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Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19

 
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
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Yea and I guess Men should wear Tampon's too.

ROFLMAO!
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04/04/2020 10:06 PM
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Most married guys already do sit down to pee. They are bossed around by their dominant wives each day in virtually every aspect of life.

They are not even men at this point.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78415189

Lmao this isn't the normal life
 Quoting: BFD


well some men and boys piss all over the seat.
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


and some girls poop and bleed on it

big wow for the "virus"
 Quoting: beeches


so do some men poo on it too. toilet sets in the public especially turn me off on all that... Once a long long time ago.. vietnam time ago.. ex hubby and I had to stay is a less than decent hotel... and oh my I would rather sleep on the streets. each floor had public toilets.. no private baths.
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All of the bacteria and pathogens are in aerosol form once you urinate into the bowl, turn on the faucet or flush the toilet.

I don't pee in the office restrooms at my work. I go out to my car and piss into a wide-mouth container wile I have a blanket over my lap. No one can see me, my windows are tinted.

I work at a hospital, and so I need to take as many precautions as possible. The bathrooms are going to infect a lot of people, even those who're wearing respirators. The aerosol pathogens are going to infect via the eyes or will penetrate the N95 respirators. Skin will be contaminated too. Touch that and you're screwed.

Those of you who think this is all a hoax, please disregard all of this and go ahead and lick your toilet bowls or whatever else it is that you do.
 Quoting: terrifiedanimal


If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens...
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting.

BTW, What is "clean catch"?
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Someone unshin this pit so better topics can be pinned, please.
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04/04/2020 10:25 PM
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Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir!
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04/04/2020 10:27 PM
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That's not going to help much. Not much of what splashes back up is what just went down, -it's the water displaced by your urine or feces.

What you need to do is put a toilet sanitizer in your tank, (not just a deodorizer). That will sanitize the water in your bowl.
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04/04/2020 10:29 PM
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Never understood whats so "unmanly" about pissing sitting down? Ive been doing it most my life, much easier than trying to aim or accidentally pissing on the floor.

Meh if your sense of masculinity relies on the way in which you urinate i imagine you have some deep seeded underlying issues or are simply an asshole.
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And this is why we can't have nice things
 Quoting: Mi Flu Yu


Bro, either the fecal-oral route thing is a hoax or I am correct.

Think about it....
 Quoting: BFD


I've seen large event restrooms with 50 urinals, all of them full and a waiting line, with the whole place smelling of steaming piss and sh*t.

I'm guessing public restrooms are just death zones now?
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Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951


How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls
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ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951


what do you do when you go to take a dump? Sit there with your giant mutant package sitting in your lap like a terrier? Or are you just kinda tarded?
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Gay as hell.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Eww,,, who wants shit-water running down their butt?

If it gets that bad it's time for a shower.

chuckle
 Quoting: BFD



chuckle

My boys didn’t want me to buy a bidet.
 Quoting: LittleMe



Your boys are hetero.

thumbs
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


yep


And baby wipes are essential. chuckle
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Your bat shit crazy.. ever try to tuck your balls down between your thighs and wrap your cock around the side to piss.... fucking just shoots under the seat and all over you pants..ill take my chances pissing correctly as god intended thank you sir!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78122951


How fat are your thighs and small is your cock. Your cock should simply flap over your balls and be directed down by gravity unless you have a micropenis that is directed up by your balls
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78718595


or this ^
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


OP always pissed sitting down
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And this is why we can't have nice things
 Quoting: Mi Flu Yu


Bro, either the fecal-oral route thing is a hoax or I am correct.

Think about it....
 Quoting: BFD


I've seen large event restrooms with 50 urinals, all of them full and a waiting line, with the whole place smelling of steaming piss and sh*t.

I'm guessing public restrooms are just death zones now?
 Quoting: DeploraVision ™


So, this means that if you enter a public restroom and you can smell someone's shit, you ARE NOW INFECTED!

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A study from the City University of Hong Kong found that: “A toilet flush can release up to 80,000 polluted droplets and leave them suspended a metre in the air for hours if the lid is left up,” according to the South China Morning Post.

