Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19 | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78731888 Australia 04/04/2020 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fecal-Oral Route and all... Quoting: BFD You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins.. I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed. This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this? Yea and I guess Men should wear Tampon's too. ROFLMAO! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78717710 United States 04/04/2020 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most married guys already do sit down to pee. They are bossed around by their dominant wives each day in virtually every aspect of life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78415189 They are not even men at this point. Lmao this isn't the normal life well some men and boys piss all over the seat. and some girls poop and bleed on it big wow for the "virus" so do some men poo on it too. toilet sets in the public especially turn me off on all that... Once a long long time ago.. vietnam time ago.. ex hubby and I had to stay is a less than decent hotel... and oh my I would rather sleep on the streets. each floor had public toilets.. no private baths. |
terrifiedanimal
User ID: 78351348 United States 04/04/2020 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All of the bacteria and pathogens are in aerosol form once you urinate into the bowl, turn on the faucet or flush the toilet. Quoting: terrifiedanimal I don't pee in the office restrooms at my work. I go out to my car and piss into a wide-mouth container wile I have a blanket over my lap. No one can see me, my windows are tinted. I work at a hospital, and so I need to take as many precautions as possible. The bathrooms are going to infect a lot of people, even those who're wearing respirators. The aerosol pathogens are going to infect via the eyes or will penetrate the N95 respirators. Skin will be contaminated too. Touch that and you're screwed. Those of you who think this is all a hoax, please disregard all of this and go ahead and lick your toilet bowls or whatever else it is that you do. If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens... Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting. BTW, What is "clean catch"? |
Mist Walker
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78122951 United States 04/04/2020 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir! |
TGus
User ID: 77715172 United States 04/04/2020 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What you need to do is put a toilet sanitizer in your tank, (not just a deodorizer). That will sanitize the water in your bowl. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78718595 Australia 04/04/2020 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Never understood whats so "unmanly" about pissing sitting down? Ive been doing it most my life, much easier than trying to aim or accidentally pissing on the floor. Meh if your sense of masculinity relies on the way in which you urinate i imagine you have some deep seeded underlying issues or are simply an asshole. |
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User ID: 78671948 United States 04/04/2020 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've seen large event restrooms with 50 urinals, all of them full and a waiting line, with the whole place smelling of steaming piss and sh*t. I'm guessing public restrooms are just death zones now? Comments have been disabled. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78718595 Australia 04/04/2020 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951 How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls |
nimmerfall
User ID: 72716118 United States 04/04/2020 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951 what do you do when you go to take a dump? Sit there with your giant mutant package sitting in your lap like a terrier? Or are you just kinda tarded? Piercing my heart there is a golden dagger; that is God Piercing God's heart there is a golden needle; that is me |
LittleMe
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nimmerfall
User ID: 72716118 United States 04/04/2020 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951 How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls or this ^ Piercing my heart there is a golden dagger; that is God Piercing God's heart there is a golden needle; that is me |
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User ID: 78671948 United States 04/04/2020 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've seen large event restrooms with 50 urinals, all of them full and a waiting line, with the whole place smelling of steaming piss and sh*t. I'm guessing public restrooms are just death zones now? So, this means that if you enter a public restroom and you can smell someone's shit, you ARE NOW INFECTED! ============================ A study from the City University of Hong Kong found that: “A toilet flush can release up to 80,000 polluted droplets and leave them suspended a metre in the air for hours if the lid is left up,” according to the South China Morning Post. There are four methods of COVID-19 transmission: (1) direct contact or indirect contact (i.e. someone breathing on you or sharing a drink) (2) Droplets, which can be in a cough or skin-to-skin contact (3) Airborne, with COVID-19 passing through the air or via ventilation (4) oral-fecal transmission, meaning that contagions from fecal matter is inadvertently ingested. Though direct or indirect transmission is most likely candidate for transmission, according to Chen, there is no substantial research to trace origins of COVID-19 transmission on a per patient basis. [link to www.forbes.com (secure)] ==================== Comments have been disabled. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/04/2020 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fecal-Oral Route and all... Quoting: BFD You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins.. I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed. This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this? Yea and I guess Men should wear Tampon's too. ROFLMAO! You win the award for originality... |
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DeploraVision ™
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Dace
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23735462 United States 04/04/2020 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All of the bacteria and pathogens are in aerosol form once you urinate into the bowl, turn on the faucet or flush the toilet. Quoting: terrifiedanimal I don't pee in the office restrooms at my work. I go out to my car and piss into a wide-mouth container wile I have a blanket over my lap. No one can see me, my windows are tinted. I work at a hospital, and so I need to take as many precautions as possible. The bathrooms are going to infect a lot of people, even those who're wearing respirators. The aerosol pathogens are going to infect via the eyes or will penetrate the N95 respirators. Skin will be contaminated too. Touch that and you're screwed. Those of you who think this is all a hoax, please disregard all of this and go ahead and lick your toilet bowls or whatever else it is that you do. If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens... Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting. BTW, What is "clean catch"? Pee doesn't aerosolize the toilet, flushing the toilet does. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/04/2020 11:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Dace
User ID: 77068942 United States 04/04/2020 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All of the bacteria and pathogens are in aerosol form once you urinate into the bowl, turn on the faucet or flush the toilet. Quoting: terrifiedanimal I don't pee in the office restrooms at my work. I go out to my car and piss into a wide-mouth container wile I have a blanket over my lap. No one can see me, my windows are tinted. I work at a hospital, and so I need to take as many precautions as possible. The bathrooms are going to infect a lot of people, even those who're wearing respirators. The aerosol pathogens are going to infect via the eyes or will penetrate the N95 respirators. Skin will be contaminated too. Touch that and you're screwed. Those of you who think this is all a hoax, please disregard all of this and go ahead and lick your toilet bowls or whatever else it is that you do. If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens... Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting. BTW, What is "clean catch"? Pee doesn't aerosolize the toilet, flushing the toilet does. What if a guy pinches the tip of his dick so pee comes out like the ‘mist’ setting on a water hose sprayer? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/04/2020 11:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens... Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting. BTW, What is "clean catch"? Pee doesn't aerosolize the toilet, flushing the toilet does. What if a guy pinches the tip of his dick so pee comes out like the ‘mist’ setting on a water hose sprayer? "Super-Spreader" Setting? |
mandit
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73563015 Ireland 04/04/2020 11:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fecal-Oral Route and all... Quoting: BFD You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins.. I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed. This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this? Bitch, the way to prevent the spread of anything is to take off your head. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/04/2020 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76869494 United States 04/04/2020 11:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fecal-Oral Route and all... Quoting: BFD You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins.. I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed. This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this? Bitch, the way to prevent the spread of anything is to take off your head. You are boring |
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