloVirus


Wait are you serious??? We "tard out" so hard here it isi difficult to know...

Lmao,,,

chuckle
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04/05/2020 04:02 AM
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Unless you disinfect the seat you shouldn’t sit for peeing these days.

You’ll get someone’s arsesweat in your crack.
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So...who should blame for this and when shall we fire ?

chuckle
Hmmmm...
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I urinate in urinals (ie public places) but never pee into a toilet while standing. There is reason they are 2 different words. ANd having lived with a few women, I don't have to worry about being bitched at for not putting the seat down.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
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I urinate in urinals (ie public places) but never pee into a toilet while standing. There is reason they are 2 different words. ANd having lived with a few women, I don't have to worry about being bitched at for not putting the seat down.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


ever shit in a urinal? Really gets the cleaning staff's goat.
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04/05/2020 04:39 AM
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Men should pee outdoors to relieve stress
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Try sitting to take a pee in your 40's.

Half the time when i take a shit at my age i have to stand up after to empty my bladder. It just won't fully empty sitting down.
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Da phuck, I ain't no fairy.

I piss standing up!
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I drain more completely standing up rather than sitting down like a sissy.
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yeah, I had a guy tell me a story about hitchhiking and the guy who gave him a ride made a move on him. He wanted to make sure I knew he was not gay, and he was so not gay he jumped out of a car going 30 MPH to show how not gay he was. He definitely was not gay.
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I urinate in urinals (ie public places) but never pee into a toilet while standing. There is reason they are 2 different words. ANd having lived with a few women, I don't have to worry about being bitched at for not putting the seat down.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


ever shit in a urinal? Really gets the cleaning staff's goat.
 Quoting: nimmerfall


No, but you owe me a new screen and half a glass of wine!
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
Lance Roseman From BC

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Try sitting to take a pee in your 40's.

Half the time when i take a shit at my age i have to stand up after to empty my bladder. It just won't fully empty sitting down.
 Quoting: Mustydog


??? I'm almost 52, no issues for me? You shoud see a Dr. or something, or miday drink a strong diuretic tea like dandelion root and your bladder will empty better.
If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell.
“It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius
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Da phuck, I ain't no fairy.

I piss standing up!
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I hear you dude but think about it...

:jay:
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clappa
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04/05/2020 06:49 AM

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Stand and use a shop-vac if your worried.
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I will never respect a man who sits down to piss.
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


Done gone drunk the other day and pissed in the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44534891


Lol - gone done that a few times mate as I am sure many have...

Personally ... Sometimes I do depending on how wrecked I am and if home etc..... Useaully not but sometimes yeah, why not if n when suits etc...? For sure some over 50 might feel better sitting....? Sometimes standing is too much effort lol!
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lolatu





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