There are four methods of COVID-19 transmission: (1) direct contact or indirect contact (i.e. someone breathing on you or sharing a drink) (2) Droplets, which can be in a cough or skin-to-skin contact (3) Airborne, with COVID-19 passing through the air or via ventilation (4) oral-fecal transmission, meaning that contagions from fecal matter is inadvertently ingested. Though direct or indirect transmission is most likely candidate for transmission, according to Chen, there is no substantial research to trace origins of COVID-19 transmission on a per patient basis.

[link to www.forbes.com (secure)]

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I knew I should have never come in here.
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


Yea and I guess Men should wear Tampon's too.

ROFLMAO!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78731888


You win the award for originality...
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I knew I should have never come in here.
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Meh... this is doable
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04/04/2020 10:42 PM
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what about toilet seat corona?
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I knew I should have never come in here.
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hf
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Public women’s bathrooms are 10 times nastier, had a job in my youth where I had to clean that shit.

Some women ‘hover’ in public facilities and piss/shit all over everything, men may miss sometimes but at least we can point and aim.
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All of the bacteria and pathogens are in aerosol form once you urinate into the bowl, turn on the faucet or flush the toilet.

I don't pee in the office restrooms at my work. I go out to my car and piss into a wide-mouth container wile I have a blanket over my lap. No one can see me, my windows are tinted.

I work at a hospital, and so I need to take as many precautions as possible. The bathrooms are going to infect a lot of people, even those who're wearing respirators. The aerosol pathogens are going to infect via the eyes or will penetrate the N95 respirators. Skin will be contaminated too. Touch that and you're screwed.

Those of you who think this is all a hoax, please disregard all of this and go ahead and lick your toilet bowls or whatever else it is that you do.
 Quoting: terrifiedanimal


If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens...
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting.

BTW, What is "clean catch"?
 Quoting: terrifiedanimal


Pee doesn't aerosolize the toilet, flushing the toilet does.
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Public women’s bathrooms are 10 times nastier, had a job in my youth where I had to clean that shit.

Some women ‘hover’ in public facilities and piss/shit all over everything, men may miss sometimes but at least we can point and aim.
 Quoting: Dace


Yeah cuz they do that "hover" shit chuckle
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I knew I should have never come in here.
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hf
 Quoting: DeploraVision ™


tounge
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All of the bacteria and pathogens are in aerosol form once you urinate into the bowl, turn on the faucet or flush the toilet.

I don't pee in the office restrooms at my work. I go out to my car and piss into a wide-mouth container wile I have a blanket over my lap. No one can see me, my windows are tinted.

I work at a hospital, and so I need to take as many precautions as possible. The bathrooms are going to infect a lot of people, even those who're wearing respirators. The aerosol pathogens are going to infect via the eyes or will penetrate the N95 respirators. Skin will be contaminated too. Touch that and you're screwed.

Those of you who think this is all a hoax, please disregard all of this and go ahead and lick your toilet bowls or whatever else it is that you do.
 Quoting: terrifiedanimal


If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens...
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting.

BTW, What is "clean catch"?
 Quoting: terrifiedanimal


Pee doesn't aerosolize the toilet, flushing the toilet does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23735462


What if a guy pinches the tip of his dick so pee comes out like the ‘mist’ setting on a water hose sprayer?
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If you don't have an infection.. your Piss is sterile.. especially in men... I can be contaminated by vaginal stuff in women.. which is why we have to "clean catch" specimens...
 Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL


Yes, but many dozens of persons have used that bathroom before me. A stream of liquid or a toilet flush will aerosolize any pathogens present. The entire atmosphere becomes permeated with bacteria, pathogens and even genetic material. Lots of shedding of pathogens occurs whilst sh*ting.

BTW, What is "clean catch"?
 Quoting: terrifiedanimal


Pee doesn't aerosolize the toilet, flushing the toilet does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23735462


What if a guy pinches the tip of his dick so pee comes out like the ‘mist’ setting on a water hose sprayer?
 Quoting: Dace


"Super-Spreader" Setting?
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I always sit to pee....Doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.tounge
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


Bitch, the way to prevent the spread of anything is to take off your head.
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I always sit to pee....Doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.tounge
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Well then take it easy, family
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


Bitch, the way to prevent the spread of anything is to take off your head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73563015


You are boring
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Public women’s bathrooms are 10 times nastier, had a job in my youth where I had to clean that shit.

Some women ‘hover’ in public facilities and piss/shit all over everything, men may miss sometimes but at least we can point and aim.
 Quoting: Dace


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