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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/05/2020 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fecal-Oral Route and all... Quoting: BFD You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins.. I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed. This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this? Done gone drunk the other day and pissed in the closet. No way... that's a serious fukn bummer |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78425261 United States 04/05/2020 03:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951 How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls or the manfupa eats the sausage. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/05/2020 03:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951 How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls or the manfupa eats the sausage. Holy shit what a bunch of fucking pervs lmao |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/05/2020 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951 How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls or the manfupa eats the sausage. Holy shit what a bunch of fucking pervs lmao Damn lol |
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Lance Roseman From BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/05/2020 04:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I urinate in urinals (ie public places) but never pee into a toilet while standing. There is reason they are 2 different words. ANd having lived with a few women, I don't have to worry about being bitched at for not putting the seat down. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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User ID: 72716118 United States 04/05/2020 04:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I urinate in urinals (ie public places) but never pee into a toilet while standing. There is reason they are 2 different words. ANd having lived with a few women, I don't have to worry about being bitched at for not putting the seat down. Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC ever shit in a urinal? Really gets the cleaning staff's goat. Piercing my heart there is a golden dagger; that is God Piercing God's heart there is a golden needle; that is me |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63805327 United States 04/05/2020 05:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drain more completely standing up rather than sitting down like a sissy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77181591 yeah, I had a guy tell me a story about hitchhiking and the guy who gave him a ride made a move on him. He wanted to make sure I knew he was not gay, and he was so not gay he jumped out of a car going 30 MPH to show how not gay he was. He definitely was not gay. |
Lance Roseman From BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/05/2020 05:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I urinate in urinals (ie public places) but never pee into a toilet while standing. There is reason they are 2 different words. ANd having lived with a few women, I don't have to worry about being bitched at for not putting the seat down. Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC ever shit in a urinal? Really gets the cleaning staff's goat. No, but you owe me a new screen and half a glass of wine! If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
Lance Roseman From BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/05/2020 05:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Try sitting to take a pee in your 40's. Quoting: Mustydog Half the time when i take a shit at my age i have to stand up after to empty my bladder. It just won't fully empty sitting down. ??? I'm almost 52, no issues for me? You shoud see a Dr. or something, or miday drink a strong diuretic tea like dandelion root and your bladder will empty better. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78743300 Nepal 04/05/2020 07:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fecal-Oral Route and all... Quoting: BFD You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins.. I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed. This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this? Done gone drunk the other day and pissed in the closet. Lol - gone done that a few times mate as I am sure many have... Personally ... Sometimes I do depending on how wrecked I am and if home etc..... Useaully not but sometimes yeah, why not if n when suits etc...? For sure some over 50 might feel better sitting....? Sometimes standing is too much effort lol! |
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